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Date Night, and Other Small Disasters by sugar_shoal
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Nov 2021
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Jiang Cheng shoulders open the door to the condo to find Wei Ying sitting in the living room, grinning, his arms splayed out over the back of the couch and bare thighs splayed even wider around a ribbon-topped cardboard box. “Darling!" he says. "Welcome home!”
“What did you break,” Jiang Cheng says flatly, juggling sword, takeout, grocery bag and laptop case so he can toe off his shoes and hang up his coat.
“You wound me, my gumdrop, my sweetcheeks, my luscious little lotus bun.”
“What did you burn down.”
“Nothing, my sweet, scowling little polliwog! …Yeah, no, not my best, I hadn’t really decided how that sentence was going to end when I started it,” Wei Ying admits, making a rueful face to match Jiang Cheng’s incredulous one. “Never mind – Jiang Cheng! I have procured for us an extremely sexy surprise.”
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Day 6 of Chengxian Week 2021 - Sex Pollen
