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2021-09-09
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Me: a story I made years and years ago

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Some story I found on a really old Google account I had. Mostly Original cut. Only changed addresses and phone numbers

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Chapter 1: Me

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̈ ̈YAWWWN ̈I yawned as I Climbed out of bed on this hot day.I changed my clothes and then ate my bacon and eggs. “Thank you for breakfast.”I whispered to my dad. After that we went to the Library in downtown citytown with my little brother Tim and my big brother Logen. My mom stayed at home this time. When we got to the library,I returned some books and then I went straight to the graphic novel section.I read books like “Garfield and Manga'' My brother and my dad were in another section and my sister was at her friends house..Suddenly someone grabbed me and then brought me to their van.”What are you doing you damn thugs!!!” then got tied up.I started to yell trash at them and got knocked out unconscious.
When I woke up I was on a comfy bed.Some man came into the room with a girl.The guy bellowed”YAY,YOU'RE AWAKE!”.”I didn't know who the hell he is or where I am,I should ask him.”I thought,”Where am I”I asked him.”In California”he said sweetly.ACK! I live in Maryland!The girl introduced herself when the man left.”I'm Milky Way and we are in a high security training center.” “Are you that guy's daughter”I asked with a weird look on my face.”No,I was kidnapped too”she whispered.Then a teenage boy came in and told us to go to the dining room because dinner is ready.When I got to the dining room there were five other kids different ages.They had uniforms that said”The Ultimate Bandits”.Dinner was fried chicken and a side of mashed potatoes and green beans.With
lemonade as a drink.The guy went to the kitchen to get ketchup.One of the older kids started bullying Milky Way.”Got any candy”one laughed.Soon there were teasing her like crazy.”LEAVE HER ALONE YOU ASSHOLES!”I shouted at them.”What are you going to do about it,”he said.I charged at him like a bull in attack mode.”WHAM”He hit the floor like a loose ceiling tile.We started punching,slapping and kicking each other.The man came back in the room and made all of us go to bed early.
Today Milky Way woke me up and we went down for breakfast.I broke my leg yesterday so I had a crutches.After breakfast I thought of my family.They must be worried sick about me.The Unknown Man Came in glaring at us.¨TRAINING STARTS NOW IDIOTS!!!!!¨he barked.I was startled when he started yelling at me and stomped out of the room like a madman.What was wrong with him,did he forget his morning coffee or what.Milky Way whispered ̈He kidnaps us so we can train us to know everything about guinea pig hats ̈guinea pig hats”?¨I wondered.¨We are are researching guinea pigs hats¨Then she gets her Dell laptop and turns it on.After she logs in she tells me her plans to escape¨I researching the layout of this place so I know how to esape.By the way,my name isn't Milky Way,it's Jessica.People just call me that because I like Milky Way® bars.” Jessica whispered.After training we had lunch.It was chicken fried rice.Then we did more training.There's a guinea pig called Kopi in our bedroom.It likes being petted by us and loves hats.I started feeling dizzy and everything went black.
When I woke up I was in an empty room.I saw Jessica sleeping and woke her up.”Where are we?”I asked.”In the punishment room because we fell asleep while training.”Jessica said softly”Damn it”I mumbled.I started banging like a madman.A guy that looked like a security guard tied me up and threw me in a closet.”Jay!!!!!”she yelled.Then she started screaming in anger and that’s the last I heard from her before the unknown man walked in and lectured the security guard for being physical with the trainees.(Me and Jessica)We got grounded for falling asleep during training.A few weeks later,I got a feeling to know the identity of the unknown man.He wears a Bear mask so nobody knows who he is.There's a very slim chance that he's actually a Bear.
Today we went over our plans to escape this place.We went over the maps,gathered food and what to do if there's an emergency.THen we met a faget We're going to bring Kopi the guinea pig with us.Please don't squeak,Kopi.We gave it so much food that Kopi fell asleep.At midnight we snuck out The unknown guy was sleeping with his mask off.Oh My God!The unknown man was actually Denel Shrimp!So he's the mastermind of this incident.I heard he was running for president of the United States of America.I was angry as a bear that stubbed it toe.I been here for 9 years.I was kidnapped in 2010 when I was 10.Now Im escaping at age 19.That's a long time.I don't even remember what they look like I been here so long.We got outside and went through the secret passage that went underground and when we