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(This story taken three years later after silver soul arc)
A long noisy alarm awakens the husband and wife who is still having a sweet dream on the double futon. The arm that wrapped around Y/N’s torso has slipped as Y/N trying to reach the clock and push the button to close it from keep buzzing and intruding on their slumber time. The time show 6 in the morning, Y/N just remembered she had to go for work on the weekend to make-up (work) day. You think there’s only a make-up test?
Gintoki really hates to interrupt his wife’s nap and holiday but she’s the one said to wake her up if he saw her still sleeping and didn’t get ready yet.
His life depends on his wife's mood.
“Y/N, you should get up now. I will make you breakfast.”
“Urgh….. Babe…. Can you replace me instead?”
“What? I’m not gonna wear those white clothes and a skirt with two tubes and earphones connected. And not gonna spoil my mood on my holiday meet that mayo-freak. Plus, how dare they make my wife work on holiday? You should quit from there. There's a bunch of weirdos, I'm scared they're gonna give you an idiot virus. That's more incurable than coronavirus.”
“Bro, thanks for motivating me. Gonna get ready first. Anddddd I want hot milk please.” a peck met Gintoki’s cheek and he still blushing like a highschool girl who’s having her puberty and for the first time had a crush.
Y/N just stood when suddenly her hand was grabbed and she stumbled on Gintoki’s lap. “What-”
Gintoki whispered close by Y/N left ear with a dark, lidded eyes. “Oi, I'm not your bro ‘kay? I am your legal husband and not a contract married like in those trash dramas. Should I give you a punishment-”
A headlock swiftly happened in just a blink of an eye, he even didn’t notice when it happened and currently Y/N was top on him, sitting on his back while locking his neck. “I’m not just a nurse in Shinsegumi, my dear.”
“G-give- give- give-up-up… oxigen…”
“Woaaa… What a nice smell here. Fried rice?”
“Nah, trash bin.”
One punch landing on his head.
“Mommy, Daddy. Good ‘ning.” A little boy walks into the kitchen and greets his parents while his other hand scratching eyes lazily, looking at the bickering couple in the early morning.
“Morning dear! It's still early, baby. You can continue your nap time. Daddy will wake you up later for breakfast.” Y/N glance at the clock on the wall, it's only 7:15 am.
“Are you working?” Ginji noticed her mom’s usual working clothes and faced her mom’s tall figure with a cute gesture. His eyes really took from his dad’s maroon color but not the dead-eye-fish one, instead, a cute round big eyes.
Y/N kneel at the same level as her son and pinch her son’s adorable mochi cheek with a grin. “I’m sorry dear, my job needs me for today-”
“When I’m in need, you didn’t grant it- “
Another punch landed on his feet. “OWWWWW!”
Y/N ignored his high pitched screaming and beaming on her son. Ginji is always witnessing their love-punch relationship and takes it as their usual routine. “You can ask your Daddy to play outside today or go meet Uncle Pachi and Auntie Gura. Oh! Or playing with Sadaharu too.”
“Sadaharu! Ginji misses him! Can we?” Ginji passed his look to his daddy, waiting for his response with adore eyes. Y/N turned her head as well and raised her eyebrow, expecting him to do what their son asked him to do to entertain his holiday.
“.....’kay.”
“Yeay! I’m gonna meet them later!”
“Have fun, dear. Are you done?” Y/N stood and went near Gintoki to help him prepare the breakfast. She opened the cabinet and pulled out two plates and two glasses.
“Do you want chocolate milk?” Ginji nodded.
“Go brush your teeth first, okay? And wash your face too.”
“‘kay, Mommy!” Ginji fastened his walk and went to the bathroom, doing what his mom directed him to do.
Y/N pulled out the kids bottle from the cupboard and made her son’s chocolate milk before filling.
Settling up for breakfast on the table, the nuclear family are having their calm breakfast before Ginji and Gintoki scramble to the last piece of omelette.
“Ginji-channnn! Even though we always see each other everyday, but I still miss you, my boyyyyy!” Kagura walked in fast as Ginji took a small run with his little feet towards her with a smile on his face.
