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1. i just wanna by A_Hundred_Jewels

   Fandoms: Sesame Street (US TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

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   • Complete Work

   14 Oct 2021

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   • Elmo (Sesame Street)/Draco Malfoy
   • Elmo (Sesame Street)
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Smut
   • Highly Concerning Smut
   • Puppet Fucking
   • In Case It's Not Painfully Obvious Already
   • I am Very Inexperienced At Writing Smut
   • I am Also Very Ace
   • Crack
   • crackfic
   • Written as a joke
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • i hope to the high heavens that my family never sees this
   • may be some questionable consent things
   • like i said
   • im super inexperienced at writing smut
   • and don't really know what im doing
   • so go in with caution
   • They/Them Pronouns For Elmo
   • He/Him Pronouns For Draco Malfoy
   • Immortal Elmo
   • probably
   • Elmo Has Snake Anatomy
   • Long Elmo
   • (that is refering to his bODY by the way - he get's long furbied)
   • Draco Has Shark Anatomy
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

   Summary

   On what appears to be a regular evening, Draco is visited by an attractive (and also probably immortal) red puppet.

   (Please read the tags).

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