got down we got chased guard dogs that looked like they wanted to bite our heads off.I didn’t want to be there midnight snack.We been preparing for this.”OW!!!”I yelped like a hurt animal.That beast just bit me!Then I shook him off.After that I threw a dog treats at the dogs and then they stopped in there tracks and started eating and then came towards us and started giving us signals that they wanted their belly rubbed.Who knew guard dogs had a sweet side.After that they wanted to come with us.Then the security guards came.The dogs started chomping them like they were made out of ham.We snuck into the kitchen.There was a cook sleeping with a dagger in her lap,then we saw a man with nine guard dogs.We started running to the exit.He sent his dogs free.”AHHHHHHH!”Jessica screamed”JESSICA!!”I get punched by him!Then someone crashes through the window and beats the hell out of him!Then he grab us then pulls towards the exit.THE WORLD OUTSIDE!!!Yes! we’re out of of this prison!
Next Morning the guy who beat the hell out of the guy with the nine guard dogs said his name was Eduardo.We explored San Francisco.It’s a cool city.We got a tour of Alcatraz island.It was so creepy.Me and Jessica live in an alleyway.We got some money from Denel Shrimp while we were living there.We named the two dogs Diamond and Ruby.I got ano They protect us when we were sleeping and while we were we are walking around.”Hey Jessica,Where did you live before you were kidnapped.”I asked politely.”Oh,I think I lived in New york..”Jessica said quietly.”WHAT”I yelled.”Yup”Jessica responded.”Why didn’t you tell me before” “You didn’t tell me that you lived there.”
At lunch someone asked us where our parents were.We ran until it was dusk..We forgot our money,food,and had no more energy.We passed out next to the highway.When we woke up we were in a house.I hope this isn't connected the kidnapping 6 years ago.I heard a woman talking to a man in the hallway.They were talking about there happy to be back in Texas from there trip in California.They came in the room.”Oh,so you're awake”The man said.I tried to walk but my every part of my body hurt.I finally got up.”What were you doing lying on the road asleep with cuts and bruises.”The women asked.I was too busy looking at the laptop.It had a Facebook page on the laptop.It said on the screen.”Been looking all over the world for missing kid named Ray .He been missing for 6 years.Phone Number:555-420-77345.If you find him,call me.”I went to the phone,called the number and someone answered”Hello?Are you calling about Ray of Maryland?He asked sternly.”I guess I know him,because Ray Moore of Maryland is me!”I said happily.”Really!”He yelled.I thought my ears were going to burst when he yelled that the man,the woman,and Jessica stared at me with a weird look on their face.”Who the hell are you talking to.You sound like you just won the lottery ?”Jessica asked.”My parents”I responded.¨WHAT!¨Jessica screamed.¨HOW¨She screamed again.Look at the Facebook page.They told me to meet them one a cruise ship.¨I said happily and then hopped down the stairs like a bunny on steroids.
After I stopped hoping,I explained the story of being kidnapped 6 years ago,escaping the place,and the true identity of the masked man.It was weird My parents said to meet them on a cruise ship.The next day I got on the cruise ship and when then me and Jessica got some food.After that we started to look for my parents.We got a photo from them by email.Then I saw Denel Shrimp signing autographs and filtering with woman.After he finished doing that Denel Shrimp walked toward us”Hello Ray and Jessica!”He exclaimed.”Get away from us,Masked kidnapper”I mumbled.”How did you know”He barked.Then we ran away.”Those brats”He grumbled.Then I saw my parents.They saw me and started running towards me.We had a happy reunion.”Who’s this girl”Mom asked.”This is Jessica.I trained with her while we were kidnapped.”I explained.”What do you mean,trained.”My Mom asked in concern.”Oh,pairs of people were chosen of their talent and abilities and were kidnapped so we can train for him.”I said in anger..”Who is this kidnapper,Ray,Jessica.”My Mom barked.”Denel John Shrimp”I grumbled.”What the hell?!!!”She screamed that so loud that everybody look at Mom..When we got home I surprised that we lived in the same house and Dad had the same job.The house was renovated.It had 2 extra rooms and way more space.Jessica moved in with us and we lived as a big happy family.We found out that Jessica parents died in a car crash 2 years ago.Nows she officially part of our family.When they found out that Denel Shrimp was kidnapping kid to make them train for them he got arrested.The new president is Ryan Reynolds.It was almost forgot I got kidnapped.I wanted to get revenge with Denel Shrimp.It’s a bad thing that Denel Shrimp escaped from prison.I heard there been more kidnappings since he escaped from prison.I’m going to get him one day.

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Insane story. Not good tho