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1. though I've closed my eyes (I know who you pretend I am) by Deadgirl_walking

   Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   31 Jan 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson
   • Romance
   • (kinda)
   • Smut
   • Wade Wilson's Inappropriate Humor
   • Deadpool being Deadpool
   • Mistaken Identity
   • Secret Identity
   • Adult Peter Parker
   • Peter is a bartender because why not
   • I don't have a specific Peter in mind but he's definitely an adult
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Anal Sex
   • Wade Wilson Breaking the Fourth Wall
   • Bottom Peter Parker
   • Top Wade Wilson
   • Oral Sex
   • Blow Jobs
   • Rough Oral Sex
   • Rough Sex

   Summary

   Peter Parker. College student by day, Spiderman by night. Also by night, bartender at the most upscale place he could find that tolerated his consistent tardiness and no-shows courtesy of said Spiderman activities. It wasn’t very upscale.
   Wade Wilson. Deadpool by day. Also Deadpool by night. Frequenter of the most upscale place he could find that tolerated him dripping blood all over the floor, and the occasional, well, dead pool. Originating and only member of the ‘new bartender with the cute face’ fan-club. He’d get round to recruiting eventually.

   The bartender au, secret identity story that no one asked for

   Language:

   English

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   5,888

   Chapters:

   4/?

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