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It's sunny this morning. The sky is clear with a few clouds, and.. Timmie's feeding his pigeon basketball team. I don't know, Timmie said he wants to form a basketball team of his very own pigeon pets.
Kaeya, quietly, eyeing the pigeons from afar. He stood on a thick wall, the fortress of Mondstadt. After counting to three, he spread his gliders wide and jump off to the air, preparing to plunge from mid-air, striking the group of pigeons.
Too bad, suddenly a silhouette rushes before his eyes, wielding a claymore,
"TIME FOR RETRIBUTION"
And just like that, all the pigeons turn into fowls, grilled fowls to be exact.
Kaeya plunged right on top of Diluc, screaming at him with an inaudible noises.
"YOU! WHY YOUSJSISKEH SNATCH MYDHDIEK MEALSJDK"
"There's no law stating that you can book a group of pigeons as your meal"
"BUT I SAW THEM FIRST.." at this point Kaeya's about to cry, his eyes teary, and he tried so hard to hide it.
Diluc's eyes widened, not prepared with the sight of Kaeya, a man in his middle 20s, to cry in front of him.
"I- fine. I'm sorry. But these grilled fowls are mine now" Diluc sighed, put a piece of grilled fowl on Kaeya's hands, then leave. Ignoring the sobbing Kaeya.
And Timmie who's now crying so loud that even Albedo in Dragonspine could hear it.