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1. Park Jimin and the Curse of the Cockblock by missandrogyny

   Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Nov 2021

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Kim Namjoon | RM/Park Jimin
   • Park Jimin (BTS)
   • Kim Namjoon | RM
   • Kim Taehyung | V
   • Jeon Jungkook
   • Jung Hoseok | J-Hope
   • Min Yoongi | Suga
   • Kim Seokjin | Jin
   • Moni the dog
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • minimoni are bad at sex
   • i was going to say this is a dumb fic but lbr when have i ever written anything smart
   • Sexual Content
   • side taekook and side yoonjin
   • Borderline crack
   • come one come all please leave your brain cells at the door

   Summary

   It should be much easier after that, right? Everyone always says the hardest part of a relationship is always the getting-together part—navigating the uncertainty and indecision, putting out feelers and cues to see whether or not the object of your affections returns said affections. Once all the feelings are out in the open, once everything’s been sorted with some good, open and honest communication, it should be easy. At least for a little while.

   But they’re wrong, Jimin thinks darkly. They’re all wrong.

   The hardest part is getting to have sex with your hot boyfriend.

   (Or: AU where Jimin and Namjoon can't have sex. They just can't.)

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   English

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