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sunny protection squad
7:47 am

Sunny: I prevented a murder today

Basil: how’d you do that? :o

Sunny: Self control

Basil: what o_o

Aubrey: TELL ME EVERYTHING I’LL BREAK THEIR KNEES

Hero: Can’t we ever start with good morning?

Aubrey (replying to Hero): NO

Sunny: I was walking to my classroom
Sunny: And a guy grabbed the strap for my eyepatch and snapped it really hard against my head as he walked past
Sunny: All i saw was red

Aubrey: DROP HIS ADDRESS
Aubrey: I’LL MESS HIM UP DONT YOU WORRY ABOUT A THING

Basil: aubrey isnt that a little much?

Aubrey: IT ISNT ENOUGH

Hero: No, I agree with Basil. That seems out of proportion

Kel: i thnik tpng his hoseu woulsd be mroe apprpriaet

Aubrey: okay yeah maybe
Aubrey: maybe i’ll even let you tag along w my gang 😈

Kel: HYE IT WS MY IDAE

Aubrey: YOU MADE THE MISTAKE OF SAYING IT
Aubrey (replying to Sunny): DROP THE GUY’S ADDRESS WE’RE GONNA TP IT

Sunny: Dont know it
Sunny: I dont even know who he is

Aubrey: WELL GET ON IT

Sunny: Ive got a better plan

Hero: How about we just don’t take any sort of revenge on this guy? Please?

Basil (replying to Hero): i dont think we can sway them ^^’

Kel: bteter than tpig? 

Sunny: Infinitely
Sunny: :)

Hero: Uh oh

Aubrey: YOU CANT JUST LEAVE US HANGING SUNNY TELL US

11:39 am

Sunny: I did it :)

Kel: whta difd u do?

Sunny: I watched him unlock his phone a few times to get his password
Sunny: Using that information i then stole his phone and opened it, deleted all his apps, set his lock screen to a fake lock-out screenshot and his home screen to the bee movie script, and changed the names of all his contacts to various types of cheese based on vibes alone

Basi: uh. isnt that a little? much?

Sunny: He tried to break my eyepatch
Sunny: Id say its equal

Aubrey: that
Aubrey: IS BORING

Sunny: I considered downloading hundreds of viruses to brick his phone but that would’ve been cruel

Kel: my idsa was stiil betfer

Aubrey: if he bothers you again tell us immediately
Aubrey: i won’t hesitate to grab my mom’s car and drive over there

Sunny: I can handle myself

Auberey: yeah but everyone needs a little backup now and then 😈

Kel: wr!ve gttot u

Sunny: Thanks

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sunny protection squad
3:26 pm

Sunny: Freedom is a rope and god wants you to hang yourself with it

Hero: What

Sunny: I spilled my soda all over my math homework

Hero: WHAT

Sunny: Im beyond devastated
Sunny: It was a strawberry soda

Basil: aw im sorry that happened :(

Hero: Why was that your response??????

Sunny: Because life is a joke and i am the punchline

Aubrey: no offense but what the absolute FUCk sunny???

Kel: hey be nicd hrs bddn thru soem stuff

Basil: kel do you type with your eyes closed or something?

Kel: LMAOOO HAHA KINDQ
Kel: i never pook at my phonr when i tipe

Hero: We can tell

Aubrey: ARE WE JUST GONNA GLOSS OVER WHAT SUNNY SAID?

Sunny: Yes we absolutely are

Aubrey: NOT SO FAST KNIFE BOY

Sunny has left the group chat.

Aubrey: FUCK

Aubrey > Sunny
3:45 pm

Aubrey: HELLO? EARTH TO SUNNY?

Sunny: What do you want

Aubrey: NO OFFENSE BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

Sunny: What if that offends me?

Aubrey: ANSWR THE DAMN QUESTION

Sunny: Many things
Sunny: Many, many things

Sunny sent an image.

[ ID: A loaf of bread on skateboard wheels. End ID. ]

Aubrey: THAT ANSWERS NOTHING

Sunny: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sunny: Also can you please add me back to the groupchat i have something to tell everyone

sunny protection squad
3:50 pm

Sunny has been added to the group chat.

