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Form Submission - I Have Tea. - Shakespearean Disaster
Sent via form submission from Deuxmoi
Pseudonyms, Please: Fav Studio Exec
Email: [email protected]
Subject: Shakespearean Disaster
Message: I have it on VERY good authority that this A+++ list actor/musician is dropping out of a highly anticipated adaptation. The fans will be heartbroken.
Texts between Dorcas Meadows and Lily Evans, September 4, 2021, 10:16 AM
Dorcas: Styles is out.
Lily: NOOOOOOOO !!!
Dorcas: Wants to take a break from acting and focus on HS3.
Lily: Booo… but also, dying for more music, so…
Lily: Any word who Will wants to go to next ?
Dorcas: Nick Jonas, maybe?
Lily: Love Nick !
Deadline.com
What Happened To ‘The Chaser’ At The Box Office?
With an estimated production cost of $40M before P&A, Pensieve Pictures’ The Chaser may not go down as the biggest box office disaster of all time, but the film is a disaster nonetheless with an estimated opening of $5.6M this weekend. This is the third box office flop for star James Potter this year…
Texts between Remus Lupin and James Potter, September 7, 2021, 10:14 AM
James: I don’t know what to do
James: did you see that deadline article this morning
Remus: Look, I hate to say I told you so, but The Chaser was not my first choice for you
Remus: Nor was Platform 9 ¾ - I mean, what was Pete thinking with that one...
Remus: Starring as Sentry I get, I mean it’s Marvel - the hack was just bad luck
James: be honest, am I ever going to work again?
Texts between Remus Lupin and James Potter, September 7, 2021, 11:07 AM
James: hello???
Remus: Sorry in a meeting
Remus: And I may have found the answer to our problem
Remus: How do you feel about reuniting with Will Macmillan and Lily Evans?
James: love will
James: ugh, but evans, really?
Texts between Will Macmillan and Lily Evans, September 7, 2021, 12:31 PM
Will: What about James?
Lily: Which one ?
Will: …
Lily: No.
Will: C’mon… everyone loved you guys in Perry Hewitt
Lily: That’s because Perry Hewitt is a beloved series and you’re a great director
Lily: What happened to Nick ?
Will: He’s not excited about it
Lily: Uhm, what if I’m excited about him ???
Lily: Just anyone but Potter okay ?
From: [email protected]
Subject: New Script!
Bad luck on The Chaser lads but on to the next! My friend just slipped me this new script that I think you’ll LOVE. Give it a read and lmk what you think!
Best,
Pete
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: New Script!
I think we should focus on getting Much Ado. Just got off the phone with Will. He loves you, but there’s definitely some hesitation.
From [email protected]
To: [email protected] , [email protected]
Subject: Re: New Script!
hesitation from who?
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected] , [email protected]
Subject: Re: New Script!
A little bit the studio, just based on how The Chaser did, but I think we could easily get them on board. But, it’s mostly your potential co-star. Will’s going to work on her, but I suggest you play nice. Perry Hewitt was almost ten years ago. Put on your big boy pants and talk to Lily.
Texts between Unknown and Lily Evans, September 10, 2021, 9:45 AM
Unknown: heard a rumor harry styles was dropping out of much ado
Unknown: scared him off then?
Unknown: god this part was written for you wasn’t it
Unknown: it’s james btw, james potter
Unknown: anyway, if you’re looking for a new ben…
Texts between Dorcas Meadows and Lily Evans, September 10, 9:50 AM
Lily: *Screenshot*
Lily: WTF is this ???
Dorcas: A text from James Potter…
Lily: Yeah, and how did he get my number exactly -_-
Lily: Also, wtf is this “this part was written for you” - what an asshole
Dorcas: Yeah, what an asshole for paying you a compliment
Lily: Uhm, he basically called me a bitch
Dorcas: How HOW did you make that jump?
Lily: Bea is a bitch. FACT. Any Shakespeare scholar would agree with me.
Lily: Is this why Will texted me earlier this week ? Asking me about James ?
