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1. Friendly Fire by QuinsValoria

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   03 Sep 2021

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Tim Drake & Jason Todd
   • Batfamily Members & Tim Drake
   • Tim Drake
   • Jason Todd
   • Gunshot Wounds
   • Friendly Fire
   • Hurt Tim Drake
   • Bad Things Happen Bingo
   • Contrary to tags this is a lighthearted and plotless comedy thing
   • i wrote this months ago and just remembered it existed
   • no beta we die like jason
   • Dont think too hard about this one i certainly didn't
   • Overuse of the word ass
   • very silly

   Summary

   In the fullness of time, he’s sure this will be an incredibly funny story, but for now, he has absolutely no intention of ever letting this go.

   They’ll be in the same nursing home and he’ll hobble over to Jason’s hot nurse and go “hey, did I ever tell you about how one time this idiot mistook my fine ass for a mob hitman on patrol? What a moron right? I still have a scar.” and then she’ll have to keep Jason from killing him and it’ll be so worth it because he shot him in the ass.

    

   Bad Things Happen Bingo - Gunshot Wounds / Friendly Fire

   Series

   • Part 1 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
   • Part 3 of Oneshots

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   629

   Chapters:

   1/1

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