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boy kisser(s)

Summary:

monoma neito is in love with a stranger he met through discord.

Notes:

trigger warning(s): (1) sexual joke,, (1) mention of tommyinnit,, (1) joke abt america

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: oopsie!! daisy!!

Chapter Text

 

PLUTO

| is this ana?

 

copycat

| no this is patrick

 

PLUTO

| but like are you??

 

copycat

| no, tf

 

PLUTO

| oh dangit i messed up the numbers 

| wejbgwebgherg

 

copycat

| lmao 

| dumbass

 

PLUTO

| asshole

 

copycat

| i'm monoma neito

| not ana

 

PLUTO

| tanaka rio

 

copycat

| are you Japanese?

 

PLUTO

| yeah

| my mom is japanese and my dad is chinese

| it's funny when they argue because sometimes they don't understand each other

 

copycat

| please 

 

PLUTO

| no cap

| like they'll get mad and then my mom will swear at him with some version of a swear word

| but my dad is not super fluent in japanese so then he get's pissed and swears at her

| but in mandarin

| and my parents just stare at each other

 

copycat

Meme Generator - Emma Watson Laughing - Newfa Stuff

 

 

PLUTO

| rjgjkerngjenrh

| emma watson is <33

 

copycat

| she is

| but like daniel radcliffe is better

 

PLUTO

| you're not wrong neito

| gejrgn

| i just remembered i never asked for your prns

 

neito

| he/him

| wbu?

 

PLUTO

| he/she

| alternate

 

neito

| are you genderfluid or

 

PLUTO

| nope

| just prefer she/her along side my birth given prns

| idk how to explain it

| also uhhhh

| r you american?

 

neito

| nope

| i live in japan

 

PLUTO

| cool cool

| i'm american

 

neito

| ew america /j

 

PLUTO

| alright there tommyinnit

 

neito

| not the tommyinnit ref

 

PLUTO

| yes 

 

neito


| ughh i gotta go to bed

| talk later

| and tell ana to suck my sick

 

PLUTO

| jkefnbrghjeg

| ofc ofc my love

 

neito has gone offline.