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Sam and Max have found Hugh Bliss in hes workspace, censoring some words from different regions and languages, he even have a sticky note on his computer that says "suggestion for satan random blurriness on lips and some hand gestures" sam and max look at each other thinking in how to make the switch on the list of words
"well he's right there let's do the switch already" makes says while smiling at his partner with his signature grin
sam put his finger on his lips "shhh canit melonhead he'll hear us, we just need a plan to distract him"
they both think for a while, looking at the wall, the roof, scratching their chins and the back of their necks, max on the there hand started to walk around to random places and stopping to look at something slightly interesting but in a flash moment max turns around and look at sam with a huge smile on his face and gasped "sam!" he yeld
sam looks at him immediately "yeah little buddy?!" he sounded alarmed
"what were we doing again?" sam looked at him with a questioning expression
sam rubs his forehead "and just that u thought you had a idea but its ok its my fault for forgetting about your faulty memory" sam smiles at max then look and the cubicle "oh well time to improvise"
max smiled and puts a hand on his ear "do i hear, coffee shop in the bronx of new york" sam start to giggle and both went to Hugh Blisses cubicle
"max distrac Mr.Bliss for me" sam says while getting the grocery list out
max looks at Hugh Bliss and start the distraction "hmm i seem to be completely naked"
hugh immediately turn is head back and stare at max with concerned "oh dear!"
max turns around "hope i don't have to bend over provocatively" says while wiggling his little rump and tail
after sam did the switch, he turns around and started to blush, he puts his hands on his hips with a disturb face "that's enough max" sam said with a irritated voice
later on what happens sam grab max's arm and drag him to brady's cubicle "hey what did i do" max yield but sam was silent, once he was there he look at brady culture and tap his shoulder, brady turn and look at sam then asked "yeah?"
"excuse me is the cubicle in front of you empty" he said in a slightly calm and slightly aggressive voice with a little growling in it
brady started to shake in fear once he saw his eyes " i-its sh-sh-sure is s-sir heheheh" he said in a studery voice
max saw what sam did that he started to blush with a shock face forgetting the fact that sam is mad at him, sam left while still dragging max but then immediately return to brady and point at him "laugh" then brady start to maniacal laugh with a little bit of fear then sam and max left to the cubicle -sam didn't said "thank you" after been giving some info? what have gotten into him? and why he's looking so hot right now- max said mentally
once they entered the cubicle sam went on one knee and hold max's shoulders and look at him straight at his eyes, max start to get redder then started to sweat sam started to speak "bunny (that's how he says honey to max) why you have to do that?!" sam said in a serious and concerned voice
"did w-what sam?" she asked stuttery
"you know bunny the tushy thing, the hainquters dance, the shake what your mama gave ya thing" he said a little enberisd from what he said
max start to relax and answered "ohh my distraction, your mad about that sammy?"
sam immediately answered "yes!! oh sorry i mean yeah that's what i meant" sam answered then look sideways
max hold his husband's head and turn him gently to him and look at his eyes "aww is my sammy jealous?" max asked, sam look at him "yes" he says shily, max hug his head and smiles then look at him again "guess what, how about after the case you and me go get a pizza, how about it?" sam looks at him and start to talk "with cheese?" max smiles widely "with all the cheese in the world even the crust" he said softly and kiss his forehead
"thanks bunny" sam said then start to hug and kiss forehead back the, he gets up adjust his hat and straighten his jacket while max hoped on top of the desk and straighten his tie "well on to the case and the show"
"yeah returning to acting like were not a couple and that were straight so people will not hate or beat or kill us" max said happy and concern
"man 2008 is a hard time for us queers" sam saids with his hands on his hips and nod his head sideways
"tell me about it" max said while he hoped down from the desk and walk with sam
they walk on there way to sam and max personal hell room, max turned his head to sam, still walking and ask "hey sam if they do kill us will we end up here?"
"hmm based on what we're about to do here max i think we won't be wanted here or heaven for that mattered not since we did in our comic days, we might live with the living forever without dieing" sam said while still walking
"wow so can we skydive without parachutes on are office roof and see who hit the payment first?" max ask with excitement
sam smiled and giggled at his husband "you crack me up little buddy"