Dorcas: Remus called me, apparently James read it and flipped for it
Dorcas: I told Remus you’d say no, but...
Lily: But ? But ???
Dorcas: You know I’m on your team, but honestly, this would kind of be perfect for you guys...
Lily: Hey Google, play Traitor by Olivia Roderigo...
Dorcas: No offense, but people STILL talk about your chemistry in Perry Hewitt.
Lily: I’m a very good actor
Lily: Anyway, there’s no way the studio approves him - that Marvel movie he was in absolutely TANKED
Lily: Honestly, it was pretty hilarious
Lily: Like, has a Marvel movie ever tanked ?
Lily: NOPE ! Except for when James Potter is starring !!!
Lily: HA
Dorcas: You done ?
Dorcas: Look, I know you hate the guy, but you’re both incredibly talented, beloved, and would absolutely kill these parts.
Dorcas: Think about it?
Texts between Remus Lupin and James Potter, September 11, 2021, 9:49 PM
James: *Screenshot*
James: have you heard anything more about much ado?
James: texted lily yesterday
James: no response
Remus: What part of playing nice didn’t you understand???
Remus: She’s been attached since the beginning
Remus: If you want this to be your next movie, you have to actually be nice to her
Remus: Or at least pretend for the love of god
James: fine mom
deuxmoi posted to stories
Photo of a redheaded woman posing with a blurred out fan at a coffee shop
*Just met Lily Evans at Blue Bottle on Beverly!!! SO SO SO NICE. She was with a guy but I didn’t know who he was*
Texts between DO NOT ANSWER and Lily Evans, September 12, 2021, 2:34 PM
DO NOT ANSWER: hey
DO NOT ANSWER: it’s me again.
DO NOT ANSWER: look, I know we haven’t gotten along
DO NOT ANSWER: like, ever
DO NOT ANSWER: but I think we could be great in this.
DO NOT ANSWER: like, oscar-worthy great.
DO NOT ANSWER: what do you say?
Texts between Remus Lupin and James Potter, September 12, 2021, 2:40 PM
James: *Screenshot*
James: better?
Remus: ty
Texts between Marlene McKinnon and Lily Evans, September 13, 2021, 9:21 AM
Marlene: Good Morning!
Marlene: Be over in twenty-ish with coffee and the latest draft of Much Ado before acting at 10!
Marlene: xx
Lily: Thanks, love, make sure you get yourself some coffee too ! See you soon xoxo
Texts between James Potter and Remus Lupin, September 14, 2021, 3:45 PM
Remus: I think we should fire Peter
James: calling you
Texts between Will Macmillan and Lily Evans, September 15, 2021, 2:31 PM
Will: Have you given any more thought to James playing Benedick
Lily: How about Glen Powell, Nick Hoult
Lily: Literally anyone else
Will: Studio’s not excited
Lily: Yeah well… none of their dad’s run sleekeazy do they
Will: You know that’s not why
Will: He’s good, he’s just had some bad luck
Will: What if every director in town gave up on you after Before
Texts between Will Macmillan and Lily Evans, September 15, 2021, 4:52 PM
Will: Going out to Sirius Black for Don Pedro.
Will: Thoughts?
Lily: I see what you’re doing
Lily: And I don’t like it
Lily: BUT, Sirius would be so good as Don
Lily: As much as I hate to admit it
Texts between Mary Macdonald and Lily Evans, September 15, 2021, 5:15 PM
Mary: We’re locked for Vogue tomorrow!
Mary: Emailed you the questions
Mary: Obviously we’re cutting the James question
Mary: Why do people think they can ask that literally 10 years later...I’ll never know!
Lily: Thanks Mare! xoxo
Texts between James Potter and Sirius Black, September 17, 2021, 7:14 AM
James: dude congrats!!!
James: remus just told me
James: but, why am I hearing it from your boyfriend before MY BEST FRIEND WHO GOT THE PART???
James: dude call me
James: you’re going to take it right?
James: RIGHT??!!