“Where is Y/N-san?” Tae questions as she pat Ginji’s fluffy white hair that is the same as Gintoki’s with a beam on her face.
His pinky ear plugs his ears with a bored expression, staring at her energetic son who’s excitedly on Kagura’s arm. “That tax-robber made her work on the weekend and stole my precious time with her.”
“I wanna play with Sadaharu!”
Kagura pouted. “Ouch, are you bored already playing with me, Ginji boy?”
Ginji hurriedly shook his head with a frown. “Nooo! You no bored than Uncle Glasses.”
Shinpachi who was just nearing them on the main door, a vein popped on his forehead after overhearing what Ginji said just now, glancing at his boss. “Gin-san, did you teach him-”
Gintoki ruffles his son’s fluffy hair and smiles. “He learned so fast.”
“That’s not a place for you to compliment!”
“Ah! A walking glasses wearing guy.” Ginji pointed his finger to Shinpachi.
“Your words stab my heart, Ginji. You broke my heart into pieces. Can you please heal my-”
“Sadaharu!!” Ginji squirm in Kagura’s hold, trying to leave her arm and run towards Sadaharu that all of sudden appear in front of them. His feverishness was obviously written all over his face and hugged the huge body with a giggle when Sadaharu licked him. His loud giggles filling the atmosphere, everyone awed at the bubbling sight of cute figure Ginji with Sadaharu.
“Worf!”
Tae marched back to her house. “I will make lunch.”
“Don’t want!” Ginji suddenly shouted as everyone simultaneously became a stonehenge. Gintoki already sweatdropped, anxiously as Ginji pouted and shook in a speedy move.
“Can I know why you don't want to, Ginji boy?” Tae’s lip twitched, trying her best not to rampage the whole ground at this moment. Shinpachi and Kagura have gone from the scene for their own sake and life.
YOU TRAITOR BRATTT!!!! Gintoki realized those two parasites were already missing from his eyes.
Gintoki jumped to his son. Didn’t get to close his mouth before putting more salt on the injured body. “Daddy said your food is like a food from the lowest level of hell.”
“He really said that to you?”
“Hmmh! And Daddy also said to me not make you angry or you will turn into monster gorilla.”
“HAHA! I suddenly remembered I have to buy chocolate milk for him! Haha-”
“Ginji, can you play with Sadaharu first?” Ginji obeyed her words and happily jumped, close by to Sadaharu.
“GINJI, HELP ME! DADDY DON’T WANT TO BE A FEMALE GORILLA’S REFRESHMENT!”
“Ah! I want to play too!” Ginji enthusiastically bouncing and run to the cyborg.
“Ginji-chan!! Yes, let’s play-”
“OII YAMAZAKI, I COMMANDED YOU TO SPY ON THE ENEMIE!!! WHY ARE YOU PLAYING KABADDI IN THE MIDDLE OF WORK??!!”
The cyborg realized his action had been figured out and running away from the demon-chief. “I’M SORRY. I WILL-”
“COMMIT SEPPUKU NOW, YOU DAMN JIMMY! Why are you here, perm-head? She’s currently doing her work right now.” the demon chief struggling to hold the cyborg from went far away from him.
“I’m here to make sure she is still safe and didn’t get infected by your guy’s natural slowness and dullness of intellect virus.”
“Stalking our nurse, danna-san?” The sadist-man show up, looking at him slackly with bored eyes. He already stand by with his usual bazooka on his shoulder.
“Wha- Oii, I’m his husband. I have my right to visit my own wife.”
Shimaru came out from his hiding and played peek-a-boo with Ginji. Ginji chuckles, his eyes keep staring at his orange-afro hair curiously. “Your hair like me and Daddy! Can I touch it?”
Shimaru nodded, bringing Ginji into his arms and let him enjoy twisting his curly smooth hair attentively.
“She’s busy right now with her work in her office. Just said you miss him, danna-san~~ Oh, hello Ginji. Wanna play with rope?”
