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Let's cancel everyone
Let's do it, it'll be fun
Everyone's words can be twisted
You're right if you just insist it
Let's ignore context, nuance, common sense
Tags, trigger warnings and self-defence
Forget demanding accountability
From people who say they are owed credibility
Because they were once victimized
Now always the victim, all their lives
Their feelings matter, yours don't
Even if they started, who wins? You won't
You're a bigot, you're scum unless you agree
100 percent, better grovel at their feet
Let's cancel everyone
Definitely the people who have done
A lot in this fandom, always tried
To defend people's right to write
The content we all like without judgement
They sure deserve punishment for that
From the people who always shout: bad!
Don't write this, don't write that, we're so mad!
Freddie would never, you disrespectful git
Brian too depressed, John? Who gives as shit
If you write about Roger whose fan are you anyway?
You all just wanna fuck him, back in the day
Everyone's an expert in psychology
To criticize some stranger's creativity
But let's not stop there, take a look and see
Brian May, Roger Taylor, Freddie Mercury
And that homophobe Deacon John
Clearly hated Fred, must be so glad he's gone
You like him? Now you're a homophobe too
What the hell is wrong with you
And while we're at it
Brian May is clearly a racist
And who didn't hear Roger say
That Hot Space was far too gay?
And Freddie? Used the n-word, didn't he
Insulted Mexicans and shouted slurs, didn't he
Mary's a bitch, Phoebe's a liar
Miami is evil, Ratty and Crystal should die in a fire
Damn, this fandom is so problematic
Cancel the whole thing, that'll do the trick
Until there's no one left but the people who moan
Nothing to offend them, all on their own
Big creators, respect, my dudes but fucking STOP
Engaging with people who never shut up
About how shit everything is, they never listen
How many chances you gonna give them?
You don't always have to give your two cents
Just cause you're popular, have some sense
Don't you get it, only some people's opinions are true
And if Freddie was alive today they'd cancel him, too