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Suddenly, Bob the Builder burst into the room, shouting about how everything was on fire outside, the whole cast shuffled to the windows to see what was happening, and everything was indeed, on fire.
No one ran, no one screamed. No one reached for the hose to put it out, and yet no one looked away…
Ravioli was everywhere.
The Ravioli was on fire, literally, it was smoking.
Suddenly Orlando Bloom appeared saying that macaroons were better than ravioli and that it is the punishment of god that they will now perish for liking ravioli.
Bob the Builder cried, not because the building was burning, but because he messed up his new ravioli recipe.
The cast felt pity for the builder. Then from the sky, Morgan Freeman appeared!
He got down on his knees, scooping the ravioli in his hands, but alas the burnt ravioli slipped between his fingers. Bob didn’t care that the flaming ravioli was giving him 3rd degree burns, it didn’t compare to the pain in his aching heart.
That day, he swore that he would find the culprit that set the building on fire and make them burn in hell, or at least witness his fury.
“Ravioli ravioli give me the formuloly” Morgan Freeman chanted.
Morgan started eating the ravioli with a confident look in his eyes.
“To hell whoever did this.”
Suddenly Keanu Reeves appeared from the cloud, chanting ZOO WEE MAMA. Ravioli starts pouring down from the sky.
They had no idea what to do when suddenly a portal opened and Neville Longbottom walked out to see the room set ablaze.
“Quick,” he said in a smooth voice, his sweater started to burn, “follow me.”
Everyone followed through the portal to crawl through a tight space and the picture of Ariana Dumbledore shut tight behind them.
Bob noticed the light on the other side of the tunnel and crawled towards him but Neville pulled him back.
“No,” he said, “no one can know you are here, stay, I'll be back soon.”
Bob held the ravioli tightly.
His ravioli was his one true love. As the tunnel was filled with the smell of burning carbohydrates, and the soft cries of Morgan Freeman, Bob began to pray. “Dear Chris chan…”
Dizzy rolled over to comfort Bob the Builder. She saw the ruined ravioli he was holding in his hands. The ravioli was still on fire.
“Can we fix it?” Dizzy asked.
“No. No we can’t.” Bob replied solemnly, tears streaming down his face.
Then out of nowhere, Fix it Felix jumped through the wall.
Fix it Felix fixed the burnt ravioli, then winked at Bob the Builder.
Bob hurriedly rushed to Felix’s side, and in a moment of chaos, their hands brushed each others’. Felix’s stomach filled with butterflies. Why am I feeling this way? He asked himself. But he would deal with these feelings later. He had more important priorities at the moment.
Felix then ate the ravioli, and Bob started sobbing.
The ravioli dies tragically. Felix cried in dismay.
Keanu looked at them, and was very confused about their seemingly new found crushes on one another. It was obvious to him, but was it obvious to them??
“You don’t need this food, you have me!” Felix protested as Bob stared and soon realized what he was saying and turned red with a blush.
Dizzy looked at the exchange and her eyes began to darken with anger and jealousy. She quickly checked the time. Good, there was still over an hour before noon and when Neville Longbottom would come back and reveal to Bob the prophecy which she had so desperately kept hidden from him.
Then from a dark and dreary alleyway, Elmo ran up to break some shocking news!
“I just did an Ancestry DNA test and it says I’m related to Kermit the Frog! I can’t believe it!” he said.
Everyone stared at Elmo, except for Bob and Felix, they stared into each other's eyes.
Everyone turned to see Elmo as Dizzy rolled her eyes and said, “I don’t care, this idiot is trying to steal my man”.
Everyone gasped as Kermit went to his brother Elmo and did the 😱 face.
Felix yelled, “No! He’s mine!”
“And I thought the fire was heated,” Morgan Freeman muttered before turning to Keanu Reeves who nodded in agreement. “Yo, should we get popcorn for this?”
God looked down from the heavens, slowly reaching out his hand. Popcorn suddenly appeared at the sound of him singing “I want it that way”.
Dizzy swung first but was easily defeated by Felix. Bob just stood there in shock by what was happening. They were fighting over his love.
Elmo ran back into the alleyway, diving behind a trash can. He peeped out behind it, where he could safely watch the conflict.
Dizzy soon was sweating blood on the ground as Felix stared and soon said, “Never try and take away my love again, bitch.”
Felix didn’t wait for a second to kiss Bob romantically. Everyone gasped and God started dancing as everyone ignored Dizzy’s cries and danced with him. Elmo and Kermit even joined in with him, ignoring Kermit and Ms. Piggy’s wedding.
Finally Neville Longbottom returned at noon sharp, ready to reveal the truth about the prophecy and to tell Bob the Builder the truth… he was the chosen one.
“Tell... me why,” Dizzy rasped, and with a flash, ascended into a higher state of being where she became a ketchup flavored pop tart.
Suddenly, a dark cloud began to loom ominously overhead. Morgan tried to warn the others, but alas, he was too late.
Dizzy thought, “This ain’t nothing but a heartache.”
Bob the Builder had to fulfill his duties as the chosen one.