“OII DON’T DRAG YOUR SADISM ON HIM, YOU SADIST!”
“Eh, Gintoki? Ginji! What are you doing here?” Y/N joined them after being stucked in the office for hours and wanted to have her lunch.
Ginji, who still in Shimaru’s arm holding a bento to her mom with a sparkle eyes. “Mommy, I cook lunch for you! Uncle Glasses and Auntie Gura teach me how to make oni!”
Y/N spotted her son, her lip turning to grin. “Aww so sweet of you. Oni is your daddy, it’s onigiri, Ginji dear.”
“Well, this oni also can bend you-”
“Sougo, can you kill him after you vanish Hijikata-san? I tried to kill him but he was still alive like a cockroach.”
“Granted, Y/N-nee-san.”
“Oi oii please reduce you guys' sadism in front of this innocent child.”
“GINJI-CHANNN! I MISS YOU! LET THIS UNCLE KONDO HUG YOU!”
She kicked his ass before he was still yet nearing his son. “As if I’m gonna let you do in your state your nature, Gorilla-san.”
“Shinee, Hijikata!”
“Wait what?!!” Hijikata dumbfounded what just happened.
Gintoki frowns. “Wait wait WAIT DON’T EVER AIMED HERE!! JUST AIM TO THAT MAYO-FREAK!”
A violent gust of wind suddenly occurred, blowing two of them away from the headquarter. While Ginji, still focusing on playing and curling with Shimaru’s orange afro hair, didn’t realize what just happened.
“I love Uncle Afro’s hair more than Daddy!”
Y/N glad Gintoki is already missing, doesn’t need to listen to Ginji honest confession or she’s gonna have trouble handling a big baby sulking later. She then walked near to Shimaru, making him take aback. She never feels so curious to touch even though she sometimes takes a sneak peek on his afro hair everyday, until Ginji points it out.
“Er… May I?”
Shimaru hesitated, but looking at Y/N curious and full of adoring eyes, he gave up and show the quick scrabble.
…..Okay
“Ah. It’s really fluffy and smoother than Gin’s.”
“Daddy?” Ginji blinked with a questioning look in front of the television that hangs on the air, in the place with metal. They are currently in the shopping mall, strolling around to kill time.
“Yes?”
“Whatcha doing?”
Gintoki is still hanging Ginji in the air, nearing a television. A reflection of Ginji’s face displayed on the big rectangle screen. “Suddenly a certain lion king spirit posses me.”
Gintoki pushes the trolley around the supermarket, buying the ingredients for tonight’s dinner. Ginji contentedly humming, his eyes can’t stop lingering at every sight in the trolley, his body dances delightly to the song that is currently playing.
“Good evening sir, do you want to taste our new fresh milk brand?”
A sudden high pitch male voice interrupt his leisure time, didn’t turned his head yet. “No, I only eternally love my wifey’s mil- Zura? What are you doing here?” Is this a sign of a rain before the storm happens?
“Zura janai Katsura da! Ah! I’m not Katsura, I’m Zurako.”
Ginji and Gintoki deadpanned. “....Zurako. What are you doing as a crossdresser here?”
“Zurako janai! Katsura da! I am currently spying on someone here. Oh! Hello Ginji-dono! It’s been a long time since I didn't meet you.”
“Ah! Zura! Can I want that?” Ginji points to the small cup of milk on the tray he holds.
“Sure. it’s very delicious, you know. And suits your growth. And when you grow up and strong, you can lead Joui. I can see the unique aura around you.”
Ginji tilted his head with a frown. “Joui? What’s that?”
“A place where you have many friends and contribute to the country.” Zura replied as he gave him the cup.
“What kind of contribution? Your solid stupidness ideology?”
“I just realized Ginji always with Y/N-dono everytime she went out buying something. Or she’s already regretting dedicating her whole life to an idiot perm-head like you and left?”
Gintoki's eyes twitched annoyingly. “Ah, tax-robber-san! There’s a brainless Joui people fake as a promoter here!” Gintoki waving on some group of people wearing in uniform.