Sunny: Something even worse has transpired

Aubrey: SUNNY
Aubrey: IF THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE IM GOING TO KILL YOU

Sunny: I dont have any more strawberry soda that was my last can

Basil: NOOOOOOO oh sunny im so sorry :ccc

Sunny: :(
Sunny: How will i go on like this

Hero: I’m sure there’s more at the convenience store!

Sunny: I spent all my allowance this month on bagels :(

Hero: What
Hero: Why bagels

Kel: HAHSHHX BAGELS GETG IT???

Hero: No???

Aubrey: nobody tell him

Kel: i ebtg baisl can cehr u uio sutnyh ;)))))

Sunny: I Will Eviscerate You.

Kel: LMAOOOOOKKOK

Sunny: Your Days Are Numbered, Kelsey Rivas.

Hero: What am I missing?

Basil: yeah im rlly confused too o_0

Sunny: I buy a bagel for breakfast every morning on my way to school, kel
Sunny: Get your head out of the gutter

Hero: But? How? Does that take up? All of your allowance?

Sunny: Bagels are expensive
Sunny: Plus little things like the sodas add up
Sunny: I budget my allowance pretty exactly

Aubrey: are u sure that’s all sunny? :)

Sunny: Do you want me to stab you again?

Aubrey: LIGHTNING NEVER STRIKES TWICE FUCKER 🌩️

Sunny: And a wasp never forgets

Basil: what is going on ?? 

Sunny > Aubrey & Kel
4:12 pm

Sunny: Shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up

Kel: LMOAOAOOAKO

Aubrey: HAHAA
Aubrey: IS SOMEBODY FLUSTERED? 🥴

Sunny: I TOLD YOU BOTH THAT IN CONFIDENCE.

Kel: whag is fconfiecen??

Aubrey: yeah 😈 but i maintain the right to make fun of u

Sunny: IN THE GROUP CHAT? WHERE HE CAN SEE?

Aubrey: ITS FUNNY

Sunny: NO ITS NOT.
Sunny: I should really know better than to trust you

Kel: lol yhea u should

Aubrey: HEY I CAN KEEP SECRETS

Sunny: No you cannot
Sunny: See: what happened in the group chat just now

Aubrey: 😒

sunny protection squad
4:25 pm

Basil: hello??

Sunny: Its nothing

Hero: Ok? Can I ask what that was about

Sunny: No

Hero: ??? Ok but I’m really lost here

Basil: -_-

Sunny > Aubrey & Kel
4:27 pm

Sunny: Speak of this and i will not hesitate to take the bus back to faraway purely to stomp both of your knees backwards

Aubrey: jesus fucking christ ok 💀

sunny protection squad
4:28 pm

Aubrey: nothing to worry about!! just an inside joke between me kel n sunny :)

Kel: yepp!`!!

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Sunny > Aubrey & Kel
10:38 pm

Sunny: SOS

Aubrey: WHAT WHAT’S WRONG

Sunny: Basil asked me to my own school’s dance send help

Aubrey: …

Kel: LMAO HOW’D EH DO THAT

Sunny sent an image.
[ ID: A screenshot of texts between Sunny and Basil. They read as follows:

Sunny: I dont really wanna go cuz i havent made any friends here yet
Sunny: I guess they see the eyepatch and decide they dont wanna be involved or anything
Sunny: Plus im hard to talk to

Basil: aw sunny :c dont think like that
Basil: they’re all missing out

Sunny: So i’ll probably skip the dance

Basil: oh! what if i went w u? :o
Basil: you could talk to me!

End ID. ]

Aubrey: u have literally kissed this man why are you so nervous about this?

Sunny: HE BRUSHED IT OFF AS A JUST FRIENDS THING
Sunny: HE IS OBLIVIOUS TO HOW HE EMOTIONALLY RUINS ME

Kel: r u sure u dont want us to takl to him bro?m

Sunny: I could straight up tell him i was in romantic love with him and then make out with him and i don’t think it’d get through his head

Aubrey: idk what to tell u anymore dude

Sunny sent an image.
[ ID: A screenshot of texts between Sunny and Basil. They read as follows:

Sunny: I dont like dances they’re very loud

Basil: well why dont we just hit the city? im sure there’s cool stuff to explore!
Basil: plus we can get our own dinner and u can show me that soda u rlly like

Sunny: This sounds a lot like a date

Basil: yeah! a friend date :D

End ID. ]

Sunny: He’s hopeless

Aubrey: leave it to sunny to be a morosexual 🙄

Sunny: You used to have a crush on kel

Aubrey: touche, you win this one suzuki

Kel: HYE WAITG ADC SEOCND
Kel: THIDX IS ENWS TO EMD WAT

Sunny: Plus idk it’s kinda cute how flustered he gets in person when i flirt with him
Sunny: Like he’s not expecting it despite everything about our relationship

Kel: BADSX THE FDUVCIK UOP

Sunny: Do you think he’ll ever catch on

Aubrey: nah
Aubrey: he has flowers where he should have braincells

Kel: WHAT T AH ABT AUBREY AHVING A CRUHS ON ME??????
Kel: HELOOO??

