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Nightmare Sans creates a groupchat (and regrets it)

Summary:

Nightmare makes a group chat and is pleased with himself because it's the first time he's been able to use a phone.

Bleeding in pain: Santa lives in a gingerbread house

Reaper: That's Hansel and Gretel, Geno

Cross: Gingerbread doesn't melt it COOKS

Bleeding in pain: Same thing

Yes, he made a mistake that he will regret for many years to come.

Chapter 1: The chaos starts with creation

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  • Group chat was created.
  • Nightmare adds Dust, Killer, Horror and Cross.

Killer: Aye Boss you know how to work that Phone afterall…

Cross: You own Error 50g

Dust: hebdjdbwhaj you bet on this kind of stuff-

CrossYou’d be surprised.

Dust: Wait lemme do something real quick…

  • Dust took screenshot of Group chat.

Killer: I didn’t give you permission to do that!

Dust: Well Nightmare runs the show around here not you.

Killer: You mean the ground chat rightly-

Dust:  Ground chat

Cross:  rightly

Killer: Boss, Literal Dust and Crossroads are bullying me.

Nightmare: You are more than capable of dealing with that, and it is not my responsibility to resolve your childlike antics. Unless someone is dusting, I shouldn't be alerted about such stupid matters.

Killer: This is bullying

Dust: Nightmare feeds off of negativity so this is probably amusing to him.

Killer: Stfu Crossy road I can hear you cackling.

Dust: That’s probably the point.

Killer: :”)

Killer: At least Horror likes me, isn’t that right big guy?

HorrorI’m making chicken soup for lunch and I’m low on the chicken bit of it.

Cross: Do you want me to make a quick stop to one of the surface AU’s?

HorrorThat would be good thanks Cross.

Cross: Np H, I’ll be off now.

  • Cross left Group chat.

Horror: See you guys at Lunch.

  • Horror left Group chat.

Dust: You where saying?

  • Killer changes Dust’s name to big bully. 
  • Killer changes Cross’s name to monochrome (but nicer) bully. 
  • Killer changes Nightmare’s name to Ursula but shorter.

big bully: Your creativity shines through like always

Killer: I know I’m just too American

Killer: *Australian

Killer: *Austrian

big bully: Don’t worry you’ll get your nationality one day.

Killer: *Amazing

Killer: You’re being very mean today dust particles.

Killer: I thought we where best friendo’s-

big bully: Keep on dreaming then.

Killer: :(

Killer: I wish I could have actual tears and feelings, but the only thing I’ll be doing is dripping tar all over your remains.

Ursula but shorter: Make sure not to create too much property damage. Or fight somewhere else.

big bully: I can hear a GB charging up-

  • Killer left Group chat
  • big bully left Group chat

Private chat with Error

Error: Your idiot’s decided to fight in my outertale, I hope your aware of this.

Nightmare: Guess you’ll have to find another variation of it then.

Error: You are an actual hell-swan and the biggest abomination I have ever met.

Read at 12:59 am by Nightmare

Error: Fuck you.