“How dare you sell your own friend ! I will make sure you will get karma back later!” Zura screamed unsatisfied, already has run away, leaving the tray of milk in front of those two duo copy paste.
“KATSURA, I FOUND YOU!!!” a familiar demon-chief following the walking fake lady wearing a wig and make up.
“Always wondering in my head, how did those circuses feel his presence but still can’t catch him and put him behind the bar. Oh, strawberry milk- ah. Miss, I found this first.”
His hand collided with someone. The lady still stuck in her stand, didn’t look up gazing at his annoyed face when he realized the person who he had met just now.
“Oh, to be touched by Gintoki after someone dared to take him away from me and married another bitch than married me. KYAAAAAA!!!”
There’s come another pain in the ass. What a terrible day I had today without Y/N by my side!
Ginji eyeing the bottle of his favourite drink. “I want chocolate milk!”
Once they pick up all the ingredients and all that stuffs they need, Gintoki stroll the trolley to the counter to pay. Thanks to Y/N’s salary job, they can properly buy some stuff for their living. Since Ginji has been born, Gintoki changed and not wasting his money anymore, went to pachinko or betting with certain homeless shades wearing man.
Y/N is more than glad Gintoki decides to change his habit by his own and their sake and promise to work harder as Gintoki offers himself to be a househusband and at the same time, get back on track continuing the Yorozuya jobs.
Gintoki’s trolley collided with someone’s trolley.
“Ah, I’m sorry- Gintoki?”
Oh, the drunk terminator-
A kunai strike on his head, a splash of red blood came out.
“Ginji-chan! It’s been a while! Do you want to come play at my place? I have so many toys to play with.” Seita approaches Ginji who is still in the trolley with a smile.
Gintoki already can spot something weird. “Brat, I suggest a decent kind of toys please.”
“Y/N-san not with you? I'm just thinking of meeting her later, discussing some stuffs.” Gintoki remembered Y/N came from the same place as Tsukuyo, and was a former comfort woman a long time ago before she met him. Things happened and they ended up marrying each other because author-san is too lazy to think of a scenario in this fic.
“Yo, author-san. Don’t be so lazy about narrating your own story.”
I’m doing my best now. Just keep in your character, Gintoki.
“She said the job needs her more than me needing her to be lazy around at home. You can meet her later after she’s done her job. Seita, what toy did you just show to my greenhorn child?!!”
Ginji giggles excitedly as he proudly show it to Gintoki. “Daddy, it’s shaking hard and wet!”
“CAN YOU GUYS LET ME ENJOY MY WEEKEND IN PEACE?!!”
“I’m back!” Y/N slide the front door, showing her gleeful expression.
Ginji ran towards the front door, greet her mom. “Welcome home, Mommy! Daddy is cooking and I helped him chop onions!”
Y/N lifted her darling son up, putting him between her arm. “Waaaa you’re soo reliable, Ginji dear. I can’t wait to fill your delicious food in my stomach!”
“You can take your bath first, Y/N. I will prepare dinner for you. Haha…” as Gintoki spoke from the kitchen, showing with his force smile.
Y/N examine his husband's facial face which is quite different, and the black aura around him. “.. are you okay, Gin? You look kinda extraordinary devastated than me who is working on the weekend.”
“Nothing much, I stumbled with a monster wife of gorilla, heavy-smoker who obsess with mayonnaise, a full-time sadist, a brainless terrorist, a freak-woman who wearing ninja, a drunk terminator and an innocent kid who is already started hooked on adult toys. Haha. I'm okay.”
Y/N sweatdropped. as she pat Gintoki’s shoulder, give him a comfort. “I will join you two later and listen to those stories, okay?” She pecked and put Ginji down before leaving the kitchen and went for a warm bath.
She humming happily, can’t wait to surprise him later with good news. Well, maybe it’s the right time to tell him she guessed after what he had encountered today with those people. Y/N already met with Tsukuyo after done with her work and talked about some stuff before she went back home.