Aubrey: keep us updated on the date tho!!!
Aubrey: let us know if anything happens yknow 😈😏

Sunny: You are absolutely disgusting
Sunny: Nothing will “happen”, the most that might happen is we’ll sleep in the same bed

Kel: WABESJHFDN????!?!?!?!??!

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sunny protection squad
7:33 pm

Kel: badne ws bris
Kel: appatenys rhe ‘bad vibes” ive been expeuenceunf are severe psychological disteaz

Sunny: Welcome to the club

Basil: do u want a picture of a stray cat i found in my garden?

Sunny: Wait i want the stray cat picture dm it to me

Kel: OTGERMQRT RAN OU OF ORANGE JOE

Hero: Seriously?

Basil (replying to sunny): here’s the cat :))

[ ID: A cat in a long planting pot with its eyes partially closed. End ID. ]

Sunny (replying to Basil): Thank you

Aubrey: kel i think you need to consider the fact that u may have an addiction
Aubrey: this is the sign
Aubrey: you need an intervention

Kel: O I DONT I NEED ORANGEJOE
Kel: WHAT WOLL I DRINK NOW

Aubrey: idfk?? WATER????

Sunny: A normal orange soda?

Basil: tea?

Hero: Literally anything else?

Kel: i odnt like u guys 

Sunny: I can send you a picture of the strawberry soda i really like
Sunny: Idk if othermart carries it though

Kel: thabks sumny 😪
Kel: at leade SOMEBODY around here cares

Aubrey: I CARE AND IM GOING TO SEIZE YOUR WALLET IF IT MEANS U STOP BUYING ORANGE JOE
Aubrey: IT IS THE MOST VILE DIRNK ON PLANET EARTH

Kel: UR PALLETTE IS JUST TOO UNDERDEVELOPED TO UNDRRATAND ITS COMPLEX CLAVORS

Aubrey: IT IS ORANGE FLAVORED, CARBONATED COFFEE AND ITS AWFUL 🤢🤢

Basil: cant u guys just agree to disagree for once?

Kel: NO

Aubrey: NO

Sunny: I drank straight up pickle juice the other day

Hero: I am this close to leaving this groupchat

Kel (replying to Hero): i’d just add u back 🤣 no getting out of hete

Basil: isnt ur stomach really sensitive tho sunny? 0.0

Sunny: It is. I threw up like ten minutes later

Basil: ?????? then why?????

Sunny: I wanted to know what it tasted like
Sunny: It’s very vinegar-y

Hero: Wouldn’t it just taste like pickles minus the pickle itself?

Sunny: That too i guess

Kel: EW

Aubrey: i mean i’ve done it too
Aubrey: for truth or dare

Kel: not to be boased against pciles or wnything hut thats absolurely disgustinf
Kel: wait basil i have a q for u

Basil: o-0 ok?

Kel: have u rver likr
Kel: eaten one of ur flowers?

Basil: no?

Kel: not even on accident?

Basil: NO?

Kel: WHAT HOW

Basil: i just? dont eat? the flowers?

Kel: BUT SOME OF THEM LOOK SO EDIOE
Kel: FUYS PLEASE BLACK KE UP SOME OF THEM SMELLE LEIKT HEYD DTASTE RLLY GODO

Basil: oh!! u can make rose petal tea tho!! does that count?

Hero: True! I’ve always wanted to try that

Kel: BUT THATS NOT EAGING THE FOOWE
Kel: I WANBA CJOMP OF THE FLOWRE

Sunny: What’s stopping you?

Kel: WAIT SUNNY U’RE RUGHT
Kel: BASIL WUAT FLOWRS ARENT POISONOUS

Basil: uh

Sunny: If you make rose tea can you send me the recipe
Sunny: There’s roses in my local park i dont wanna be left out of this

Basil: oh 4 sure!!!

