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3:24 | Dream invited 10+ people to Hi welcome to hell

Dream: Alright fuckers time to commit crimes

Velvet: DID SOMEONE SAY CRIEMS

BoomerNA: Literally shut the fuck up

BoomerNA: Also crimes*

*Velvet changed BoomerNA’s name to frog*

*frog changed Velvet’s name to Cake*

frog: even, bitch

Cake: stfu

Cake: nobody needs ur goidamn spellibg

Dream: Can we please act like civilized people

3:25 | Cake: Draem we’re not civlized ppl shut up

Antfrost: Velvet I’m going to take your phone away be nice

*Cake has changed Antfrost’s name to Catboy*

Catboy: Velvet give me your fucking phone

3:26 | Catboy: Or I’ll come to your room and collect it myself

3:28 | Catboy: *Video of Ant going into Velvet’s room, and Velvet subsequently throwing his phone out the window*

Catboy: THIS. THIS IS THE BS I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH. somebody save me please

frog: I hope he broke it

Catboy: God if he did im not fucking buying him a new one

Cake: no i didnt brak it dw

frog: well your spelling didnt get any better

Cake: Shut thefck uo this is the interney

3:29 | Skeppy: OH MYFUCING GOD TSJYT UP AYKL AR BLIWONG UP MY PNEHP

Cake: English pleae

frog: VELVET YOU CAMMOT BE TALKING?

frog: CANNOT*

frog: FUCK

Dream: LMA9U8YFTDYGUITUY

3:30 | Presnt: I agree with skeepy i dont know what he said but yes

Dream: Skeepy

Presnt: Dream shut up nobody asked you

Dream: ANTFROST CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE PRESNT’S PHONE

Catboy: Dream arent you literally his brother????? Cant you take it from him yourself???

Dream: Well yes but shut up

Presnt: omg take drams phone

Presnt: Dream’s*

Cake: I have Jack Stauber’s Micropop (specificallt Coffee) on lop in my head

Rudy: Mood

*Presnt changed Rudy’s name to Dream but better*

Dream but better: Okay 1. true 2. ive been lurkingfor so long smh

Dream: okay 1. fuckiyiy prent 2. nobody asked rudt

*Dream but better has changed Dream’s name to Rudy but worse*

*Rudy but worse has changed their name to Dream (Real)*

Dream (Real): Rudy I’m going to kill you

3:31 | Dream but better: only if you csn cathc me

Cake: is nobody going to atlk abt Dream’s spelling

frog: vevlet u r literally a slcie of cake shyt up

Cake: Boomer I will sprint to your fucking house and blast the Sus Mask remix until you beg for mercy bitch

3:32 | GeorgeNotFound: what the fuck.

Dream (Real): GOGYYYY

GeorgeNotFound: simp

*Cake has changed GeorgeNotFound’s name to Gogy*

Gogy: Velvet i fucking hate you

Cake: refer to my threat towards boomer bitch :).

Gogy: okay im fine with this name im scared of you velvet

Catboy: as you should be tbh

Cake: Ant dont forget i can throw your phone out the window too

Gogy: Velvet what the fuck? ????

Cake: you sound like my twitter followers when I post an antfrost thirst tweet shut up

Dream but better: I am asking you, nicely, to shut the fuck up and never say those words again

Dream but better: AND DO NOT START TYPING I SWEAR TO GOD IM NOT DONE

Dream but better: Velvet i will track you down, MANHUNT STYLE, to beat your ass I MAY BE SHORT BUT I AM POWERFUL

Presnt: Rudy shut up you play minecraft all day you dont even get homework done

Dream but better: presnt we dont ta l k about how im failing algebra

Catboy: mood

Gogy: mood

Presnt: mood

frog: stop saying fucking mood

Presnt: mood

3:33 | *frog has left the group chat*

*Cake has added frog to the group chat*

frog: goddamnit velvet let me leave this place ffs

Cake: no

frog: okay bc i know youre a determined bitch

Cake: that would be right

3:34 | Dream (Real): Are we not going to talk about rudy failing algebra

Dream but better: no the fuck we arent

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Hell (But Better)

3:35 | Presnt: LMAO RUDY IS ALREADY FAILING ALGEBRA

Meltdown: WHAT THE FUCK HOW

Rudy: bc its ALEGBRA TWO AND I SUCK AT MATH AND I DONT DO HOMEWORK

Prison escapist: clam down Rudy

Rudy: did you just. did you just say clam down

Prison escapist: i did. And i would do it again.