Finishing with her bath and dressed up in pajamas, she walks to the dining table, hiding something behind her back. Her eyes catch her favourite dish (F/F) on the table, already forgetting what she will tell them.
“Take a sit first, Y/N. Your saliva is raining from your cave.”
“Gintoki, I love you with all my heart!!!”
“Okay, okay. I only heard that everytime I cook your favourite meal and let you drink my strawberry milk.”
“Mommy, I made your (F/D) too!”
“Uwu thank you sooo much! That's my baby!”
Y/N take a sit beside Ginji, opposite with Gintoki's place as usual. Gintoki noticed Y/N holding something in her hand while she dragged the chair to sit. Just when he want to ask her what is it, Y/N already cut him first.
“Are you enjoying your day with Daddy today, Ginji? Wanna share with Mommy?”
“Hmmh! So much! I get to play with Sadaharu, cooking with Uncle Glasses and sparing with Auntie Gura, Auntie Tae wrestling with Daddy, Uncle Sougo teaches me how to tie people, playing Kabaddi with Uncle Robot-Zaki, met Uncle Zura and you see, Uncle Hijikata popped and they playing tag together with Uncle Zura, and Seita-niisan give me vibrat-”
“Give you what-”
Gintoki in speed cut his son’s words before the storm changed to tsunami and earthquake. “VIBRANT!!! YES, SEITA GIVES HIM A LOT VIBRANT TO GINJI, THAT’S WHY HE’S HAVING FULL OF ENERGY TELLING THOSE STORY TO YOU, HAHA!!”
Y/N’s face changed gloomy, her pair of (E/C) eyes turned dim and glanced at the untouched food. “Ah… I see! You guys are really enjoying today’s to the fullest without me, huh? Okay. next time I’m gonna asked Hijikata-san more work on weekend-”
“Whoa whoaa calm down your unicorn okay, Y/N? You know.... everyone keep asking where are you when I’m with Ginji but not when I’m alone because they trust you more to take care and being the guardian angel of Ginji more than I do. Even though I'm the closest with them. And, it's feel incomplete having a weekend without my precious person.”
Y/N stunned after Gintoki’s pouring out his words, he scratched his back of the neck, a faint of red blush appeared on his cheek.
“...Oh. Erm… okay. Let’s eat.”
“Before that.”
Ginji and Y/N’s eyes simultaneously looking straight at Gintoki with a curious face. “Hmmh?”
An arrow strike towards Gintoki when those two pairs of adorable precious person’s eyeing on him in the same time.
Man… To have a wonderful and gorgeous wife and also a cute and copy paste gene of me…. This is too much to be true. I’m soo whipped! Gintoki trying not to let his heart popped out from his body.
“What’s in your hand?”
Y/N’s facial face changes, like she just reminds of something. “Ahhhh you said that. I almost forgot to confess.”
“That you are an idiot for marrying another idiot?”
“I already recognized that a long time ago. Well, look at it yourself!” Y/N proudly shows the pregnancy test in front of Gintoki’s face. Ginji stood up and took a look too with a peculiar facial expression. Both of them two blink in unison.
“No, you’re joking-”
“I’m pregnant! Almost five weeks now! I just realized I'm late for my period cycle. You will have siblings, Ginji! Are you happy, you will have a new friend to play with you?” Y/N sneer back to his first son, a cheeky smile show all over her face.
Ginji’s eyebrow furrow tilted his head. “Siblings? What is that?”
“Someone who will be your brother or sister. And you will be a big brother. You once dreamed you want a little sibling and became a big brother, right?”
His both hand wavering on the air, bouncing on the chair. “Hmmh!! Yeayyy i will be a big brother! Daddy! Mommy said I will have silling!”
“Sibling, Ginji.” Gintoki let a soft smile beaming on his face, looking at his precious family on his own. Well, there’s always a rainbow after the storm. After three years they’re married and another lovely angel new family will be born soon and Ginji will not be alone anymore.
“Let’s eat now. The food is almost sulking with us now.”
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