Sunny: Thank u basil 🥰 

Aubrey: what’re we doing?

Hero: I think Basil’s going to make rose petal tea!

Kel: NO U WANNA TEAT HE WJO TOOWER

Basil: sure if u want to kel!
Basil: if u get sick dont blame me tho ^^’

Aubrey: SWEET WHEN WE GONNA DO THE TASTE TEST

Basil: does tomorrow work for everyone?

Aubrey: HELL YEAH

Hero: I can’t get back in town by then but be sure to tell me how it tastes!

Kel: I AM GOINF TO EAT THE FOLWR

Sunny: Go for it

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sunny protection squad
4:44 pm

Basil: u know what i’ve been thinking abt lately?

Sunny: You think?

Basil: hey >:(

Kel: just bcuz its turw sdesn mea u sohuld sya ti

Basil: HEY >:C

Hero: What’ve you been thinking about Basil?

Basil: i gave u all flowers but i never asked what flowers u guys thought urselves were!

Hero: Oh I don’t think I’ve ever thought about that! I think roses fit me pretty well haha

Aubrey: kel would be poison ivy 😈

Kel: nhaai tihk i’d be those little fellow tihngs that pop uiop evyerhwred in late sprig

Basil: buttercups? :o

Kel: YEHAHAHAA
Kel: thye’re sturdy lil thngs and theay alwayss cmo back

Basil: aw that’s cute!

Aubrey: idk what i’d be. my fave animal crossing flowers are cosmos if that counts for anything

Basil: that’s fine!! not everyone knows enough about flowers to pick one that represents them

Sunny: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Basil: oh?

Aubrey: fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Sunny: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Kel: edible

Basil: why do u want to eat flowers so badly kel? ^^’

Aubrey: AND WHY SUNNY????

Kel: WIAT  VUCK NO IM SORRYFYRFDC
Kel: THA T HAD H HBADK IMPLIATIONS HAHAHAHWE DJ DIDNT IF??

Hero: I think Kel’s the one who doesn’t think here

Aubrey: LOL YEAH

Kel: IMS ORRYFY SUNNYY

Sunny: It’s ok

Aubrey: gee i expected that comment from basil not u kel 🥵

Basil: excuse me?????
Basil: what does that mean?

Aubrey: basil u r so stupid lol

Sunny: But cute stupid

Basil: guys come on ^^’
Basil: isnt what kel said kinda weird haha

Sunny: 🥰

Basil: hahaaaa

Kel: GTE A  ROOM

Aubrey: GO TO DMS IDIOTS

Basil: what no what would we go to dms for????

Hero: Can we go back to Kel actually?
Hero: Between the way he types and what he just said, I think he’s lacking a brain which is seriously concerning!

Kel: HEY TAHTS RUIDE

Sunny: No he has a brain, it’s just the size of a pea
Sunny: It bounces around his skull like the empty dvd screen, and when it hits the corner he has a coherent thought

Kel: this si bullying 😠

Aubrey: it’s just the truth dude

Kel: DNOT UDSE MY OWN WORDSS AFIANST ME

Aubrey: okay mr “i want to eat flowers,” especially dandelions for some reason

Kel: I DIND T THINKM OK

Aubrey: SO YOU ADMIT THAT YOU DONT THINK?

Kel: NTA ALL T ESH TIME NO

Aubrey: HAHAHAHAHHAHAA

Kel: NAD I F I DEIDC WANNA EAT SUNN T SO WHAT
Kel: HES CTE

Sunny: Uh 😳

Kel: AAAAAAAAAA I KEPE JESSSING UP IM SORYR

Sunny: I didn’t know you swung that way kel

Kel: I HAEV EYES OK

Basil: no i agree with kel
Basil: not that im into sunny or anything but uh
Basil: haha he is kinda cute

Aubrey: no fully agreed
Aubrey: sunny accept the praise, u’re cute

Sunny sent an image.

Hero: I’m sorry why are we talking about Sunny’s attractiveness????

Aubrey: KEL STARTED IT

Kel: NO ID IDNT

Aubrey: YOU LITERALLY DID
Aubrey: YOU SAID AND I QUOTE
Aubrey (replying to Kel): AND IF I DID WANNA EAT SUNNY SO WHAT
Aubrey (replying to Kel): HE’S CUTE

Kel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kel has left the group chat.

