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“I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend!” Timmy blurts out, eyes fixed on the window above his head.
Armie feels his face scrunch with confusion. “Come again?”
“I’ll pay you,” he continues, “and it’ll be like a straight-up business transaction. That’d make you feel right at home, right?”
Timmy comes up with the perfect plan to get his mom off his back after his failed walk down the aisle: pretend he's perfectly happy dating someone else.