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st freya chat
12:19 PM
mei’s little pogchamp: we should kiss
fu hua: what
mei’s little pogchamp: I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THIS IS NOT DMS
blue: idiotka strikes again
mei’s little pogchamp: listen here you little shit
himeko <3: who was that message meant for anyways
mei’s little pogchamp: dn
himeko <3: NO
purple: who’s dn?
blue: seele no
red: can we pretend that airplanes
mei’s little pogchamp (replying to purple): deez nuts
purple: i dont get it 😦
himeko <3: hey veliona why do you always say that when seele and bronya talk
red: 💜💙
himeko <3: ???
fu hua: i think himeko could really use a wish right now
mei’s little pogchamp: CLASS MONITOR HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MORDETWI
fu hua: shrug emoji
mei’s little pogchamp: devastated rn
mei beloved <3 is online
mei beloved <3: kiana do your homework
mei’s little pogchamp: no
mei beloved <3: please
mei’s little pogchamp: never
mei beloved <3: you wont be my little pogchamp anymore if you don't
mei’s little pogchamp: wait please this is all i have
mei beloved <3: do your homework
mei’s little pogchamp: i cant
mei beloved <3 reset one nickname
kiana: nooOo
mei beloved <3: im sorry 😟
fu hua: what... am I watching go down?
red: a tragedy
himeko <3: guys dont interrupt
kiana: mei ...
mei beloved <3: im sorry kiana it was never meant to come to this
kiana: i dont think you can be my beloved anymore...
mei beloved <3: wait no!
kiana reset one nickname
mei: kiana.. please just do your homework we can put all this behind us
kiana: no, mei-senpai. im sorry, i still love you i just cant do this anymore.
mei: lunch is ready
kiana: oh coming
kiana is offline
fu hua: ...
himeko <3: ...
red: are they always like this
blue: yes
red: did i just hear a crash
blue: bronya heard a noise too
himeko <3: that was me i was looking for my beer
himeko <3: i found it its all over the floor
blue: sigh
kiana is online
kiana: mom im not cleaning this up
blue: mom?
kiana: SHIT SHIT
kiana edited a message
blue: got a screenshot
blue: screenshot.jpg
kiana: i will tear you to shreds
blue: id like to see you try
kiana: oh i dhfjurfi9trjgfdnmksewiowwosdj
blue: what
himeko <3: bear hug
blue: oh
blue: can bronya have a hug too
himeko <3: yeah cmere
blue is offline
mei: ill go clean the beer
himeko <3: nope you’re getting a hug too
mei: waitfhjgutiohgj
tes is online
tes: damn mophead look shicksal has cuddling sessions
eins is online
eins: kay
eins is offline
tes: wow
tes is offline
teri teri is online
teri teri: how the fuck did those two get in here
kiana: aunt teri did you just say fuck
teri teri: blocked
kiana:
blue is online
blue: the bronya added dr einstein and dr tesla
teri teri: kay why
blue: they asked
teri teri: kay bye
teri teri is offline
blue is offline
kiana: hey bronya i have an essay and im trying to sound cool and intelligent whats another word for ocean
blue is online
blue: sea
kiana: you sea deez nuts
blue: you have 10 seconds left to live
blue is offline
kiana: damn
kiana: waiting is boring
kiana: i think i have like 4 seconds left
kiana: tell mei i snjdui8r95r87y1t2wgASHaj
kiana is offline
purple is online
purple: kiana?
blue is online
blue: kiana is fine
purple: okay
purple is offline
red: how badly is kiana hurt
blue: no comment
red: interesting
blue: were you lurking this entire time
red: no comment
red is offline
flamechasers official gc
4:06 PM
kalpas is online
kalpas: suvin_canon.mp4
kevin: WHAT THE FUCK
kevin: HOW DID YOU GET THAT VIDEO
kalpas: deez nuts 😋
moby is online
moby (replying to kalpas): ew gays
eden: mobius you are literally dating elysia and i
moby: im homophobic but only to kevin
eden:
kevin: what the fuck
kevin: im not gay
moby: the closet is made of glass
su is online
su: what happened
kalpas: suvin_canon.mp4
su kicked kalpas
moby: LMFAO
su is offline
moby: rest in peace kalpass you lived a terrible life
ely: “kalpass” 💀
moby: ily2
eden: ily3
yae is online
yae: get a room
moby: ill get a room once you and kallen get one
yae: fair enough
moby: this is boring
moby added kalpas
ely changed kalpas’s nickname to kalpass
kalpass: suvin_canon2.mp4
yae: EW WTF
kevin (replying to kalpass): kys
kalpass: man isnt even tryna deny it anymore
kevin: I AM DENYING IT
kevin: IM STRAIGHT
moby: do you think we’re homophobic or what
kevin is offline
ely: kalpas might be
kalpass: this is slander
moby: nah ely’s right
kalpass: wtf
kalpass: this is transphobic
su is online
su: who invited him back
ely: mobius
moby: SNITCH
su kicked kalpass
hua is online
hua: my notifications you guys what the hell
moby: oh my god hua is alive
ely: you havent talked in here for like weeks girl where u been
hua: i said hi yesterday
ely: that doesnt count
hua: ive just been focused on other things
ely: oh kay
moby: what things
hua: school
ely: sometimes i forget hua still goes to highschool
moby: child
hua: im not a child
moby: kay ig
kalpass: be glad ur not in college
kalpass: this shit sucks
hua: ok
moby: it only sucks because kevin is here
kevin is online
kevin: fuck you too mobius
eden: what did u just say to my gf
kevin deleted a message
kevin: nothing lmao
eden is offline
kevin: shit
kevin is offline
moby: get his ass eden