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Everyone knows the great rivalry between the two Former Quidditch stars Technoblade and Dream until the two retired and went on with their lives.
A few students of Hogwarts knows it but they don't believe it can be as bad as their Potion Professor's hatred on the DADA professor.
"Quackity!! I told you stop releasing dangerous things in the school ground!"
"It was part of the class!"
"Then you should have been responsible and made proper preparation!"
"But you already solved it."
"Like i do everytime!!"
The students who pretty much used to the two arguing in the middle of the hall just continue with what they're doing, ignoring the loud sound followed by a shriek.
"I'm telling Phil!"
"You idiot."
Students in every house knows the special rule. If Technoblade and Quackity is together in the vicinity walk the other way or you'll get hit with a random hex courtesy of the DADA professor who should be the first one not to throw hexes to anyone.
They started following it when the victim's number went up to 2 digits.
The two professor usually get an earful from the Headmaster or the nurse whoever caught the two of them.
"I like Professor Techno, he might be intimidating but he teaches real good, his classes is easy to understand"
"You're just saying that because you're a Raven."
"I am not, who do you like then? Probably Professor Quackity, typical Griffindor."
"Professor Quackity isn't even a Griffindor."
"He doesn't act like a Slytherin though."
"Who?" The two students almost jumped in their seat when they saw Quackity's face too close for comfort.
"Uhhh...."
"I do not act like a Slytherin? I did my fair share of annoying everyone when i was still a student."
"But that's a Griffindor thing?"
"What do you mean? Dream is a Slytherin and did you know what he done, he released the Griffins just so he can make a grand proposal to his husband, is that Slytherin thing? If he was thinking like a Slytherin he wouldn't get caught or just blackmail Keralis on releasing it."
"I told you Professor Techno is still the best."
"Techno? If only you knew how perv—"
"—what are you telling the children, Quackity?" The three turn around to see an angry potion professor. The two students back off while their fearless DADA professor just nervously laugh in the sideline.
"Nothing.."
"You have a visitor."
"RANBOO?"
"Ranboo." The two students didn't even know when Quackity disappear leaving them with the scary professor, who would probably scold them for loitering around.
"You two should return to your houses, after you finish your work."
"Yes professor."
Everyone knows that the only thing that can make the infamous Potion vs DADA fight stop is when someone says 'Ranboo' usually another professor, most likely Professor Niki.
No one knows what a 'Ranboo' is but the two usually gets happy after returning to their room.
Some says it's a pet, some says it's like a code word.
No one knows.
During Summer and Winter Holidays, the two professor usually wasn't around the school, so it's the quietest time of the year, no explosions and fighting. If you asked some senior students they will tell you it's the most boring time of the year.
Some students who went home to their family during holidays had a fair trades of encountering one of the two infamous professor.
They're usually with a kid so they guessed they might be married but no one tries to attach the string held infront of them.
September arrives quickly every year, new students arriving at the train station, some are scared, some are excited.
You can hear whispering of the children, excited chattering, invitation and introduction.
This year they allowed first year students to have at least one family member with them during the sorting.
It was a fun idea especially to the alumni and the students who were nervous.
"I heard Dream will be there."
"Does that mean his child is a first year?"
"Probably, or he'll be a professor."
"I heard the Minister of magic's youngest son is also a first year "
"A lot of Big names in one year."
When the sorting started, everyone was excited.
Tommy Watson who probably just shared the same last name as their Potion Professor and doesn't have actual relationship to the man was put in the Griffindor, him being loud and annoying really didn't help his case.
Tubbo Wastaken the child of the infamous former Quidditch star, Dream was sorted in Slytherin, the same house his father is in. It was a surprise seeing the child look so innocent and be put in a den of snakes.
The last one was Ranboo Watson, another Watson, tall weird kid who was wearing mask and sunglasses inside.
"I'm telling you, he's a Ravenclaw."
"No, I'm not having another Raven in our house!"
"Better than being a snake!"
"What's wrong with being a snake?!"
"Dad, Papa, I'm a Hufflepuff?" The child shouted from across the room, Techno smiled while Quackity next to him waved at him before turning angrily at Techno.
"A BADGER?"
"Better than being a Griffindor, we already have Tommy we don't need another one."
"True."
"Yoooooooo Techno! Big Q! You're still together?"
"Yo green bastard, thought my brother divorced you?"
"That hurts Q, you know George can't resist my charm"
"The same charm that almost got you killed by your husband."
"It was a harmless prank."
"Leaving Tubbo in the beach?"
"Okay, fine."
While the family of three plus Dream was busy reminiscing, the whole school was having an existential crisis. Their Potion Professor and DADA professor are married?? They have a kid????? What kind of sick prank is this???? Is it April's fools day? No it's September???? What's happening????
Everyone was dying of curiosity, no one told them such big news will dropped at their feet. Some even started pulling their charts and started solving the conspiracy happening before them.
Some believe it's a prank, a good prank, maybe took them years to plan. Some thought they might have some chemistry. Some was just drained.
Niki and the other professor who knew was laughing their ass off at their table, staring at the dumbfounded looks of their students.
Who would have thought that the "Most unlikely to be together as a couple in seven lifetimes professors" was actually married and have a large kid???? No one.
"Why are you two married?"
"Excuse me?"
"We just don't know how? How did you make Professor Techno fall for you?"
"My amazingly beautiful charm??? Have you seen me? I am irresistible? And why are we talking about my irresistible charm in the middle of class?"
"It's just so hard to believe, you know Strict Techno with happy-go-lucky Quackity? If i graduated before knowing it and someone told me you two are married i will laugh at their face"
"Okay. Rude."
"You see, Papa, if i was your student, i would also not believe you and Dad are married, just saying."
"You're saying that too? Why? Also call me Professor at school."
"But we're in the private of you and Dad's room."
"You're still not over this?"
"Did you know how many students interrupted my class just to ask how i got you to marry me?"
"Did you say your irresistible charm?"
"Yes, like 20 times"
"No wonder they don't believe you."
"Okay. Rude. We all know it's my irresistible charm."
"Whatever helps you sleep at night, sweetheart."
"Yeah, yeah, you're sleeping in the couch."
"How did you two met? Like when did you fell for Professor Techno?"
"So no class related questions?"
"We already know most of it anyway, we want to know more about you and professor Techno."
"Okay, Fine. Third year. I released a bunch of rats in the Griffindor common room and he saw me, he scolded me and i thought he was cute with his stuck up monotone ass, had the opportunity to asked him out on my fifth year after i lost to Dream on a bet."
"Did he accept after one confession?"
"He did, told you it's my irresistible charm."
"Unlikely. "
"Hey!"
"It might not be your so called irresistible charm but maybe you being annoyingly cute helps gets his attention that's how my annoying Griffindor boyfriend got my attention."
"Fine, if you don't want to believe me."
"You all should stop asking Quackity, how he got me to marry him."
"But why?"
"I'll probably get kicked out of our room soon, I've been sleeping in the couch for a week, help my case here."
"But is it his irresistible charm though?"
"No, it's because he's annoyingly cute."
"Told you." One of the students said to the glaring Quackity at the door.
"You're still sleeping in the couch, Techno."
"But why?!!"