Texts between Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, September 17, 2021, 7:15 AM
Sirius: I hadn’t told him yet!!!
Remus: Sorry!!!!
Remus: I honestly thought you’d have already told him
Sirius: That I snagged a role in the movie he’s been going after all month without even getting the time of day ????
Remus: He would have found out eventually
Sirius: I mean, I have my ways
Remus: I just rolled my eyes all the way back into my head
Texts between Sirius Black and James Potter, September 20, 2021, 10:42 PM
Sirius: Look, just ask Flea to call in a favor
Sirius: Role would be as good as yours
Sirius: Everyone knows you’re good enough
James: people are already going to be saying I got this role because of my dad
James: I don’t want it actually be true
Texts between Will Macmillan and Lily Evans, September 24, 2021, 4:12 PM
Will: Just finished meeting with James
Will: Call you in a few
Texts between Remus Lupin and James Potter, September 24, 2021, 5:13 PM
Remus: Just talked Will
Remus: Studio is going to send the offer Monday
James: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Texts between Will Macmillan and Lily Evans, September 24, 2021, 8:32 PM
Will: Going to have my office set up a dinner for the three of us
Lily: You can schedule through Marlene
Texts between Remus Lupin and James Potter, September 24, 2021, 11:42 PM
James: tell me I’m doing the right thing here?
James: I can’t believe I just did that
James: we’ve been friends since we were eleven
Remus: I spoke with Peter. He understands. It's strictly professional.
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected] , [email protected]
Subject: Will, James, and Lily Dinner
Hey Marlene and Grant!
Per Will’s conversation with Lily and James, reaching out to set up a dinner for the three of them next week. He’s pretty flexible, so let me know James and Lily’s avails. Or if easier I can shoot over some dates as well.
Thanks,
Jacqueline
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected] , [email protected]
Subject: Re: Will, James, and Lily Dinner
Hey everyone,
Lily’s got a press junket next Wednesday, but other than that she’s free after 6 PM every day next week. Would prefer not to do Friday, but can make it work if necessary.
Thanks,
Marlene
deuxmoi
Subject: Spotted in Venice!
Message: Spotted James Potter, Sirius Black, and two other guys (I’ve recognized them from pap shots so they must be friends) at Felix tonight! I stopped a few feet ahead of their table to mark sure it was actually James before I went to text my best friend, but then James got up and headed towards the kitchens and didn’t come back so I couldn’t get a photo or anything
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected] , [email protected]
Subject: Re: Will, James, and Lily Dinner
Hey guys,
Unfortunately, James can only do Friday. Can we set it for 6:30pm at Soho House in Weho? I’ll make a reservation.
Best,
Grant
Texts between Marlene McKinnon and Lily Evans, September 28, 2021, 1:57 PM
Marlene: Confirmed for dinner with James and Will. Unfortunately, James could only do Friday. Remus’ assistant is making a reservation at soho at 6:30pm. Adding to your calendar.
Lily: Soho House on a Friday ???
Lily: It’s going to be a zoo
deuxmoi
*anon pls (always wanted to say that) just saw lily evans and james potter having dinner together at soho house!*
Texts between James Potter and Lily Evans, October 1, 2021, 9:45 PM
James: a pleasure as always, Evans.
Lily: Oh fuck off, Potter.
Texts between The Marauders group chat, October 1, 2021, 10:23 PM
Sirius: I’m bored, let’s go out
James: down
Remus: How was dinner btw?
Sirius: Yeah, how is our least favorite redhead?
Remus: Be nice.
Remus: She’s really not that bad.
James: says you, she literally hates me for no reason
Pete: Who?
Sirius: Evans
Pete: You had dinner with Evans?
Pete: Like, on purpose?
James: work thing, it was fine…
Remus: Fine as in, you can coexist for shooting this thing? Or fine as in I should stop negotiating this contract?
James: we didn’t start an all out brawl in the middle of dinner, if that’s what you’re asking
Remus: That’s exactly what I’m asking, thank you for confirming
Sirius: Are we going out or what???
