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Years ago before Troy and Tyreen became God King/Queen, even before they landed on Pandora. They spent some time on earth, a placed filled to the brim with powers. Not powerful as the sirens of course but still powers nonetheless. They stopped there because it was a planet not recorded, nothing should be there and yet it was here. They sent a Fast Travel there and kept it there, never telling anyone else. The Fast Travel landed in a forest, they hid it so nothing can find or use it unless they already knew.
They explored forest, they found everything wonderful because not one thing was deathly dangerous, they found it peaceful. They went into the city, finding even more wonderful things, not one person looked alike and all had wonderful abilities. They had the common sense to not say anything about Phaseleech or Sirens. As they continued, they found a boy in a park, beaten and bruised. They walked to the poor boy, they checked what kind of injures he had and put him under some first aid, it was a eight or nine years old child, they aren’t monsters. They waited for the boy to wake up.
When he did, he saw the two and was a bit scared. “What the!?” He jumped backwards, hurting his leg. “Ouch!”
Troy did something first, he grabbed the kid by the shoulder and said. “Hey bud, calm down… we just fixed ya right back up. Can you tell us what happened?”
Troy could feel the boy tremble. “H-how are you two?” Said in good English accent.
Tyreen introduce them. “I’m Tyreen Calypso and this is my brother slash leech Troy.” Troy hits her lightly with his metal arm.
“Haha Ty, veeeery funny.” He looked towards the boy. “Who’re you kid?”
The boy pondered for a bit. “I-Izuku Midoriya, that’s my name.”
Tyreen just went aww’ed at that, she pinched his cheeks. “Why’re you so adorable, I could just eat you up.”
Before Tyreen could continue, Troy fell down. “Dammit, Ty I need some help here.” He pointed his left arm.
Tyreen grabbed it her left arm and their tattoos glowed for a bit, summon Nerd Izuku. “Excuse me, Tyreen and Troy but what’re your Quirks?”
They stop, frozen solid, Troy said it first. “What’s a Quirk?”
Izuku seemed tilted his head because everyone should know about Quirks. That thought didn’t last long because he went into a ramble about what Quirks are and how they appeared then he talked about Heroes. The twins hanged onto every word, like a child being told they now owned a candy store, or Mordecai with a beer bottle and Talon. Izuku brought out a book and started to theorise on Heroes, they twins offered theories of their own, some good some bad.
This went on for thirty minutes, he finally remembered about what he saw and asked about their Quirks, they looked at each other and nodded. “What we are about to tell you, you can’t tell anyone.” Tyreen said, Izuku nodded.
Troy and Tyreen began to talk about the worlds in the stars, about Pandora and how it’s basically the centre for all things badass. They talked about the Vaults, how they hold incredible power and how one summoned Eridium. They explained Vault Hunters, how profitable it is, how they get to kill awesome creatures and get sweet loot. Finally they mention the Sirens, about how nearly nothing is known except that only females could be Sirens, only seven could exist and that each one has a special power that trumps Quirks. This was amazing for Izuku.
But he had a question. “Um Troy, how do you have Siren abilities?”
Troy was going to say something, paused, thought about it and said. “It’s because Tyreen and I were conjoined twins, it was honestly an accident that this even happened. But since females could only be Sirens, I’m basically dying unless I absorb a bit of Ty.”
As Troy explained, Izuku had a answer. “Have you tried absorbing animals?”
The twins paused then Tyreen laughed while Troy mutters about Izuku is a godsend. Troy grabs a fly and used Psycholeech, it worked turning the fly into stone, but gave Troy a weird side effect. One that he brought up immediately. “Why can I taste my shoes?” Tyreen laughed harder.
Izuku thought of something, he looked around and spotted a fly. He told Troy to go and use his power on that, Troy trusting Izuku did so. He activated it, turning the bird into stone, another side effect appeared. Troy felt something change on his abdomen, when Troy grabbed it… he felt feathers. “The fuck?” He muttered.
Izuku started to touch the feathery abdomen. “I was correct.”
“About what?” Asked Tyreen finally calming down.
He looked Troy dead in the eyes. “Troy, you have the power to absorb living creatures and gain some of their powers, maybe more of them if you absorb more than one creature and maybe it doesn’t end at you.”
Troy felt threatened by Izuku’s soul piercing eyes. “Wait, if you’re right.” He stopped.
Tyreen continued. “Does that mean?” Tyreen grabbed Troys arm and activated her power for a second. She felt something grow while he felt something disappear. She now had stomach feathers. “Holy skag-shit, I’m a fucking bird now, caw caw bitches!” She proceeded to flap her arms around saying caw caw bitch three more times.
Izuku and Troy are loving this, Troy took a photo in case she needed humbling… it’ll never work. We’re pretty sure that Izuku is seconds away from laughing to death. When they were done messing around, they asked for Izuku’s ECHOnet account, of course he was confused. “What’s an ECHOnet?”
“We should’ve expected.” Troy just awkwardly nodded his head while he said that.
“I’ll explain this one, okay Izuku, ECHOnet is basically everything. Going from weapon holder to social media, there’s also a device that uses the ECHOnet where you sort things out.” Tyreen is patting Izuku’s head.
Izuku just broke for a second, after that was done he said. “So it’s like a phone.” He then explained the similarities between the two, he was a bit glad that normal phones didn’t have weapons inside them.
Troy was intrigued by how far back the tech is, Tyreen wondered about the social media aspects. “I think we have a spare ECHO, do you want it lil bud?” Troy has given a nickname.