A tear rolled down Bob’s cheek. “Felix, if anything happens to me, I love you.”
The sky opened up and a virus came out. Felix was the first to understand. “We crossed too many fandoms!”, he cried. “ We have to return to our original worlds before everything is destroyed!”
Bob grabbed Felix’s hand. “Wherever you go, I will go.”
God interrupted them by writing a message in the flickering flames.
Everyone turned into stuffed animals and there is a zoom out where a kid is playing with animals and the parents come in. They ask “What are you doing?”
The kid says…
“We’re no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I, right?”
The parents were confused, “What?”, they asked.
The kid playing with the stuffed dolls simply sighed and said, “You wouldn’t get it…”
And then along came Zeus!
“Mom! Dad! Is the ravioli ready? The child violently threw his dolls to the floor, as Woody and Buzz watched in confusion from the toy chest.
“Do you think Andy is okay, Woody?” Buzz turned to his friend.
“After that, no fucking way. No. What the fuck.” Woody was crying.
Then the bees came.
The bees… this is what Morgan had been talking about…
Bob the Builder had to stand against them. Woody thought the New Toys™ were crazy.
The bees then sting everyone in sight, as no one was safe from their wrath.
How was Bob the Builder to save everyone?
He started channeling his inner Rick Astley.
Then, he sung his own theme song out loud…
“Can we fix it?”
“Yes. We. Can.”
Bob heroically lifted a fist in the air, as the clouds scattered like mice, revealing a beautiful sea blue sky. Everyone started evaporating back to their own fandoms, and Bob turned to look at Felix one last time.
“Bob…” Felix said slowly “Did.. did you fix it?”
“Yes, yes I did.” Bob said, tilting his construction hat and letting a shadow fall on his face, hiding the tears that rolled down.
As they all simultaneously dived into the fandoms, Bob and Felix stared into each other’s eyes once again. The sparkling glitter-like shine that Bob had in his eyes made the fixer softly smile. Felix’s teal eyes shone due to the glow of the portals, Bob wanted to dive into it and swim endlessly.
All of a sudden Bob Ross appeared and said, “It was all a happy little accident.”
It turns out Bob Ross was actually the one who caused the fire, shocking the other Bob and Felix.
They all gasped.
“Bob?” Bob B. said to Bob R.
Bob said, “Felix, I want to go with you… I’m tired of building things and I want to explore the world with you.”
Bob Ross pulled out a paintbrush. “You’re going to have to get past me first. You better hurry, time is running out!” He pulled off a wig on his head, revealing long golden locks of hair.
Felix was absolutely mesmerized. For it reveals that Bob R. Was actually Rapunzel the whole time.
The brush in his/her hand turned into a frying pan, and the wig turned into a chameleon.
Just as Rapunzel was about to swing her pan into Bob’s face, Wreck it Ralph fell from the sky.
Ralph smashed right through the frying pan.
Rapunzel started crying. That frying pan was a gift from Stan Lee, and now he’s dead.
Glancing down with her green orbs, Rapunzel knelt down and picked up the pieces of her broken frying pan… but then the metal shards turned into infinity stones, and Rapunzel looked up with a now purple face. Bob Ross who became Rapunzel was now indeed Thanos!
“FOR STAN LEE!” he bellowed, snapping his fingers after flinging the stones in the air. He then proceeded to do the Cupid Shuffle.
While Thanos was dancing he started to sing a song: “Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down-”
Everyone soon realized Thanos was actually filming a TikTok, and by doing so had summoned Ranboo.
“God take the wheel.” He said. Suddenly God descended from the sky. Clouds parted and they all looked in astonishment.
As God descended, the power of the Rick Roll from Thanos was too strong, and he immediately died. The devil was so astonished that he praised Thanos for doing the one thing he couldn’t.
Kill God.
Thanos, unfazed, just continued his ‘Stay’ TikTok. Lucifer decided to join in while Felix and Bob B looked on, dazed and confused.
But suddenly Bully Maguire appeared, kicking dirt into Thanos and Lucifer’s eyes.
Thanos and Lucifer flinched at the sudden pain.
“What was that for??” Lucifer angrily said.
Thanos felt the painful sting in his eyes and silent tears fell because of the pain.
Suddenly, a strange person came in and kicked Bully Maguire in the shins, Bully Maguire yelped in pain.
“Gee thanks… But I could really handle it myself…” Lucifer grudgingly muttered.
“Well it looks like you need help though, I ran as fast as I could…” said the strange man- no…
Lucifer looked at him wide eyed, his eyes were getting less blurry from the dirt in his eyes, he couldn’t believe it…
“Let me help you” the stranger said as he let out his gloved hand for a handshake.
Lucifer saw blue fur, wide eyes and spiky hair… it wasn’t a man… it was a-
“The name’s Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog.”
“And I am here to stop you from eating your rugs.”
Right after Sonic had finished his sentence there was a rip in the sky.
"Gravity Falls it is good to be back- wait a second this isn't Gravity Falls!" came a voice from a very familiar evil Dorito…
"Howdy fellas!" The evil Dorito had said. Sonic looked up shocked. He had recognized the Dorito from Gravity Falls.