Texts between Petunia Evans and Lily Evans, October 3, 2021, 8:31 AM
Petunia: Are you dating James Potter?
Lily: Ew, no why ?
Petunia: Deuxmoi
Lily: What ?
Petunia: The celebrity gossip instagram
Petunia: Come on, you must follow it…
Petunia: At least on one of your burner accounts
Lily: Never heard of it
Petunia: You should have your assistant keep tabs, just in case something nasty pops up and you can minimize the bad press.
Petunia: Obviously, I’ll also keep an eye out.
Lily: Uhm… thank you ?
Texts between Marlene McKinnon and Lily Evans, October 21, 2021, 4:15 PM
Marlene: Just got word from Will’s assistant that he’s making some edits to the script. Still targeting right before the holidays for the table read and then production to start early January.
Marlene: Will send housing options over from production, shortly.
Lily: Thanks xx !
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Lily Evans / Production Housing
Hey Bertie,
Lily would like to take the two bedroom college hill condo if it’s still available. I’ll take the second bedroom, so no need to find anything for me. Should I list anything we need for the apartment in Lily’s rider? Or should I coordinate that directly with you?
Thanks,
Marlene
Texts between James Potter and Lily Evans, November 25, 2021, 5:42 PM
James: ur doppelganger is at thanksgiving
*photo of turkey*
Lily: funny, so is urs
*photo of ham*
deuxmoi: blind item confirmed
Two A-listers with insane chemistry are reuniting after nearly a decade in a movie shooting this winter
Deadline.com
James Potter to Replace Harry Styles in Will Macmillan’s Reimagining of ‘Much Ado About Nothing’
EXCLUSIVE: James Potter will join Lily Evans, Sirius Black, Dirk Cresswell, and Alice Longbottom in the highly anticipated movie from Sleekeazy Studios. The film is a modern retelling of Shakespeare’s classic comedy set at a college reunion...
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected] , [email protected]
Subject: Hot Ones Interview Questions
Hello loves!
Hope you both had a lovely Thanksgiving holiday. Ready to eat more? Here’s the list of Hot Ones questions/topics with their corresponding sauces for final approval. Need it back EOD tomorrow before the shoot on Friday. I’ve kept the James question on because it’ll be nice to show some good will towards him before going into production. Also, please confirm your milk of choice is almond. I’ve let them know you’re incredibly competitive and won’t tap out, so do me proud! See you then xx
Hot Ones Qs for Approval
Hot Ones | The Classic -- Questions about working on Winter Solstice
Savir Foods | Jala Pepa -- Lily’s love of reading murder mysteries: why do you love them, what are some of your favorites
Cantina Royal | Tomasa -- What would you be doing if it weren’t acting?
Hot Ones | Los Calientes Barbacoa -- Explain that Gram (they’ll be using the bathrobe photo of you and Marlene at Cannes this year and the photo of you dancing to Taylor Swift at Glastonbury)
Ginger Goat | The Original Goat -- Perry Hewitt questions: favorite part about getting to work on the franchise, did you steal any props, true or false: your first kiss was on screen with James Potter
High Desert | Tikk-Hot Masala -- Lily’s love of Bar Trivia: best name for a bar trivia team, has anyone ever recognized you at bar trivia, proudest moment of bar trivia
Hotter Than El | Love Burns -- Rom-Coms Would You Rather (they’re going to give you would-you-rather scenarios based on iconic rom-coms)
Da Bomb | Evolution -- Craziest paparazzi evasion tactic you’ve utilized
Karma Sauce | Scorpion Disco -- Spot the fake redhead (they’re going to show you photos of other redhead celebrities and you have to say whose hair is natural and whose is dyed)
Hot Ones | The Last Dab Apollo -- Natural eye color or colored contacts?