Prison builder: This is why im making another prison Ivory

Prison escapist: and id escape that one too??? your point????

Rudy: How did we get from me failing algebra to prison building. again

Prison escapist: clam down

3:36 | Meltdown: I am begging you to stop saying that

Rudy: Oh shit i forgot you were here

Meltdown: tbh so did i

Rudy: Velet got me into Ghost and Pals and im mad abt it

Meltdown: Askers where

Rudy: Literally shut the fuck up BoomerNA stan I will blast The Chattering Lack of Common Sense AT you for 10 hours a day for the rest of the month

Meltdown: WHat the fuck

Rudy: I said what I said.

The one who’s name nobody can spell: DONT TEST RUDY HE MAKES GOOD ON HIS THREATS

Rudy: Yes and hi expaxial

3:37 | The one who’s name nobody can spell: Epaxial* this is why my nickname is what it is.

Rudy: Im literally already failing algrbra shut up

The one who’s name nobody can spell: I wanna say “Any askers” but like. im too intrigued with the fact you’re already failing a class.

Presnt: We dont say any askers. not to rudy.

Presnt: not after what happened last time

Prison escapist: What happened last time

Rudy: I threw a plastic butter knife at him lmao

Presnt: AND IT HURT

Rudy: IT WAS PLASTIC

Presnt: IT STILL HURT

Prison escapist: LMAO SUCKS TO BE YOU IG

Presnt: LITERALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I’LL HELP SVEN BUILD THE NEXT PRISON

Prison escapist: wait fuck

3:38 | Prison builder: wait YES

Prison builder: PRESNT HELPING BUILD PRISON REAL??? SO MUCH CLICKBAIT FOR BOTH OF US

Prison escapist: yall baiting for views???????

Prison builder: you literally do that all the time

Prison escapist: shhhhhhhh nobody needs to know that

The one who’s name nobody can spell: POSTING THIS ON TWITTER BRB

Prison escapist: I WILL HACK YOUR COMPUTER AND IP BAN YOU FROM TWITTER.

Prison builder: ^^^ SHE CAN DO THAT AND IF SHE CANT I WILL HELP HER.

Presnt: SVEN AND IVORY WORKING TOGETHER??? REAL???? REAL???? REAL NOT FAKE???

Prison escapist: shut the fuck up

Prison builder: It won’t happen again.

The one who’s name nobody can spell: okay okay fine. Will not be posting on twitter. goddamn >:(

3:39 | The one who’s name nobody can spell: Unless i have an alt nobody knows about..??

Prison escapist: I will ip ban you from twitter.

The one who’s name nobody can spell: FINW OKAY I WONT

Prison escapist: Good.

I suck at bedwars: You guys scare me

Prison escapist: As I should.

Prison builder: Funny you assume its only you, Ivory

I suck at bedwars: No its only Ivory

Prison escapist: exactly. checkmate, sven. Im just so much better than you lmao

Prison builder: At least I know how to build

Prison escapist: and i know how to find eachof the flaws in your build, and you as a human being, exploit them, and escape your builds.

3:41 | Meltdown: …

Meltdown: well my god.

Presnt: i think you killed him, ivy

Prison escapist: he had it coming to be fair

Presnt: Yeah but like,,, dear god , ivory, you didnt have to commit murder in this groupchat

Prison escapist: god cant save you now

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3:57 | Presnt: Might we all agree that Ivoryvello is a menace to society and is fucking terrifying

Dream (Real): what happened now

Presnt: image14.png

Dream (Real): Well dear fuck

frog: so are we in agreement??? we never specified

Dream (Real): yes. yes we are. do not ever add her here

Dream but better: adding her rn lol

* Dream (Real) has removed Dream but better from the chat *

Presnt: DREAMMMMM >:((((

Presnt: THAT WAS MEANNNNN >:((((

Dream (Real): little brother one thing u need to know is that I simply. don’t. care.

Presnt: fcuk u add him back or I will.

