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The Adventures of Bollgg
A beautiful princess
Chapter one- The fair princess Bollgg
It was a warm morning in spring somewhere in Middleearth. The bird´s lovely songs were harmonizing perfectly with the gentle rustling of the trees. Somewhere in the distance one could hear the calm sound of a lazily flowing river, when princess Bollgg awoke from her beauty sleep.
„ BRUUUUOOOECH BOLLGG move your nasty ass at the table, breakfast´s ready.“ Those mellifluous words came from Bollggs father Azog. His best friends called him Boss, but throughout Middleearth he was better known as The Defiler. Princess Bollgg loved his father, although he could be a little difficult from time to time. While he put his metal dress over his muscular shoulders Bolggg woundered how it would be if he would be a real princess. His appearance was as far away from delicate and dapper as the Lonely Mountain from Bag End. Bollllgggg simply was the heir of Azog the defiler, probably the cruelest Org that Middle-earth had to face for a long time.
So our princess didn´t have delicate, elegant hands for playing the harp, but huge paws, which allowed her to break a bear´s neck with a single move. Instead of a slender body that trembled at the slightest touch like reeds in a gust, Bolllgg was as massively built as a mountain. His face, at last, was not exactly what made the heart of every prince pump with high excitement. In a way it did... but rather out of fear then out of love at first sight. In short, he was a monster. Exactly what Hobbit parents threatened their children with when they had secretly been eating a fifth Breakfast again, which was actually meant to be for supper: "If you're not careful the evil Bolllgg will come, and then he eats you in one bite before you can even say dessert!" However the tales about men and elven princesses always were wondrously epic stories with a happy ending or at least an enormous battle.
Someday, Bollgg dreamed, people would tell his story ... and that would perhaps be the best one ever, because Hobbit stories and tales about heroes and princesses everyone knew and were getting a bit boring.