Kel has been added to the group chat.

Aubrey: FACE UR FUCKING MISTAKES

Sunny: Hey uh let’s move on 

Basil: agreed o_O

Hero: So my roommate tried making lasagna from scratch
Hero: It took him all day
Hero: It was horrible

Sunny: I’ve always wanted to cook pasta using soda or something instead of water
Sunny: Hero as a cook what’s ur professional opinion on that?

Hero: Sounds disgusting!

Kel: DO TI

Aubrey: oh yeah u would be interested in what sunny’s eating wouldnt u 🥴🥴🥴

Kel: SOPT

Basil (replying to Sunny): start small! use flavored water or something

Sunny: No i’m going big or going home
Sunny: What soda should i use?

Hero: How about you don’t do this at all?

Basil: depends on what u’ll do w the pasta! like are u gonna eat it plain?

Sunny: Probably

Basil: then use ur strawberry soda! 

Sunny: But that’s a waste of soda
Sunny: I like that soda

Basil: well if it flavors the pasta, then it’ll taste like strawberry soda!

Aubrey: dude strawberry pasta sounds disgusting

Hero: This whole idea is awful
Hero: But use root beer or cream soda, I think the vanilla flavor would work well

Sunny: NOW WE’RE TALKING!
Sunny: I’ll be back in an hour or two with results

Hero: Don’t tell me you’re going to go buy the soda to do this

Sunny: How many cans will it take to fill a pot?

Hero: I’m not helping you any more

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sunny protection squad
1:54 am

Hero: How much caffeine is safe to drink before I keel over?
Hero: Asking for a friend

Kel: woha hero’s up psat midnihgt??
Kel: what’ss up bro?

Hero: I may or may not have had multiple five hour energies throughout today
Hero: And a redbull
Hero: And a bang
Hero: Uh.

Sunny: 400 mg, but it can vary from person to person
Sunny: 1k mg is the absolute cap before an average person starts feeling sick

Hero: Okay that explains a lot
Hero: Thank you Sunny

Sunny: Are you like
Sunny: Good?

Hero: No haha
Hero: School’s getting to me

Kel: oh yhheaaaah it’s midterms eason isnt it??

Sunny: And this is why we drop out!

Hero: I don’t normally suggest dropping out but god is it tempting
Hero: Pre-med sucks

Kel: bro i think u shuold go to sleepp

Hero: I have to finish this paper first

Sunny: I agree with kel, u should get some sleep
Sunny: Plus it’ll be incoherent since u’re hopped on too much caffeine and havent slept

Kel: btw sunny howd u kno those numbres so quick??

Sunny: Unimportant

Hero: I’m going to finish this paper or die trying

Sunny: Those are dangerous words to speak in front of me /j

Kel: SUNYNNY
Kel: NTO FNUYYN

Sunny: Well i thought it was pretty funny
Sunny (replying to Hero): When’s it due?

Hero: Two hours ago

Sunny: Seriously?
Sunny: It’s gonna be late anyway just go to sleep
Sunny: I don’t think your professor will care if it’s 3 hours late versus 12 hours late

Kel: yheah sunny has a pont!!!

Hero: When you put it like that
Hero: Goodnight!
Hero: You two better get some sleep, too. It’s a school night afterall

Kel: ok mr. drank too much caffine to sleep

Hero: Goodnight.

Sunny: Lol gn

5:23 am

Aubrey: ??? WHAT WAS HERO DOING UP SO LATE

Sunny: Backread, aubrey

Aubrey: OH
Aubrey: WAIT SUNNY
Aubrey: WHAT WERE YOU DOING UP?

Sunny: I’m an insomniac, aubrey. You know this

Aubrey: HAVE YOU NOT SLEPT AT ALL?

Sunny: Take a wild guess

Aubrey: I’M GOING TO KNOCK YOU OUT BY FORCE
Aubrey: TONIGHT. AT 10PM. WATCH UR FUCKING HEAD

Sunny: You dont even know where i live

Aubrey: NO BUT I CAN LEARN FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS 😈😈😈

Sunny: What?