"How did you get here?" He choked out.
And then there was a cut-scene and Bill was shown playing with Sonic, both Bobs, Rapunzel, Felix, and everyone and it showed that…….. Bill was the one who imagined the whole thing? He began to say…
"I was always here."
Sonic was shocked, he had never noticed Bill in this world before. "What do you mean? I've never noticed you here."
Bill just laughed. It was a cruel and dry laugh empty of humor. Sonic wasn't sure what was so funny till Bill spoke, "You never noticed…”
Sonic began to cry tears of lava. When the tears dropped onto Bill, he screamed and turned into ash. A few tears dropped onto the floor and turned into the Elements of Harmony from My Little Pony!
Bob was shocked. "I must eat them!" he said.
Bob started to consume the elements of harmony, but this changed him. He was no longer Bob the Builder. He was Discord
“My love!?” Felix exclaimed and started to weep. “What happened to you?”
Neville returned and looked horrified. “No! This is what I was trying to prevent!”
Felix ran over and hugged what was formerly Bob, but he didn’t seem to recognize Fix-it. Instead of embracing him back, he flinched and stumbled backwards.
Felix looked at Neville “How do we change him back?” He asked between sobs.
(Buzz looks at the events unraveling in confusion while Woody has a mental breakdown.)
Neville has had enough.
"All of you have meddled with forces you don't understand!" he screamed.
He threw a small pen into the air and shouted “MOON PRISM POWER MAKE UP!”
When his transformation was complete, everyone gasped. Neville was actually PEPPA PIG !!
Then, Tamaki from Ouran HighSchool Host Club ran into Peppa Pig and punched them. They were enemies because one of them shipped BakuDeku and the other shipped TodoDeku.
“You thought I was a BakuDeku shipper but it was actually I, an IzuOcha shipper!”
Everyone gasped. This was shocking.
“Hey, I'm here too-" Ranboo said from the back as everyone else's face distorted into the D: face.
A blue portal came out from the darkness and formed below him. "Op, well, there I go." He casually, factually stated as he was bonked with a banana.
"HOW DARE YOU!?!!! IT'S BASIC COMMON SENSE THAT MINGA AKA TONETA - Minoru Mineta x Himiko Toga - IS THE GREATEST SHIP IN ALL OF THE OMNIVERSES COMBINED! TAMAKI! I CHALLENGE YOU TO TO A SHIPPING WAR!" Felix screamed as he summoned his Sailor-Moon-themed palisman wand staff thing and grew a living Pokemon hat out of his cute hare. Like seriously, just look at the little guy. Happily munching on his carrot.. daawww..
However, Peppa Pig, not one to be outdone, tackled Tamaki to the ground punching him in rage. She shouted “I don’t even know what the fuck a BakuDeku is, you bitch.”
Wrapping her hideous pig fingers around his neck, she began to choke him to death while Felix watched on in horror.
All of a sudden everyone flickered and the world shook. Bill had created everyone but is now a pile of ashes. Now the world was ceasing to exist along with its creator...
Life is such a fickle thing indeed, all of the memories, all of the hardships—it wouldn't matter in the end if your soul is erased. All of your experiences wouldn't matter if the people you fought, the people you cared about, the people you despised and hated would be nothing but dark ashes in a moment you never expected.
What does this mean for us? Did the whole experience matter at all? Was it all useless since everyone would only end up as ash in the end?
… Life…
Fire rained down on more buildings and more of Bob's ravioli. Chaos ensued when all fandoms in the world declared war on Bill, Bob, and Felix. "Oh well," said a car from the Car's Life franchise that should die in a fire, "Better luck nex-"
"There will be no next time," a creepy person from some anime said.
However, before he could rain destruction on the world, the creepy person from some random anime was suddenly destroyed by none other than... THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.
Using their ultra super powers Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup saved the day and reversed the time continuum and restored peace to the realm.
But suddenly the next day, more trouble has awoken causing the Power Puff Girls to try and fight for their town back.
Then Plankton arrives causing even more mischief around the town. The Power Puff Girls got defeated by the Krabby Patty recipe but suddenly a hero came in.
The hero that came in was...... the one and only..... MR GAY! He defeated Plankton with his gay powers then got married to Mrs Lesbian who also helped Plankton get tested with her lesbian powers!
All the while, as reality morphed and tore and rebuilt itself, Felix stared at Discord. He was hoping that somehow, someway, a flicker of recollection would shine in his eyes. None came.
Felix couldn’t help but cry. His love, Bob the Builder, seemed gone forever, trapped as some weird goat thing with no memory of the past hours or their love.
Felix decided to start a YouTube channel, and call it "PewDiePie", where his first video was about Bob the Builder and how upset he was about it. His camera stared into his eyes, so much soul in those lenses.
Felix continued to make YouTube videos, offending the people who liked their ravioli on fire by saying it was a ‘disappointment to humanity.’ He made an apology video, telling the tragic tale of his one love, Bob the Builder. Many were skeptical as they thought he had gotten married to that hot gunfighter bae.
“And that is how I became the greatest hero in the world.” He shuffled back to eating his burnt ravioli.