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It was a normal school day for Shorry, or so he thought.
As he walked into his first lesson, he noticed that there was a new person sitting next to where he would usually sit.
As he got out his stuff, the new person turned to speak to him.
“Hello, my name is Switzerland,” He said in a gravelly voice.
Shorry tried to respond, but he was too socially awkward to reply to the hot new guy.
The lesson passed painfully slow and Shorry barely retained anything from it as he was far too focused on the guy next to him.
As the teacher wrapped up the lesson, Shorry started packing his things away. As he was going to leave, however, Switzerland turned to him again.
“Hey, do you want to grab a bite to eat with me and my friends at lunch?” He asked in his gravelly voice.
“U-uh sure,” Shorry stammered out.
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It was lunchtime so Shorry headed to where Switzerland had said to meet.
He saw Switzerland hanging out with another guy dressed in a plain t-shirt that was the colour of the french flag.
“Hello Shorry, this is my friend France,” He said in his gravelly voice, gesturing to the guy sitting to his right.
Shorry took a seat to Switzerland’s left and took out his lunch.
He took out an apple and immediately threw it in the bin.
“Oh, you throw apples away for no reason as well?” Switzerland asked in his gravelly voice.
Before Shorry could reply, a person with a villainous aura walked into the room…
“I am T3YG01 and I am invading this school!”
Saying this, the person shot France dead.
Shorry quickly realized that the only person who could save the day was Switzerland!
“You have to help us,” Shorry pleaded.
“No, I’m remaining neutral,” Switzerland said in his gravelly voice.
“You coward!” Shorry cried as T3YG01 shot him dead.
Switzerland didn’t respond. Because he was neutral and a coward.
T3YG01 then ranted about the recruits he trained at age 18 until he was caught by police.