Aubrey: A CERTAIN FLOWER BOY

Sunny: I’ll hide in the school library

Aubrey: YOU’RE NO FUN >:C

6:03 am

Basil: sunny :(

Sunny: Its fine

Basil: its not fine :( have u seen any1 abt it?

Sunny: No, doctors scare me

Basil: fair enough!!

Kel: dude just eta an aplpe before u go
Kel: they’ll keep em at bay 🦾

Basil: oooh i could send u a good tea recipe!!
Basil: i like to drink lavender tea before stressful stuff, helps me calm down ^^

Sunny: Thank you both for the very different advice

Kel: np bro

Sunny: What if i used the apple as a projectile?
Sunny: Actually i have a better plan

Aubrey: oh for the love of fuck

Sunny: I’m going to bring a stethoscope and take THEIR stats
Sunny: One-up

Aubrey: you need therapy

Sunny: So do all of us, your point?

Basil: that’s rude >:(

Sunny: It’s the truth and you all need to face it

Kel: im gonna take notes abuot my threrapist
Kel: reverse therapy

Aubrey: you ESPECIALLY need therapy

Kel: LMAOAOAOAOOOO

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Basil > Aubrey
2:03 am

Basil: help
Basil: i told sunny i loved him and he just laughed at me

Aubrey: LMAO

Basil: not you too :(

Aubrey: im sorry this is just fucking hilarious lmao
Aubrey: do u KNOW how long he’s been complaining to me and kel about how goddamn dense u are?

Basil: what o_o ?

Aubrey: SINCE HE LEFT FARAWAY
Aubrey: SINCE! HE! LEFT! FARAWAY!!
Aubrey: NO OFFENSE BUT U ARE SO FUCKING STUPID LOL

Basil: oh
Basil: OH
Basil: OH GOD I AM STUPID

Aubrey: HAHAHAHAHAHAA

Basil: SO LIKE
Basil: THAT TIME HE KISSD ME?
Basil: WASNT JUST A FRIEND THING?

Aubrey: IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD IS KISSING SOMEONE A FRIEND THING???

Basil: IDK GIRLS DO IT SOMETIMES

Aubrey: OH MY GOD

Basil: why didnt either of you tell me?!?!?

Aubrey: sunny wouldn’t let us
Aubrey: besides i dont think u would’ve gotten it anyway

Basil: hey >:C im stupid but im not that stupid

Aubrey: u sure about that?

Basil: HEY >:C

Aubrey: fine fine
Aubrey: anyway what happened after sunny laughed at u?

Basil: we kissed ^^’

Aubrey: was it just a friends thing?

Basil: i hate u

Aubrey: LMAO

Basil: but no we ended up cuddling and he’s currently asleep on my arm on the couch in his living room

Aubrey: aww
Aubrey: wait u’re still there? WHY ARE U TEXTING ME

Basil: i couldnt sleep without getting it off my chest!!
Basil: besides sunny’s a heavy sleeper

Aubrey: ur stupidity never ceases to amaze me basil

Sunny > Aubrey & Kel
12:40 pm

Sunny: Guess who officially has a boyfriend :)

Aubrey: WOOOOO

Kel: HELL YEHA BROTHER

Aubrey: are yall fr official? 🤩

Sunny: Yeah! It was the first thing i asked when we woke up

Kel: we?

Sunny: We cuddled

Kel: sikc!!!

Aubrey: anything else? 😈

Sunny: I mean we kissed but it was a normal kiss

Aubrey: u sure abt that? 😈😈😈

Sunny: Yes?

Aubrey: COMPLETELY sure?? 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

Sunny: Why do u wanna know what happened so badly?
Sunny: I dont ask for the intimate details of what goes on between you and kim

Aubrey: is this u admiting something happened?

Sunny: No?

Kel: DID U GRAB HIS ASS

Sunny: Kel what the fuck

Aubrey: at least i have the decency to beat around the bush 💀

Kel: WLELL DID U??

Sunny: No

Kel: danm u missed out bgi tim
Kel: he’s got that gardenr ass

Sunny: You aren’t wrong but why were you looking
Sunny: Also you are so much taller than him. You have to look down so far to look at his ass. Why were you looking

Kel: o damn
Kel: uh
Kel: i plead the fivth

Sunny: No, i implore you. Why were you looking at basil’s butt

Kel: NAYWAY HAHAHA
Kel: IV’D GOTTA GO PIKC OSMETHIGN UPF OFR MY MOM