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You can work out VERY EASILY whos who but if you can’t here:
hoes b4 bros
: albus & james’ group
it is wednesday my dudes
: james (from the first part of the vine :D)
AGHGHGHGHG
: albus (from the second part of the vine :D)
dOnT touchE dE chIld
: lily & teddys group
nugget
: lily
slightly bigger nugget
: teddy
schyler sisters
: james, albus, lilys group
ANGELICAAA
: james
ELIZAAA
: albus
and peggy
: lily (all from hamilton, duh)
gods of mischief
: lily & albus’ group
sylvie:
lily
loki
: albus (from loki tv show, duh)
finnick deserved better
: teddy & albus’ group
Katniss
: teddy
Rue
: albus (all from hunger games, duh)
paddy&bear
: james & teddys group
mcguiness
: james (paddy mcguiness but also paddington bear)
teddy
: teddy (teddy bear but also paddington bear)
THIS IS WHY MUM DOESNT FUCKING LOVE YOU
: teddy, james, albus, lily (from the vine)
punk
: teddy (acts a lot like sirius and is never seen without leather and eyeliner)
prep
: james (he pretends hes not but its bullshit)
nerd
: albus (smortest kid in their year, yes including scorp and rose)
jock
: lily (being a beater is her whole personality and i stand by that)
the family chat bruv
: the family chat (in this accent bcuz i say so)
papa bear
: harry
mama bear
: ginny
teddy cub
: teddy
old cub
: james
middle cub
: albus
babey cub
: lily
hoes b4 bros
it is wednesday my dudes
al
al
al
fuck
covre 4 meh
plsss
AGHGHGHGHGHG
Give me one (1) good reason why I should james
it is wednesday my dudes
bcuz the persno im on a date wth has homophob parents
and they wprk wth dad at the minsirty and dad is awful at
keepni secrets
plssss al
AGHGHGHGHGHG
Wait who???
it is wednesday my dudes
steph
AGHGHGHGHGHG
As in Stephen FinchFletchey????
it is wednesday my dudes
ye
AGHGHGHGHGHG
Ur on a date with Stephen FinchFletchey??
it is wednesday my dudes
yE
AGHGHGHGHGHG
Sry
Just didnt see that coming
it is wednesday my dudes
whtas that supoesd to mean???
wotever just cover 4 meh
AGHGHGHGHGHG
Ya fine
But ur gonna tell meh evyerything
it is wednesday my dudes
alright suree
AGHGHGHGHGHG
And ur goona prnak vic+ted
it is wednesday my dudes
4real???
AGHGHGHGHGHG
Mmhm
it is wednesday my dudes
fock u
fine
AGHGHGHGHGHG
Enjoy ur date :)
it is wednesday my dudes
thx m8
dOnT touchE dE chIld
nugget
ted where is james??
hes missing dinner
slightly bigger nugget
Idk lils
Have u asked al?
nugget
no
thx anyway
schyler sisters
and peggy
james where the hell r u???
ELIZAAA
james is on a date wth Stephen
and peggy
like steph finch-fletchley
with james???
ANGELICAAA
why is this such a shock
ELIZAAA
Nothing
Shut ur face lils
and peggy
prob bcus he said he hated ur guts last year
go off i guess
ANGELICAAA
i no
but weve been talkning a lto recently
and peggy
maybe its the potter ginger curse
ELIZAAA
didnt nan hate grandad??
ANGELICAAA
u mean my and lils nameskaes??
ELIZAAA
Ye
Do u ever think its weird that like severus snape had a
crush on Lily Evans who eneded up marrrying James
Potter and weve been named after the 3 of them?
ANGELICAAA
i mainly focus on the fact u were named after a racist
that sucks
i mean sure he helped with the war
still a racist
ELIZAAA
RIGHT???
Scorps pretty sure it was a prank or a bet or smth
And i was named after a guy or orchestrated dadds death
I mean come o n
and peggy
id like us to note that al has given grandad,nan,scorp,and
steph capitals but not snape or james
ANGELICAAA
bruh
ELIZAAA
IM COVERING FOR U U CANT COMPLAIN
ANGELICAAA
piss off
at least im not racist
and peggy
tru that
oop dads telling us to stop texting gtg
ANGELICAAA
byeee
cover 4 meeee
ELIZAAA
peace
dOnT touchE dE chIld
slightly bigger nugget
Did u find james
Lils
Pls answer
Lily
gods of mischief
sylvie
albus teddy is texting me
i textdd him where is james
now hes freaking out
loki
Ill text him
Dont worry
sylvie
thx al
loki
np
finnick deserved better
Rue
Teddy james is fine
Hes on a date hes fine
Katniss
Get that little shit to tesxt me rn
hoes b4 bros
AGHGHGHGHGHG
james text Teddy and tell him ur fine
it is wednesday my dudes
so teddy gets a capital but i dont???
AGHGHGHGHGHG
dont be a prick
Teddys freakinf out
it is wednesday my dudes
damn sorry mate
AGHGHGHGHGHG
also i dont give ‘i’ a capital james
my system isnt that great
It is wednesday my dudes
lmao
albus nuuuu
AGHGHGHGHGHG
my name is albus
idk what dad expected
it is wednesday my dudes
to get a kick out of a child shiotting on his manipulators
name probably
ill tetx teddy nwo
paddy&bear
mcguiness
teddy i promise im fine
teddy
Damn u james
I hate u so bloody much
mcguiness
e v e r y o n e d o e s
teddy
Fock u at least ur parents are alive
THIS IS WHY MUM DOESNT FUCKING LOVE YOU
punk
Someone wanna explain who james was on a date
with?
And why he was skipping dinner to go on a date?
prep
both of u better shut ur fces
nerd
Stephen FinchFlechley
jock
steph finch-fletchley
prep
wooow
fuck u guys
punk
The one who hates james guts?
jock
thats what i said !!
prep
he never hated me
nerd
nah im pretty sure he did
you pranked him a lot
prep
it was a love hate thing
like the granger-weasleys
jock
more like mouldy voldy and dad
punk
lol
prep
i am tge vitem of a hate crime
nerd
thats not what a hate crime is
prep
well i hatdd it
jock
i understood that reference
punk
I understood
that
reference
the family chat bruv
papa bear
Can we get off our phones please?
babey cub
sry dad
old cub
yeahh al and lily
u should be ashamed
teddy cub
bad children
middle cub
piss off
papa bear
Language.
mama bear
but fair
Papa bear
Yeah, completely deserved
babey cub
dad is a s i m p confirmed
Middle cub
serious question
if dad is the boy who lived and humans are animals
does that make dad a furry?
old cub
oh my merlin
does that make us all furries???
papa bear
Whats a furry?
Fuck i just looked it up
teddy cub
PAPA NO
old cub
HES LOST THE CAPITAL ON THE I
ABORT ABORT ABORT
middle cub
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