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Aizawa got back to the dorm and only needed two seconds to sigh and pinch the bridge of his nose.
"When I told you to take care of him, you know I did not mean it that way."
Around his four-year-old son, Kaminari, Ashido, Sero, and Krishima sat whilst watching TV. The kid in questuion stood on one leg and was balancing was seemed to the the clock usually hanging in the kitchen on his head.
"Ah, sensei, well, we did 'watch over him' ," Sero was quick to attempt giving a reasonable answer.
"Yeah, and since he has to balance it on one leg, there is no way he can run around and hurt himself," Ashido added with a proud smile. Okay, Shouta could admit that it was actually kind of smart, but simultaneously this was stupid.
"Papa, Papa, look! Mina said I reached the five minute mark!" a young face turned to him proudly, but this disrupted his balance, the clock slipped and crashed to the floor.
The teens, child, and Aizawa looked at the broken object for a long moment, Kaminari obviously hoping to STARE the clock back together.
"You are all grounded... All except my kid, because he was pulled into this idiotism unknowingly." Indignant protests flaired up, but one pointed, tired look was enough to silence the dunces.
"The rest of your class will take over babysitting from now on," Shouta added while pulling the toddler along. He just hoped his other students would not take those words literal, too.
So, his students were no longer babysitting (Bakugou sat on the kid), having to watch over his son (no more clocks in his students range of grasp), have to have an eye on him (where they got the eyeball from Shouta did not was to know, and Ochako had made it float over the kid's head - they tied it to the boy with a string), keep the kid at their side (Sero's tape still stuck to where he was bound to Midoriya all day long), look after him (everyone just stared at the brat while he did whatever he wanted), or make sure he did nothing stupid (yes, there came the day even Iida could stray from his love for rules and regulations when his friends confused him with strange arguments).
To 'just keep him on a leash' had also not been Shouta's smartest choice of words, when he worked on his gradings and suddenly saw his kid through the window of the teachers lounge, running around free with a leash dragging after him.
With his class of chaotic Problem Children, there would probably be a higher chance in having a group of villains (hell, even Shigaraki if he donated a gaming console) watch over Aizawa's brat responsibly than to get his students to do it correctly a single time. Why didn't they drive the villains mad the way their did with their teacher?