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    But when he turns the key, the engine only sputters.
    “Uh,” Simon says. He tries again, stomping on the accelerator, and there’s nothing but a faint clicking sound. “Shit."
    “Shit,” I agree. I rest my head on the seatback and close my eyes.
    “This happens sometimes,” Simon admits quietly. No, I do not forgive Simon Snow for being a bumbling mess. Perhaps if I were a kinder person. But because I am a professional, I do not glare at him. I keep my eyes closed, my breath even.

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    An AU very loosely based on the move 27 Dresses. (So loose that you don't need to have seen the movie to read this.) (Although it is probably more fun that way.)

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