4:02 | * Presnt has added Rudylmao to the chat *

Rudylmao: WHATTT IT DIDNT KEEP MY NICKNAME :(((((

* Rudylmao has changed their name to Dream but better *

4:03 | Dream but better: Fine i wobt fucking add her

Dream (Real): wobt

Dream but better: FUCK YOU

Dream (Real): glad someone’s having a good day

Dream but better: I hate this placeeeeeeeeee

Dream (Real): Then leave

Dream but better: no fuck u

Dream (Real): Fair point

Cake: THis place is a mes also my phone hiky shit the ntoficatiosn istg

4:04 | Catboy: Velvet please

Catboy: is this why you post nothing but lemons in your discord

Presnt: wh a t

Catboy: I’ve heard that velvet posts literally nothing but lemon emojis once every few motnhs

Cake: THAT is a LIE and blatant homophobia

Catboy: Velvet we’re literally dating

Cake: AND???? Homophobia i say smh

Gogy: Velvet, I ask in all kindness, that you shut the fuck up

Presnt: upvote

* Cake has changed Presnt’s nickname to Prenst *

* Prenst has changed their nickname to PresntLIVE (is not live) *

4:05 | PresntLIVE (is not live): this is a mess and i hate this place. Rudy was rightt

Wilbur Soot: Presnt sings Your Sister Was Right arc????? Live?????

PresntLIVE (is not live): I would sooner quit youtube thanks

Wilbur Soot: o u ch

PresntLIVE (is not live): NO ITS NOTHING AGASINT U I JUST CANT SING LIVE IM SORRY

Wilbur Soot: huh fair point

* Cake has changed Wilbur Soot’s nickname to I Fuckd A Fsih

I Fuckd A Fsih: how did u mess up spelling thta badly Velvet

Catboy: upvote

Cake: my bf is bullying me help

Catboy: No im just right

4:07 | PresntLIVE (is not live): #girlboss ig

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6:09 | * Presnt has started a group chat *

* Presnt has added several people *

Mellomelt: What the fuck is thic

Mellomelt: THIS*

Evakz: wow melt good job

Mellomelt: you literally need to be carried in bedwars

Mellomelt: shut up

Evakz: bitch

* Presnt has renamed the group chat: Children Pog *

Evakz: bitch (x2)

* IvoryCello has left the group chat *

* SeenSven has added IvoryCello to the group chat *

6:10 | IvoryCello: fuck you

* IvoryCello has left the group chat *

* SeenSven has added IvoryCello to the group chat *

IvoryCello: …

IvoryCello: bitch >:(

SeenSven: Shut up nerd

IvoryCello: Says the one who builds minecraft prisons for a living

SeenSven: literally shut up this is targeted harassment

IvoryCello: Shiratori did NOT die for you to victim blame me

6:11 | IvoryCello: yes i am still grieving

IvoryCello: In my defense I was forced to

6:12 | Mellomelt: she’s been typing for a minute now. im scared.

SeenSven: I am too ngl

6:13 | IvoryCello: You literally could’ve killed plumpkin RIGHT THERE YOU KNOW THE GUARDS FOLLOW Y O U BUT N O YOU CHOSE TO KILL SHIRO. IT WAS DELIBERATE. YOU CHOSE TO KILL HIM SO YOU COULD TRAP ME IN THE ABYSS. YOU STARTED THIS SELF-FULFILLED PROPHECY ON FULFILLING ITSELF, SVEN, AND YOU KNOW IT. BUT SURE, YOU JUST HADDDD TO KILL SHIRO, HUH?!

6:15 | Rudylmao: what… the f u c k…

SeenSven: IVORT PLEASE IT WAS FOR THE LOREEEEE

IvoryCello: YOU KILLED MY BIRD

IvoryCello: FOR LORE?!

SeenSven: YES I DID IT STARTS MY INSANITY ARC /j IVORY PLEASe 

IVoryCello: lmao I’ve been on my insanity arc nerd get with it

SeenSven: Ivory, respectfully

6:16 | Rudylmao: why 

Rudylmao: why has he been typing for so long

Mellomelt: fuck nit againnnn

IvoryCello: before you hit enter sven i just wanted to say i am not scared of you

Rudylmao: why do u make it sound like he’s gonna kill you

IvoryCello: He might. We never know.

6:18 | SeenSven: Ivory, Shiratori’s death could’ve been easily prevented. Gaia’s Vault was straightforward: try (succeed) to escape and Shiro dies. It was necessary, yes, because there was no way we could’ve trapped you in the abyss otherwise. You don’t realize we could’ve killed Shiro at any point; Poseidon's Vault; Aries’ Vault; it would’ve been the same. He was always going to die at the warden’s hand, because you are so stubborn as to refuse the one rule put in place even for your only remaining attachment's safety. And for what? Because you refused to be put in place? You have nobody to blame but yourself, Ivory, I warned you.

