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this juice banging yo: [ image.png ]
this juice banging yo: BROS HANGING OUT :D
gender impact: look at u two !! so cute
amazon prime: Wish I was there! ^-^
this juice banging yo: DW VIC WELL BRING U NEXT TIME
amazon prime: :D!
hoot hoot: Okay first of all, you guys are cute as shit
hoot hoot: Secondly, isn’t there class tomorrow?
hoot hoot: Why are you two getting ice cream at 3AM?
dance dance revolution: mike is this why you canceled our Just Dance game that was supposed to be tonight
this juice banging yo: yea sorry margie
dance dance revolution: dishonor
dance dance revolution: you made demi so sad she drank herself to sleep
this juice banging yo: shes always drinking herself to sleep
gender impact: can you get me ice cream too? :0
this juice banging yo: OFC !!
this juice banging yo: eddies buying some for all of yall anyways lmao
amazon prime: Really ?? :0
its paint asshole: MIKE
its paint asshole: NO I’M NOT
its paint asshole: THE ASSHOLE FUCKING STOLE MY WALLET
this juice banging yo: <3
this juice banging yo: eddie bought a tub of every single ice cream flavor here every1 say thank u eddie
amazon prime: Thank you Eddie!!
gender impact: thank u eddie !! ^^
dance dance revolution: Mike
dance dance revolution: give him back his wallet
this juice banging yo: ughhhhhh fine
this juice banging yo: whatev makes ya happy margie <3
its paint asshole: Thanks, Zelle.
dance dance revolution: no problem
hoot hoot: Wow, this is the first time I’ve seen Edgar actually thank someone?
hoot hoot: I’m shocked
its paint asshole: Fuck off, Clark.
hoot hoot: Ouch
unleash the roombas: yooooo ice cream ?? get me some of that rocky road one i need a snack
dance dance revolution: snack??
hoot hoot: You can feel the disappointment coming from that one single message
this juice banging yo: MARGIE WHY R U BEING SUCH A MOM RN
dance dance revolution: martha isnt here so someone needs to fill in for her
this juice banging yo: okay thats fair thats valid nobody else here is responsible enough
hoot hoot: Hey
dance dance revolution: eli you would let the others cause chaos if it meant that you would record them getting in trouble after
hoot hoot: You got me there
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this juice banging yo: [ image.png ]
this juice banging yo: WERE ON OUR WAY BACK!!!
hoot hoot: Good god that’s a lot of ice cream
amazon prime: Oh no !! Do you guys need help carrying those bags?
this juice banging yo: THATD BE NICE
amazon prime: On my way!
gender impact: i’ll wait here, i’ll help carry them inside ^^
dance dance revolution: hopefully we have enough room in the freezer to store all of them
hoot hoot: Imagine how the others would react seeing all the ice cream Edgar so graciously bought for us lmaooo
its paint asshole: For the last time
its paint asshole: Mike stole my wallet and bought them, not me
hoot hoot: Y’all hear something
unleash the roombas: HEY
unleash the roombas: you know,,
unleash the roombas: i just realized
unleash the roombas: edgar technically counts as our sugar daddy
dance dance revolution: WHAT
hoot hoot: HUH????
gender impact: SUGAR DADDY ???
unleash the roombas: yeah
unleash the roombas: listen
unleash the roombas: he’s rich
unleash the roombas: he spends money on us
unleash the roombas: and we shower him with affection in return <3
unleash the roombas: edgar sugar daddy confirmed
its paint asshole: Reznik, I will kill you in your sleep.
gender impact: EDDIE NO!
gender impact: she’s dating galatea, you can’t kill her :(
its paint asshole: That won’t fucking stop me
unleash the roombas: ah shit
unleash the roombas: if i die, can i at least be turned into a roomba for my geef
its paint asshole: No.
unleash the roombas: dammit
hoot hoot: F
hoot hoot: time to plan Tracy’s funeral ig
embalmer: Did someone say funeral?
unleash the roombas: OH NO
hoot hoot: Hi Aesop!!
this juice banging yo: HI AESOP
this juice banging yo: VICS BUSY W US BUT HE SAYS HI TOO
embalmer: Do I even want to know what you’re doing?
this juice banging yo: eddie bought ice cream for everyone :p
this juice banging yo: he also got a tub of that vanilla ice cream u seem to like so much
embalmer: Oh?
embalmer: Well, that’s rather new coming from him
embalmer: Thank you Valden
its paint asshole: Hmph.
its paint asshole: Don’t get used to it, Carl.
hoot hoot: You’re not going to deny that you bought it?
its paint asshole: I’ve given up. You assholes won’t listen to me
this juice banging yo: WE LOVE YOU EDDIE <3 <3 <3
its paint asshole: Die.
(#private message) painter boyfriend - jester boyfriend)
painter boyfriend: love you too, you big goof.
jester boyfriend: <3
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embalmer: Also, Valden couldn’t be our “sugar daddy” as you call it. Majority of the people here in this group are older than him.
unleash the roombas: oh right
unleash the roombas: he can be YOUR sugar daddy then
its paint asshole: TRACY
unleash the roombas: EDGAR
embalmer: We’re the same age?
its paint asshole: I’m older than you by three weeks.
unleash the roombas: my point exactly
dance dance revolution: tracy i am begging you to stop talking
unleash the roombas: no
embalmer: I don’t want Edgar to be my sugar daddy
its paint asshole: Why? Scared you’ll like it, Carl?
embalmer: You wish
this juice banging yo: he does wish
embalmer: What?
unleash the roombas: AJKASHJSKAKHSJUDWGSSJKHJKSWSKDJSKLKJASDJHSAKJSKSKJS
its paint asshole: MIKE
hoot hoot: BWAHAHAHA
dance dance revolution: can we PLEASE change the subject
its paint asshole: YES THANK YOU ZELLE
its paint asshole: Friendship ended with Mike, now Margie is my only friend
this juice banging yo: OUCH
gender impact: :(
its paint asshole: Annie is also my friend
gender impact: :D !!
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this juice banging yo: WE GOT ALL THE ICE CREAM INSIDE
dance dance revolution: Nice
dance dance revolution: Now go to bed
this juice banging yo: yes mom
amazon prime: yes mom
its paint asshole: yes mom
dance dance revolution: No