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Sir, This Is A Wendy's Drivethrough

Summary:

The cultural festival is drawing near, and preparations for Class 1-B's play are being made. Crack feat. Monoma's intense hate of 1-A, Awase's "threats", Kendou throwing her jacket at Monoma and Pony not fully understanding the phrases Monoma teaches her.
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day 4 of my Return To School drabble collection!

Notes:

thank you to Alex for beta reading this!

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"A little to the left!" Monoma called out to Bondo, who was holding Manga up as they attempted to reposition the banner on the castle.

 

"Like this?" Bondo asked.

 

"Yeah, that's good."

 

"Thanks, Ro!" Manga's speech bubble showed a (*´ `*) as he patted Bondo lightly on the head.

 

"Is there any chance we can change the name of this play?" Kodai sighed, leaning against Yanagi. "I'm pretty sure these are all copyrighted."

 

"It's fine!" Neito said.

 

"But seriously? 'Romeo and Juliet and The Prisoner of Azkaban: Return of the King'?"

 

"We're Class 1-B. We are the chaos class. The name fits." Kamakiri replied.

 

"We aren't the class that attracts villains every other day," Komori pointed out, glancing up from where she was painting.

 

"1-A can never beat what we have!" Monoma laughed. "The losers!"

 

"Yeah! We'll beat them all up!" Pony said enthusiastically, her Japanese smooth with the phrase.

 

"STOP TEACHING PONY BAD WORDS." Kendou threw her balled-up jacket at Monoma, Reiko subtlety using her Quirk to ensure it hit him in the head.

 

"Monoma, I swear to fucking god if you talk shit about 1-A one more goddamn time I will hurt you." Awase snapped.

 

"Do not use the Lord's name in vain!" Shiozaki protested.

 

"Setsu, calm down." Kaibara casually commented, used to the temperamental attitude.

 

"Whatever," the welder huffed, returning to his work on the sets.

 

"LET'S NOT KILL MY BOYFRIEND TODAY!" Tetsutetsu yelled from backstage.

 

"NO PROMISES!" Awase shouted back.

 

"I'm back!" Vlad King opened the door to the auditorium, the chaos surrounding him a mystery.

 

Everyone glanced nervously at each other, Manga being the only one confident enough to speak within a minute.

 

"Sir, this is a Wendy's drivethrough."

Notes:

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