“Is Tyreen a bird?” The twins smiled, Troy grabbed Izuku and put him on his robotic shoulder then they ran to the forest. “Hold on isn’t this a kidnapping.” They were in the forest when Izuku asked this.
Tyreen having the wisdom of a God Queen. “Not if we bring you back.”
“Am I a hostage then?
Troy having the intelligence of a God King. “Depends, how much money would we get?”
Izuku looked down. “Not a lot.”
“There’s some trauma in the response huh.” Tyreen just nodded.
“Don’t worry Izuku, we’ll use the power of bullets to help you.” Tyreen had fire in her eyes.
Izuku only met these people today and he can tell that they’re serious. “Please don’t kill anyone.”
Tyreen groaned. “Fiiinnnee.”
Troy just laughed and said. “Simp.” Tyreen in response took Izuku off of Troy and then decked him in the face.
“You were saying?” Troy quickly got back up.
He got up close. “Simp.” And quickly ran away, damn is he fast.
“Get back here!” She is piggybacking Izuku.
Izuku who spent most of his time on the internet whispers in Tyreen’s ear. “Simp.”
She threw Izuku at Troy in response, he catches Izuku but nearly tripped. Tyreen took the slip up as an opportunity to beat the shit out of Troy, she jumped at him and kneed him in the groin. Troy punches her in abdomen with the metal arm, and kicks her in the face. Izuku landed safely in a nearby bush, so did Troy’s camera, guess who lost a camera that day and who got blackmail material. After a minute the two got back up, bloodied and bruised. Troy absorbed a bit of Tyreen to stay alive and not gain weird ass power, they picked up Izuku and continued to the Fast Travel. When they got there, Troy volunteered for to get the extra ECHO and before Tyreen could say anything he left, giving Izuku a wonderful view of advance tech.
While Tyreen and Izuku waited for Troy, they started a conversation. “Hey Izuku, you never told us your Quirk.”
Izuku seemed to have stopped, he wasn’t moving or speaking for 30 seconds until. “I… I’m… I’m Quirkless, I don’t have any powers.”
Tyreen paused, connected dots and went into simp mode, trademarked by Troy. She just crouched and hugged Izuku while petting his hair. “Sweet summer baby boy, I’m gonna beat the shit out of everyone who hurt you.”
Izuku is turning cherry. “I… um… ple… please don’t hurt anyone for me.”
“Okay, but I’m allowed to hug you at anytime.” Tyreen knew about a loophole but desired hugs from Izuku.
“Fine… but you can’t kidnap me.” Tyreen said dammit.
Finally Troy came back, to see Izuku being trapped in a hug. “Oh my god, Ty this is a child.”
Tyreen went red. “IT’S NOT LIKE THAT!” She backed away from Izuku.
Troy just laughed and handed Izuku the spare ECHO. “Here you go, now for you to activate it, all you need to do is press this button and it’ll scan you.” He pointed at a button.
Izuku pressed it and it scanned him, changed his DNA into a digital code. He is now immortal… unless he’s in a cutscene, Troy nearly forgot something. “Before I forget again in case of death, you’ll be revived by this nifty machine.” He knocked on the Fast Travel lightly.
“How does that work?” Izuku head tilted.
“I dunno, what do I look like, a designer.”
“You look like a leech.” Izuku said this.
Tyreen chuckled, Troy just facepalmed. “I walked straight into that.”
“Wait, what’s the time?” Izuku checked his ECHO. “Fuck it’s 6 PM, sorry about this but I gotta go home.” He ran home, luckily he remembered the path and the forest is close to his home, the twins were shock by him swearing.
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As Izuku ran, he noticed that he didn’t feel tired, they did say that the ECHO enhances the body. When he finally got to his apartment building, he pondered on if he should mention the ECHO and Siren stuff to his mother, he decided no. When he walking up the stairs, he got a message.
Troy - Wow, you just left us
Tyreen - I feel so betrayed, heartbroken
Izuku - I’m sorry but dinner
Troy - Must be good food then
Tyreen - If food’s the reason then I’ll accept your apology
Troy - Fucking glutton
Tyreen - You whore, you’re a bigger glutton than me!
Troy - Me a whore, never in million years
Tyreen - Oh yeah, what about that planet with all those catgirls
Izuku - Wait, those exist
Troy - You promised to never bring that up again! And Izuku you won’t say shit or else
Izuku - Or else what?
Tyreen - Don’t worry, you ain’t no snitch
Troy - He knows the rules and so do I
Tyreen - Fuck you and your memes
Izuku - Sorry guys, I’m home and gotta go
Tyreen - I’ll miss ya
Troy - Me too but out of friendship and not simping
Tyreen - I FUCKING SWEAR TROY!
Troy - SHIT HELNDHSJWNENDJEH
Izuku turned off the ECHO since Troy is dead and he went through his door then was asked. “Hey Izuku, where have you been?” Inko was sitting at the table.
Izuku had the most unbelievable excuse for someone like him. “I was hanging out with friends.” Yet it was true.
Inko was a bit shocked, Izuku didn’t really hang out with his friends these days. “It’s nice that you and Katsuki are spending time together.”
“No different and new friends.”
Inko was a bit overjoyed since she knew it would be hard for someone like him to make new friends. “Really then you have to invite them over.”
Izuku knew he shouldn’t. “But… er… um… they aren’t people people.” It was a horrible excuse.
But it convinced Inko. “Very well then, here eat your katsudon before it gets cold.” She handed him a bowl.
“YES KATSUDON!”