Chapter Text
wattpad book cover: 
Rou was sitting at her desk, her notebook in front of her, pen in hand. She would occasionally bonk her head on the desk, or write a couple of words dramatically in the book, only to read them and realise she had written gibberish.
Well, as someone who has had many crushes, experienced being gay and thinking their crush is straight, I can conclude an obvious truth! Aoyama loves Midoriya but Midoriya crushes on girls, so therefore, Aoyama is too scared to say it aloud and leaves subtle hints, right? Nevermind, maybe I read too much into the lines. But, he definitely isn't straight, having hit on men in the past. Let's start from scratch.
So I could do what I usually do, but I've gotten lazy. I did that 3 times in a row for god's sake. And it's lying. So, rather than writing out fake love letters, I'm gonna make Midoriya fall in love with Aoyama without him even noticing.
Somehow.
She stayed up all night trying to think of a plausible plan, preferably one that didn't require a love potion. Though she knew they both liked each other in at least 1 form, whether that was romantic or platonic, she just couldn't think of a way to get them together. Now, she was starting to fall asleep. She checked the wall on her clock.
'Oh god, it's 3? Seriously? Am I weak or something? PerLEASE, it should take me about an HOUR to start to fall asleep. Well, I probably should go to bed, I guess. Means I'll have more plan making time tomorrow,' said Rou, though whispering.
When she fell asleep, rather than dreaming about her plan, she just had the regular dream. That a girl swept her off her feet and whisked her away to a fantasy world where they married and kissed and everything she expected a wife would be like. Of course, leaving out any fights.
She woke up at about 6 and immediately went to her desk to start planning. When finally, she thought of something. And she began to write.
I sat by him, and he sat by me…
‘No…’
My boyfriend’s golden-
‘No…’
We had very rough-
‘NO!’
Nevermind, she was writing fanfiction.
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‘But Aoyama!’ she said while walking to school, ‘It’s so obvious! Just tell your crush you love him!’
‘How… How did you know it was a boy?’ he asked.
‘Well, you clearly aren’t very straight, dear, and I’m not saying that because you’re feminine. I’ve seen you around him, you’re more open than you are around me!’
‘How do you know me and Midoriya aren’t just friends? Honestly, Cupid, you just can’t let 2 people be friends without shipping them. And I know, you are called Cupid for a reason, but that doesn’t excuse your relentless shipping!’
‘Well you just told me it was Midoriya, therefore I am right. Plus, how come you're not really in the dekusquad, hmm?’
‘The what squad?’
‘Oh my god do you even read fanfics? Have you seen the comments on insta? They call Midoriya, Uraraka, Iida, Todoroki and Tsu the dekusquad. Because they all hang around Deku.’
‘You have a problem, mon amí.’
‘Rou! Aoyama! Stop talking in class!’ yelled Iida.
‘Dekusquad?’ sniggered Bakugo.
‘Don’t you laugh,’ said Rou, ‘You and your friends are the bakusquad.’
Bakugo laughed like a maniac with most of the class trying to stifle their laughter. Of course, Rou was only making herself more of a laughing stock from trying to defend what she had said.
At quirk training that day, Aoyama partnered with her. He felt quite sorry.
‘Listen, I apologise, but we’ll always be made fun of, we’re the weird kids. Also I really hope only a few people heard us because otherwise the entire class knows my crush…’ he said, looking down in sorrow.
Sakura stayed silent.
‘Well, I know your crush, how about that? And if you stay silent, that means Class 1/A is allowed to know. Hmm?’
She stayed silent still. She knew damn well Aoyama thought almost everyone was crushing on him.
‘Well, if you still don’t talk, I’ll tell the class your ao3, wattpad and fanfiction.net details.’
‘I am speaking I am speaking I am speaking I am making noise la la la la la la,’ said Rou.
Now Rou was going to actually start training. She went inside her brain and thought up a plan. Aoyama was shooting at her and so she yelled at him in the loudest way possible, ‘I AM VERY SORRY FOR DOING THIS I JUST NEVER USE TELEPATHY SO THIS IS THE EASIEST METHOD OF USING IT.’ The shock of it made him unconscious. His hearing wasn’t damaged though, as she didn’t say it down his ear.
‘Oops.’
- - - - - - - -
The 2 were running down the hall into the common room.
‘What the hell Cupid? I wouldn’t be surprised if I have PTSD because of you! That was excruciating!’ yelled Aoyama.
‘Sorry! It was the only thing I could think of quickly!’ replied Rou.
‘Awww, a lovers’ quarrel? Honestly, you 2 are all over each other,’ said Bakugo.
‘Shut up Bakugo, we’re gay.’
‘We are? I thought you were bi?’
‘No, I’m a lesbian, you just think I have a crush on you, like you do with practically everybody. Anyway, Bakugo, are you shipping us? That’s pretty cringe, broski.’
Everybody was silent and Rou farted from cringe.
‘Welp, I have a diary to burn, bye!’ she said.
She had just finished writing her current diary, and after reading through it one last time, she went outside and lit a match.
‘ARSON! ARSON! ARSON! ARSON!’
‘WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN?!’ yelled Jiro.
‘arson, arson, arson, arson,’ whispered Rou.
- - - - - - - -
typing...
You know, you put me in a lot of pain
today🥀
piss off im doing something
im sorry
but now isn't the right time
Why don't you help me out then?
im doing something
i cant help rn
it is for you tho
What is it then?
cant tell you
itd ruin the surprise
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'Why does he have to be like this when I'm trying to help him,' she thought. Admittedly, she had told him to piss off, but she still felt he was being far too needy and annoying at the time.
Aoyama on the other hand was wondering why the hell she was ignoring him. She, after all, was the one who had done such a terrible thing to him. And he was her best friend, too!
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Cupid✨
online
Please.
Just help.
just take this and leave
[there was a picture of ed sheeran here but i can't show it because idk how to insert images]
Why...
Why?
Just come online, please, Cupid. I'll
let you read fanfiction to me and I'll
write some for you so you know I'm
listening.
prepare yourself you'll never look at a
can in the same way ever again
I feel threatened.