Texts between Sirius Black and James Potter, December 9, 2021, 2:31 PM
Sirius: You gotta watch Evans’ hot ones episode
Sirius: Her faces
Sirius: Good fodder for mocking
Sirius: Ooooooh and you get a mention
Sirius: Shocked she didn’t bring up your fat crush on her then
James: fuck off, Sirius
Sirius: Oh come on
Sirius: You can’t still be mad about that
Sirius: Not everyone can be in love with you!!
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected] , [email protected] , [email protected]
Subject: Happy First Day !!!
Hope you have a great first day on set, you’ll be getting a little something from us today xx
From: [email protected]
Subject: First Day
How’d it go? You on set?
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: First Day
As good as it could I suppose. No one ended up in the ER.
Yet.
Texts between Dorcas Meadows, Mary Macdonald, and Lily Evans,
Lily: *picture of flowers*
Lily: Stop, you guys are the sweetest !!!
Lily: Thank you, Thank you !!!
deuxmoi
Form Submission - I Have Tea. - Iceberg Ahead!
Sent via form submission from Deuxmoi
Pseudonyms, Please: The Captain
Email: [email protected]
Subject: Iceberg Ahead!
Message: Hearing rumors that these two a-list movie stars CANNOT stand each other irl and have caused massive issues on set. Will be shocked if the project they’re currently filming even gets finished.
Texts between Petunia Evans and Lily Evans, January 7, 2022, 1:14 PM
Petunia: *screenshot*
Petunia: People are speculating this is about you and James
Petunia: both on Deuxmoi’s instagram and the reddit thread
Petunia: Thought you might want to know
Lily: Ok
Petunia: Aren’t you going to do anything about it?
Petunia: Don’t you have a publicist that can get this taken down?
Petunia: You really don’t want to get a rep around town that you’re difficult to work with
Texts between Peter Pettigrew and James Potter, January 7, 2022, 2:30 PM
Peter: Ran into Emma Greengrass at Barry’s
Peter: She looked good
Peter: really good
James: you should ask her out
Peter: She was grilling me to see if YOU were single
James: not my type
Peter: WHAT?
Peter: How is she not your type?
Peter: She’s everyone’s type
James: too conventionally pretty
Peter: You say that like it’s a bad thing
Peter: Tell me, who is prettier than Emma Greengrass
James: oh, I don’t know, lots of people
James: evans, for one
Peter: Thought you were over your little crush
James: I am!
James: she’s just objectively attractive!
James: at least until she opens her mouth, anyway
Texts between James Potter and Lily Evans, January 10, 2022, 7:39 AM
Lily: Will says we need to get additional coverage for the kiss scene this AM FYI
Lily: So don’t eat an onion bagel or anything
Lily: Although, an onion bagel would probably improve your breath tbh
Texts between Marlene McKinnon and Lily Evans, January 10, 2022, 10:24 AM
Marlene: Are you okay?
Marlene: Where are you?
Texts between Will Macmillan and Dorcas Meadows, January 10, 2022, 10:25 AM
Will: Call me.
Texts between Remus Lupin and James Potter, January 10, 2022, 10:32 AM
Remus: I heard what happened
Remus: You really don’t want it getting out that you’re difficult to work with, James
James: I know, I know
James: I’ll apologize
Remus: Thank you
James: it was her fault tho
Remus: James
James: she ruined the take!
Remus: Actors play pranks all the time James
Remus: You’ve played lots of pranks
Remus: Some far more mean spirited than what Lily did you
Remus: Don’t think I haven’t forgotten all those stunts you pulled on Snape a few years ago
James: yeah, well
James: snape was stalking our co-star
James: he deserved it
Texts between Sirius Black and Lily Evans, January 12, 2022 3:45 PM
Sirius: James is an asshole
Lily: Yeah and the sky is blue
Lily: I’m assuming you didn’t text me just to state the obvious ?
Sirius: What are you doing for the long weekend?
Lily: Was maybe thinking of heading down to the beach
Sirius: In January???
