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Sam and Dean looked through their old photo album at all their old pictures of the Monkees that they kept in their album. Sam looked at one picture and said “Dean, that looks like a VAMPIE in the crowd” amd Dean looked close and said “No that’s a MONKPIRE”
Dean prayed for cas to come down and he did and they kissed and then Cas seny yhem back in time to kill them monkpire with a clove of garlic and a grenade and they were ready to fight!
They arrived in the year 1965 where Monkees members were all on srage doing a sho and Dean sang agong to “I’m a believer” and Sam said “isn’t this the song from sherk?” and Dean saud “Sam u bitch they wrote it first” and Cas said “actually neil diamon wrote it first you idiots” and then dean kissed him again
And then i saw hims face
Now i’m a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I’m love
Oooooooom
I’m a believe
I couldn’t live
If i tried
Sam did jis normal tall man dance and dean jiggled
They were too caught up in the amazing sensual music being played on dav jjone’s maracas that they didn’dt knotice the MPIRE GO ON STAGE AND TRY TO BITE PETER
Cas noticed tho cause he’s not a ucking idumbass and said “EVERYBODY TUJN THERES A MONSTER ON THE STAGE” and Mike said in his sultry southern tones “That’s just Mickey” and they all laughed nnd then the vampire tried to bite at eert but he missed uz pete was doing a little shimmy shake where he goe low to the ground and then high to the ceiling in his lil dancy boots so the monkpire missed and ended up biting davy!
Davy immediately began to terraform into a monkpire with big ol chimpers and a huge mustache that he twirled evilly. He pushed peter off the stage and broke his arms and then he took the mike and said “ELLO GUVNAHS IM THE MUNKPIYA AND IM GONNA EAT YOOOOOOOU” and the crowd cheered and then Monkpire Davy jumped into the crowna and they SCRAMPleS
“Cas youse your magical angelic powers to stop him!” sam yelled, completely scared and covered in his own pee and Cas said “your onw oyour own now” and he disappeared forever to superhell or whatever cuz he was gay
Sam was peeing and pooping all over the place and he was so scare dand covered in his own pee and poop and Dean looked in his eyes and said “come on sammy what ever happened to bravelecki?” and same said “your so right” abd he jumped at davy with a wooden cross which davy is afraid of because he is an atheist and then davy tore his teeth into sam’s tummy and ate his INTESTINES and he lied on the floor coveredi n lboog and guts and dean looked and him and say “how you feeling sammy?” and sam pulled dean closer and whispered “I’m gutted”
Sam died and then dean was alive and alone left to defeat the monkpire hisefl. He went jp on the state and said “HEY BRITISH GUY YOU WANNA TUSLE OR WHAT” and then he pulled out a tambourine because he nknew david couldn’t resist it and he started playing and then davy cam on stage and played the maracas it was a BATTLE OF THEB ANDS
` Dean wa no match for his monkpire talent and charms and hek ew he couldn’t do it alone so he called mike on stage and he limped up with hi broken hands and he sang “Daydream Believer” and then Dea sand agoong too and the music was so docile and sweet tht it transformed mickey into an angel and he went to heaven and then davy became human again because mike’s voice wa so goddamn beautiful that not even the monsterous monsters of hell and beneath could handle the true beauty that stood before them in a woolen cap with his manliest tightest jeans and great butt
Dean whas given a thousand years worth of concert tickets to the monkees which was a clever ploy because the monkees wouldn’t be a live for a thousand years meaning dean would have to go see the new monkees and that would be torture haha lol who evn rememberes the new monkees? Lol fake as bitched that’s who
Then they all went home and went ot bed the end