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She checked her watch, 6:30pm. Its time for supper. Mona set down her tea and biscuits and got up from the park bench she was sitting on. It was only a few blocks to Maccies, so she walked. Opening the door, she walked in and immediately stopped in her tracks. A familiar sight greeted her. An annoying man with a big hat. The rude Australian transfer student. He saw her from across the room and yelled “OI YA CUNT!”
Mona sighed and walked up to him. “Good evening chum”
Scaramouche rolls his eyes and says “What brings ya here ya bugger?”
“Bloody hell I just wanted some damn Mackies you Twat!”
“Gimme a second fucking darro” He turns to the cashier and quietly whispers “Two BTS meals please” She nods her head.
“And a bo’le o’ wa’er”, Mona adds in. She walks over to a table and sits down while Scaramouche pays. He comes back with the food a minute later and joins her. “Ya know, for a wanker you’re kind of peng ting” Mona says shyly.
Scaramouche blushes and angerly says “Shut your mouth you drongo fuckstick bogan wombat!” and aggressively bites into his BTS chicken nuggets.
“You’ve fucking lost the plot you daft slag!” Mona exclaims.
“God I want to pash you so bad right now mate” Scaramouche says. Mona cant take it anymore. She grabs his hand and drags him outside into the ginnel. Mona smashes her lips against his and brings him into a passionate snog. Scaramouche kisses back with even more force and pushes her against the wall instead. Scaramouche breaks the kiss to ask “Crikey, will ya be my partner?”
Mona responds with “Aye, I luv ya darling xx”
“Sick! Lets fuck ay?” Scaramouche grabs Mona’s hand and they run off to go make love.