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Sal was madly in love with his friend Ash, she was so nice and had such pretty green eyes, not to mention she had a nice badonkadonk. Sal decided today would be the day he confessed to her, he found her at her locker and decided to Kabedon her but he was too short! He ran head first into her mommy milkers and blushed in embarrassment he hopped back (with much struggle) and apologized, shaking is blue pigtails back and forth in worry. Ash just giggled and said it’s fine Sal, Sal almost coomed his pants and then blurted “I like you! Will you be my gf uwu!” Ash looked surprised for a second before blushing and replying with a bitter giggle “sorry Sal I would but I only like girls, maybe if you were one but you’re not so fuck you” Sal stood there dumbstruck, he felt as though he had been slapped in the face, he began sobbing and scurried down the hall like a true cat boy and to the nearest stair well which was actually in a nearby church Phelps Ministry, he burst in and climbed the stairwell climbing to the top and then he jumped and died.
The end.