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”Draw two!”
”What the...!”
“Reverse! My turn again!”
“Now wait a minute, that can’t be right. How can it be your turn again?”
“I switched directions back to me of course.”
“…”
” Plus four cards! I’m changing the color to blue!”
”You’re kidding me Danny!”
”I’m certainly not. Now pick up four cards you loser!” A wicked grin spread over the smaller man’s face.
”This game is ridiculous!” Steve grumbled and grudgingly picked up three cards to join his already overflowing hand.
”Ah ah ah, one more! Actually two more! Cheaters automatically gets one card-punishment.”
”What? I know you’re making things up this time Danno!”
”I would never! You’re only a sore loser.”
”Pffft it’s just a game for kids anyway. I would beat you in a second if we played football.”
“Duh, of course you would.” Danny waved his hand pointedly to his knee. “Skip, my turn again! A blue 9…”
“Oh, my turn, finally!” Steve browsed through his cards while frowning in concentration.
“Not yet it’s not! I just happen to have one red 9, UNO!!! Aaaannd one yellow. I won!”
“Aaaargh!”
Chin walked over to where his cousin gleefully spied on the two men more or less wrestling on the floor in Danny’s office, colorful cards flying everywhere. “I know you're hiding cards somewhere Danno! I will find them!” Steve’s shouting could easily be heard through the closed door quickly followed by an insulted squeak from Danny.
“What are they squabbling over this time?”
“Steve found one of Gracie’s forgotten card games and made Danny teach him how to play it. He’s lost seven times in a row now.” Kono giggled.
“We better stay out of their way then.” Chin commented while Steve retorted to fling all cards he could get his hands on merrily out from the window while a shouting Danny turned dangerously red.
“I think you’re right cuz. Coffee?”
A quick retreat to the staff-kitchen turned out to be a wise decision.
“…And you will pick up every card or so help me God Steven!...”
A passing sight of Danny pulling a pouting Steve with a fist holding on to the taller man’s t-shirt was all Kono needed to break out in laughter.