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nina: i’m hungry
kaz: okay?
nina: i want waffles
kaz: and?
nina: i want to go get breakfast
kaz: again
kaz: and…?
inej: kaz stop being mean
kaz: i’m not being mean
kaz: i just don’t understand why nina feels the need to inform us about every time that she’s hungry
nina: okay lemme rephrase
nina: hi guys! i’m hungry, so i’m going to go get breakfast. does anyone want to come with me?
nina: is that better dazzle?
jesper: DAZZLE? LMFAO NINA I LOVE YOU
nina: oh hi jes! <333
kaz: firstly, i don’t appreciate being called dazzle
kaz: secondly, nina, why couldn’t you just be clear to start with
kaz: it would have saved us a lot of time
nina: my deepest apologies, dazzle
nina: is that a yes to breakfast then?
kaz: no
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wraith: c’mon kaz don’t be mean
dirtyhands: inej i’m not being mean
wraith: godammit kaz
dirtyhands: what?
wraith: nina’s being nice by inviting us! why can’t you just appreciate that
dirtyhands: fine
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kaz: fine i’ll go
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wraith: see that wasn’t so hard!
dirtyhands: god the things i do for you
wraith: its not for me, its for nina!
dirtyhands: i’m not having this conversation rn
wraith: anyway, thank you kaz, for being decent for once <3
dirtyhands: what does ‘<3’ mean?
wraith: oh
wraith: it’s a heart! but like, tipped on its side
wraith: it’s a sort of friendship thing that people do over text sometimes
dirtyhands: a friendship thing?
wraith: uhuh
dirtyhands: oh
dirtyhands: cool
dirtyhands: <3
dirtyhands: is that right?
wraith: yep!
dirtyhands: cool cool
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nina: thank you kaz!
kaz: whatever
inej: i’ll come too!
nina: great!
jesper: i’ll be there
jesper: i’m starving
matthais: good morning everyone!
kaz: hey
inej: good morning matthias! did you sleep well?
matthias: i did, thank you inej
jesper: hi matthias!
matthias: good morning jes!
nina: hi matthias
matthias: hello nina
nina: how are you?
matthias: i’m very well thank you. how about you?
nina: i’m good! would you like to come to breakfast with us?
matthias: it would be my pleasure
wylan: once again, i have been woken up by you lot texting on this group chat at ridiculous hours of the morning.
kaz: its eleven am
wylan: well, i was asleep.
jesper: HI WYLAN!!!!!
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jesper: hey wy!
wylan: hey jesper!
wylan: two things
wylan: firstly, i’ll come to breakfast
wylan: secondly
wylan changed kaz ’s name to dazzle
dazzle: die
wylan: k
jesper: please don’t die
wylan: k!
inej: i apologise on behalf of kaz
inej: he seems to be in a bit of a mood today
dazzle: i am not in a mood
jesper: yes you are
nina: yes you are
wylan: yes you are
matthias: sorry kaz, but yes you are
inej: i rest my case
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dirtyhands: i hate you
wraith: no you don’t
(message read)
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inej: what time are we meeting then?
nina: 12? it could be brunch instead of breakfast
jesper: sounds good
wylan: ^^^
matthias: sounds lovely, nina
nina: thanks :)
dazzle: i guess that’s good
nina: you guess? it’s a yes or no question
dazzle: fine
dazzle: my dearest nina zenik! thank you for blessing us with your incredible knowledge of the best time to eat brunch, and what times are unsuitable for simply breakfast. i do not know what we would all do without you!
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wraith: that was nice of you
dirtyhands: i was being sarcastic
wraith: so was i
dirtyhands: fair
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nina: :/
inej: i think what kaz meant to say, is that 12 is great, and we’ll both be there <3
dazzle: something like that
nina: i’ll see you all there
sweater weather
sweater: nina
weather: jes
sweater: i don’t know what to wear
weather: its just brunch! its not like you’re trying to impress someone
weather: right?
sweater: oh no of course not
weather: exactly, so it doesn’t matter what you wear
weather: but if you’re that worried, what about that purple jacket that you have, with the silver embroidery. wylan said it looks nice on you
sweater: wylan? why does it matter what wylan thinks? it doesn’t matter.
sweater: if i cared what wylan thought then i would have asked him, not you
weather: …okay?
weather: calm down
weather: i was just saying that because wylan has good fashion sense
weather: you’ve told me that multiple times
sweater: have i?
sweater: huh
sweater: the purple jacket it is, if wylan thinks it looks good
sweater: because i admire his style
sweater: nothing more
weather: okay great! i’ll see you there
sweater: xx
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wraith: are you seeing this?
dirtyhands: why are you texting me. i’m sat next to you
wraith: i’m being secretive. i don’t want the others to hear
dirtyhands: spying? now im interested
wraith: its not spying, per se
wraith: more like, observation
dirtyhands: interesting
dirtyhands: anyway, am i seeing what?
wraith: well i can’t tell you, because if you don’t know, the you clearly haven’t seen, and then it won’t be a secret
dirtyhands: i don’t understand your logic
wraith: nevermind
dirtyhands: although, if you’re talking about jesper and wylan looking at each other as if they want to do each other here and now, then yes, i do see it
wraith: what
dirtyhands: is that not what you were talking about?
wraith: no
wraith: i was talking about nina and matthias doing the same thing as you think jes and wy are
dirtyhands: what
wraith: wait i see wylan and jesper now
dirtyhands: and i see nina and matthias
dirtyhands: jesus christ
wraith: oh
wraith: oh my GOD
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gracelandtoo: wylan
gracelandtoo: wylan
gracelandtoo: wylan
kyoto: yes?
gracelandtoo: did you have a good time at brunch?
kyoto: i did, yes
gracelandtoo: anything in particular that stood out to you?
kyoto: i feel like this is a trick question
gracelandtoo: what? not at all
kyoto: i mean, the waffles were good
gracelandtoo: uhuh
gracelandtoo: anything else?
kyoto: no…?
gracelandtoo: what about jesper?
kyoto: what about him?
gracelandtoo: i don’t know, you tell me
kyoto: i have nothing to say
gracelandtoo: he was wearing that purple jacket again
gracelandtoo: do you think he looked nice?
kyoto: yeah?
kyoto: i mean, he always looks nice, so i don’t know what i’m meant to say
gracelandtoo: interesting
kyoto: interesting? whats that meant to mean?
kyoto: inej?
kyoto: inej!??
kyoto: INEJ GHAFA REPLY TO ME RIGHT NOW