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Lady: *gets attacked by assassins*"Ohh no. WHO COULD SAVE ME AT THIS TREACHEROUS HOUR?"
Butler: "Don’t worry milady! I will save you with my brussels sprouts attack!"
*bad guy gets beaten and Lady throws herself into the butlers arms*
Lady: "I AM SAVED BY MY DARLING KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR!"
Narrator: And so, they got married and had a baby.....named Kieran White."
Kieran jolts out of bed from a frustrating nightmare. He is confused but when he walks out of his room, he sees Lady and Butler in his apartment having breakfast. Kieran walks back to his room and commits PH.