6:20 | Mellomelt: …. Get a fucking ROOM you two 

Mellomelt: /j /j /j i swear

IvoryCello: shut the fuck up

SeenSven: shut the fuck up

Presnt: I regret making this gc

Mellomelt: as u should, prenst live hasnt been live in likw 2 months

6:21 | Presnt: IVE BEEN BUSY MELT :((

Presnt: also

Presnt: Presnt*

Mellomelt: I will fuckin stab you

Presnt: Manhunt rn 😳

Mellomelt: stfu

Presnt: okay nerd

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Presnt -> Dream

6:22 | Presnt: hey dreammmm

Presnt: pspspspsp dreaaammmmm

6:23 | Dream: what

Presnt: can u set up a manhunt between me and melt :D

Dream: ???

Dream: What???????

Presnt: yk

Presnt: just like,,, set up a manhunt between me n mellomelt

Dream: no?????

Presnt: why :(

Dream: because??? no????????

Presnt: ur mean and i will be bullying you in gc

Dream: not fair >:(

Presnt: completely fair.

Dream: what gc? I know you started a new one

6:24 | Presnt: i did

Presnt: and i regret it

Presnt: bc holy fucking shit

Presnt: Ivorycello and Seensven

Presnt: WONT STOP FUCKING FIGHTING ABOUT THEIR DAMN LORE

Dream: LMAOOOOOOOO

Presnt: SHUT UP IT ISNT FUNNY

6:25 | Dream: ur right

Dream: ITS FUCKIN HILARIOUS

Dream: presnt pls lemme see

Presnt: fuck you. 

Dream :(

Presnt: nooooo im sorry I’ll let u see

Dream: thank you presntttttt
Presnt: whatever nerd

Dream: :D

Children Pog

7:19 | SeenSven: I shouldn’t even be in this gc im like 20

IvoryCello: ‘ like ’??? Do you not know your age????

SeenSven: Shut up, your bird is dead L

IvoryCello: your BROTHER is dead L

Evakz: the FUCK did you two do this time???

IvoryCello: new lore video go watch it

SeenSven: more like 3, and also, the Pit is MONTHS old by now L + bozo

IvoryCello: and remind me of the last time you posted, Sven.

SeenSven: …

SeenSven: shut the fuck up, Ivy

Evakz: LMAOOOOO

Mellomelt: 1:

* Mellomelt changed their name to Meltdown *

Meltdown: 2:

Meltdown: Evakz when did YOU last post huh?

Evakz: Melt

Evakz: Melt we dont talk about that

7:20 | Presnt: WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNOOOOOOOOO

SeenSven: SHUT UP

Meltdown: SHUT UP

IvoryCello: SHUT UP

Presnt: o u ch

SeenSven: Im sorry that was mean

SeenSven: i apologize for me and ivory, bc i know she wont do it herself

Presnt: thank u sven

IvoryCello: let it be known i do not, in fact, apologize /j 

SeenSven: shut.

IvoryCello: understood. 

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SeenSven -> IvoryCello

SeenSven: hey what the FUCK is your new lore

SeenSven: like

SeenSven: how dare you replicate those lines /j

SeenSven: my sister in christ that was OUR lore

IvoryCello: 1. Stop blowing up my phone 2. Im going to cry over the “sister in christ” thing /pos

SeenSven: okay i may have killed your bird but im not transphobic

IvoryCello: anyways

IvoryCello: the murder didnt go away when i came out sven

IvoryCello: that was always there and it always will be

IvoryCello: id wager there's even more murder than before!

IvoryCello: i can be a cutesy uwu killer

SeenSven: fair fair

IvoryCello: you *still* havent posted

SeenSven: literally shut up

IvoryCello: L + ratio + cope

SeenSven: die /j

IvoryCello: transphobic /j

SeenSven: but like. girl. those LINES what are you DOING

IvoryCello: in my defense they want the old lore back

SeenSven: in your defense you can do whatever the fuck you want Ivory

IvoryCello: …

IvoryCello: thank you, Sven

SeenSven: Ivory. You’re still my friend. You will always be my friend. And you can always come talk to me, okay?

IvoryCello: yeah

SeenSven: your minecraft skin looks really cool

IvoryCello: oh yeah i had to pay for the wings lol

SeenSven: of course you’d do that

IvoryCello: I’ll permakill you irl /j

SeenSven: you can try

IvoryCello: you’re literally 5’10 what’re you gonna do

SeenSven: sHUT UP

IvoryCello: LLLLLLL

IvoryCello: tiny man

IvoryCello: small man haha

SeenSven: :((((((

IvoryCello: sorry

IvoryCello: that was mean

SeenSven: oh wow you’re finally apologizing for once in ur life

IvoryCello: i will take it back

SeenSven: nooooo :((

IvoryCello: fineeeeeeeee

SeenSven :D