Lily: My sister was supposed to visit
Lily: But now she’s going on a ski weekend with her boyfriend
Lily: Well, Tuney’s skiing
Lily: Her boyfriend is more the aprés ski type
Sirius: Nothing wrong with that
Sirius: Still, disappointing she’s ditching you
Lily: She invited me along
Lily: But obviously we’re not allowed to ski while we’re filming
Lily: Seeing as one wrong turn could stall production for a few months lol
Sirius: Come to the city with us
Lily: Us ?
Sirius: James and I
Sirius: I promise to make him behave
Texts between Sirius Black and Lily Evans, January 14, 2022 5:23 PM
Sirius: Come on, you can stay with us at my Uncle Alfie’s place in the West Village
Sirius: We’re hopping on the 7:25 amtrak after we wrap
Sirius: James got us a car and everything
Sirius: Okay, Remus’ assistant arranged it all, but still
Sirius: Come
Lily: Can I bring Marlene ?
Sirius: The more the merrier!
Texts between Sirius Black and Sohany Singh, January 14, 2022 5:29 PM
Sirius: I am so sorry
Sirius: Can you change all the reservations you made for James and I from two to four people?
Sohany: On it!
Sirius: Drop James’ name if you need to
Sohany: lol
Sirius: You’re seriously the best
Sirius: Ty Ty! And don’t forget to send me the next draft of your pilot!!!
Texts between Marlene McKinnon and Lily Evans, January 14, 2022 5:30 PM
Lily: I’m so sorry
Marlene: ???
Lily: We’re going to nyc this weekend
Marlene: Uhm…
Lily: Long story, but can you run back to the apartment and pack for us ?
Marlene: jeans, sweaters, assuming you’ll just use your camel coat all weekend?
Lily: Couple of going out outfits
Marlene: Oh, so this is going to be an unhinged weekend then
Marlene: Excellent
Texts between Sirius Black and James Potter, January 14, 2022 6:30 PM
Sirius: You really put the dick in Benedick don’t you
James: not you too
James: look I’ve apologized to her a thousand times
Sirius: Good
Sirius: Because she’s coming with us to the city this weekend
James: WHAT
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deuxmoi direct messages
*What the hell is going on with James Potter and Lily Evans*
deuxmoi: Thought they were dating for a while, but now I’m pretty sure they hate each other
*Sirius Black just posted an insta story with the three of them on a train doing shots*
deuxmoi: Weird, I’ve gotten a couple of DMs today about them fighting on set today
Texts between Marlene McKinnon and Lily Evans, January 15, 2022, 1:39 AM
Lily: I hate this
Lily: I hate him
Lily: him and his annoyingly perfect abs
lilyevans
*photo of an egg sandwich*
*photo of a tattoo of the words ‘much ado’ above an elbow*
siriusblack
*photo of Sirius getting tattooed*
A little cast bonding
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emmagreengrass damn
pete.pet @reme.lup44 Should we get our matching tats?
jamespotter
*photo of tattoo shop*
don’t tell my mom
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siriusblack I think she knows
flea_potter she knows lol
Texts between The Marauders group chat, January 15, 2022, 4:31 PM
Remus: How much damage control should I be doing for you guys?
Remus: Should I get Moody on retainer?
Remus: Is Lily ready to kill James yet?
Texts between Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, January 15, 2022, 4:35 PM
Sirius: It started off rocky, but honestly it’s become more flirting than killing
Sirius: On both accounts
Remus: HAS IT BEEN FOREPLAY THIS WHOLE TIME
Remus: I’m going to kill him
marlenemck95
*close up of macaroni au gratin with the Balthazar geotag*
Texts between Unknown and Sirius Black, January 15, 2022 9:30 PM
Unknown: You are confirmed for Sirius Black +3. The password for tonight's masquerade is DISSENDIUM.
Texts between James Potter and Lily Evans, January 16, 2022 12:03 AM
James: where did you go?
Texts between Sirius Black, James Potter, Marlene McKinnon, and Lily Evans, January 16, 2022 12:34 AM
Sirius: Come do shotssssss!!
Marlene: Tequila or Bust!
Texts between James Potter and Sirius Black, January 16, 2022 1:45 AM
Sirius: Evans looks hot tonight, no?
