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Thursday Janurary 15th, 2015, 1:30pm
Doctor: Clara why did I find this phone is my pocket? Is it yours? Why do you have two?
Clara: Took you long enough! I got you the phone so we can keep in contact.
Doctor: I have a phone. In fact I have a phone box!
Clara: That you never answer. This is so we can send each other messages when we're too busy to meet up. Do you like the wallpaper?
Doctor: Don't pursue a career in art or photoshop. It looks like a stick insect wearing a wig.
Clara: That's because it is. It's you, the stick insect.
Doctor: Ha. Ha.
Clara: You can just change it to a normal photo you know.
Doctor: You certainly went through a lot of effort for this. I'd congratulate you if it wasn't so pointless.
Clara: You're loving this.
Doctor: What gives you that impression?
Clara: You're still replying.
Doctor: I'm refueling the TARDIS.
Clara: Right well my lunch is over, enjoy refuelling your box.
Doctor: I'll be over later to teach you how to actually photoshop.
Clara: I look forward to it :)
Friday Janurary 16th, 2015, 3:30pm
Doctor: Clara you left your thing here.
Clara: Care to clarify?
Doctor: Those things you wear to make yourself taller. The mini stilts!
Clara: Heels.
Clara: I was looking for them earlier, can you give them to me?
Doctor: No. They're balancing one of the fragment links.
Clara: Doctor. They're mine!
Doctor: Not my fault you left them behind. I need them now.
Clara: Then why did you bother telling me?
Doctor: Just saw them and thought you ought to know.
Clara: And here's me thinking you wanted to talk ;)
Doctor: What has ;) got to do with the conversation?
Clara: It's a wink face. As in I'm winking to you ;)
Doctor: Stop winking, you'll look like you have a digital eye twitch.
Clara: I could just smile instead
Clara: :)
Clara: See?
Doctor: Never understood why a colon and a bracket is used to resemble a smile.
Clara: Because it looks like one.
Doctor: Pointless.
Clara: And this is you >:(
Doctor: Hilarious.
Clara: Anyway I'm almost home and you better be there.
Clara: With my shoes.
Doctor: Yes Boss.
Clara: :)