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Published:
2021-10-26
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2021-10-26
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2/?
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Venom Lovebites

Summary:

Shitty drabble collection of the best crack-ship in the world wherein they are the best of pals.

(don't ask about other fics please I'm working on them)

Chapter 1: From Tip to Tail

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There once was a forest, crawling with spiders. It was bright and vibrant, painted with every color under the sky - here was where two very special creatures lived.
And their names, were Spider-cat and Spider-bun.
So once upon a time, in the forest crawling with spiders, where the sunset glows red, two friends meet.

A chorus of mewls came from a spot in the underbrush- the Spiderling is almost ready to wake. 
Not so far away a rabbit skitters through the bushes, trying to escape from the jaws of death.
It is lucky, then, that they come crashing into the messy burrow of this peculiar feline.

The bear that was chasing them has to stop and blink-
A cat? What could something like that possibly do?
More curious than afraid, it raises its great paw up for its kill.
But then, without warning or anticipation-

The "cat" rises from the ground with a thunderous crack, and on spindly legs leans over the bear:
Mew~


And that's why the rabbit lays down with the kitten every night to sleep.
The end.