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how (not) to win yourself a husband by caplyso
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
06 Nov 2021
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Summary
And as Lumine turns away, leaving him in a bit of a horny stupor, Childe’s old box ticker begins a-ticking. Say what you want about his big ol’ noggin, but Childe is occasionally struck with brief moments of genius. Moments like this one because he is about to come up with the most brilliant, most original, most foolproof plan that has ever existed and that has definitely not come straight out of Tonia’s most recent literary magazine.
“Perhaps there’s an answer to our collective Lady Whistledown issues.”
Or, a Bridgerton AU if Lumine were Daphne and if Daphne were a 5'2" ball of pure rage and spite, quite ready to punt a man halfway across Teyvat.
(That man being Childe, aka the 11th of the Fatui Harbingers, aka the fightsexual rake of a malewife, aka Lumine's very own Simon Bassett.)