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Given that all of this is a hoax, Gerri’s reaction seems a bit extreme. They’re walking through the executive floor, Gerri picking up every item she sees that could function as a weapon, then, when she comes across a deadlier one, discarding it and passing the spare to Roman. It’s like watching someone execute a video game strategy IRL, discarding inferior weapons in favor of others with higher attack, though he doubts Gerri has ever touched a gaming console in her life because—as Roman loves to remind her—she is fucking old. He was delighted recently to discover that Gerri is technically a boomer, having assumed Gen X until he googled the cutoff years. But this would be an impolitic time to express these thoughts to Gerri, who is armed with a fire extinguisher, while Roman has only a heavy vase picked up from the panic—safe—room.