Texts between Marlene McKinnon and Lily Evans, January 16, 2022, 1:52 PM
Marlene: Where’d you go???
Lily: Bbbar
Marlene:Left or Right?
Lily: Not sure
Texts between James Potter and Scarlett Avery, January 16, 2022, 2:05 AM
Scarlett: nice running into you
Scarlett: you look good ;)
Scarlett: how long are you in the city
James: did you leave?
Scarlett: no still here, with my girls towards the back
Scarlett: bored of ur friends already ;)
Texts between James Potter and Lily Evans, January 16, 2022, 2:15 AM
Lily: Sirius
Lily: SIRIUS
Lily: fml sorry James, meant to text slksdf
Texts between James Potter and Lily Evans, January 16, 2022, 2:17 AM
Lily: Where’s your sidekick Sirius ?
Lily: Saw him with Scarlett earlier
James: yeah well, he’s very popular with the ladies
Lily: Ew
Lily: I just don’t get the James Potter hype
Lily: Messing up his hair to make himself look cool
Lily: He’s not even that good an actor
James: oh come on, that’s not fair
Lily: I mean…
Lily: Pretty suss that all of a sudden he got an offer
Lily: From the same studio his dad runs...
James: if that’s how you feel
James: how do you think he’d feel if he heard you saying that
Lily: Go on and tell him for all I care
Lily: He needs his head deflated a bit
deuxmoi
This is what your favorite celebs have been up to this week
*lucius malfoy and cissa black spotted at harry winston in london*
*Photo of Harry Styles at Petit Trois in LA*
*I think Harry’s recording new music, he usually eats here when he’s in the studio*
*saw lily evans and a friend shopping in soho, had a big saint laurent bag*
*albus dumbledore was staying at my hotel in Hawaii, that beard in person man, lemme tell you!!*
*anon pls - I met Taylor Swift on a hike in Franklin Canyon last weekend!!! Sosososososo NICE!!*
DM: Was Joe there?
*Yes! They looked very much in love!*
*Daniel Radcliffe getting into a cab - think he’s in rehearsals for a new play*
*Scarlett Avery in NYC this week! Ran into her and her friends, I kid you not like 3 times!!!*
*G Eazy started a fight at a club in Miami, security got called in and everything*
*dame minerva mcgonagall herself spotted walking into Harrods!! I just about DIED*
*Anon Please, ended up partying with Gideon and Fabian Prewett this weekend. Great group of guys. At the end of the night they made sure the uber dropped me off first and Fabian even walked me to my door to make sure I was safe!!*
*Photo of Kendall Jenner in Calabasas*
*Went to The Masquerade this weekend and wow, so many stars there, ended up doing shots with Niall Horan and I saw James Potter slipping out with Scarlett Avery around 2:30am*
*Video of Justin Bieber and Hailey Bieber getting out of a car in Beverly Hills*
*Video of Sirius Black conducting a diner full of drunk people to sing Bohemian Rhapsody, Lily Evans snorting into her drink behind him*
Texts between Lily Evans and Sirius Black, January 16, 2022, 11:21 AM
Lily: Potter up yet ? What’s our plan for today
Sirius: He’s not here
Lily: What ? Where’d he go ?
Sirius: No clue, according to deuxmoi he went home with Scarlett but half the stuff on there is garbage being pushed by publicists
Lily: HA
Lily: My sister will hate that
Lily: She sends me screenshots like 3 times a day asking me to confirm things
Texts between James Potter and Euphemia Potter, January 16, 12:32 PM
James: on the train back to ri
James: you around for a chat?
Texts between Lily Evans and Sirius Black, January 16, 2022, 5:13 PM
Lily: I fucked up…
Sirius: ???
Lily: *screenshot of texts between James and Lily*
Sirius: Fuuuccckkkk
Sirius: You decent?
Sirius: I’m coming in
lilyevans
*photo of lily sleeping on a train*
still thinking about @eggshopnyc
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