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A Cardinal's Exam
In stepped into the room that was painted a light green with an eye chart, the different parts of the human body both man and woman with the circulation and respiratory system posters on the wall and a exam bed was a woman who looked like she was in her late 20s, strawberry blonde hair in luscious wavy locks and beautiful amethyst colored eyes that would bore into your soul as if she was judging you. Her name is Richelieu.
Richelieu, leader of the Iris Orthodoxy.
She was in because she had a mandatory exam that always took place every 6 months. Usually it would be one every year with a health checkup every four months with the last one combining with the mandatory exam. The reason for the change was siren attacks were starting to intensify and even though the rigging can take hits, body parts not so much. So they had to be checked just to make sure nothing wouldn't break when it counted.
Richelieu noticed a door to her right open and out stepped a man with black curly hair and in a commander uniform.
"Uhh Commander, why are you here?" Richelieu asked, perplexed, why her commander is in the hospital wing and not his office.
"Long story short, I complained about paperwork to Vestal and I got roped into this." He said with a sigh.
"Please get your top off so I can begin the examination process." He said then suddenly realized through his overworked, not clearly thinking brain he just told the woman who might've been pope for the Iris Orthodoxy to take off her top without giving a reason why.
"Uh before you crucifix me like it's April 3, 33, it's to check your lungs and make sure there's nothing wrong. Want to make sure you're not having issues running around fighting with rigging on." He said looking her in the eyes and praying she wouldn't use holy fire on him like he was a demon.
"Oh my poor commander, did Vestal send the more top heavy girls over to you for the exam?" She giggled as she watched him go red. She knew the commander well enough that he wouldn't try anything rash, but seeing the likes of the Illustrious class and Vittorio Veneto class topless was probably not good for his health.
The commander could only nod at her assessment.
She took her top off leaving a strapless bra on. She giggled as the cold stethoscope hit her skin. She did deep breaths as her commander ordered her to.
He also put a finger to her face and told to follow it. He examined mouth, nose and ears and whacked her knee with the reflex hammer. When he went to whack her knee he forgot to move before doing so and the commander's depth charges got hit by a hard force. Even with her black heeled mary janes not on her feet the kick was hard enough he had to go one knee and take a quick second to recover.
"You're good Richelieu. Please exit the room, go to the waiting room and call in Algerie for me and Vestal will call you in for part two of the exam." He told her as he wrote down the results from the exam and a note on her chart saying she has a good kick.
"Au revoir, mon Commandant." Richelieu said as she gave the commander a hug and a quick kiss on the cheek. "Hopefully you can give me a more thorough exam next week." She said giggling as the commander went redder than her red stockings.
"Ah hello Mon Com~man~dant." Algerie said as she slowly stripped her clothing off. "I'm ready for my exam."
The commander entered his office, closed the door and screamed Vestal's name.
"Achoo!"
"Are you alright Vestal?" Richelieu asked the repair ship as she was getting her measurements taken.
"I'm ok Richelieu. I think someone is talking about me." Vestal said as she giggled.
The commander continued with his exam despite having girls like Akagi, Atago, Suzuya, Kumano and a few others test his self restraint.
He survived.