Bones_Bard



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    Mostly oneshots

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    This is a collection of my Clashildr oneshots

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  1. Rec 31

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    “Hey Anne, did you know that the liver can regrow itself?”

    “Uh no Marcy, I didn’t.”

    “Yeah, it can grow back even if half of it is gone! That’s probably gonna come in handy right about now.”
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    Marcy Gets Stabbed 2: Electric Boogaloo.
    After an accident sends a metal pipe through the car window, Marcy gets stabbed. Again. Anne probably should pull over and call 911. She does not. Marcy is more amused than anything else. Sasha gets taco bell.

    This is the dumbest thing I've ever written.

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    15 Nov 2025

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    Clara goes to the hospital to get surgery for her condition.

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    14 Oct 2025

  3. Rec 69

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    John Smith is a late-night radio show host with a troubled past, a sarcastic producer, and a secret he's certain he's taking to the grave. But when an Impossible Girl calls the show, John becomes determined to track down his mystery caller, convinced she holds the key to facing his demons. Hounded by the press and with his ratings in freefall, John finds his life spiralling out of control in new ways...

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  4. Rec 45

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    Since university, Clara Oswald has been pouring her heart and soul out to Marcus MacAllister, her enigmatic Scottish pen friend. For years, they have shared relationships, friendships and family dramas as they have unfolded; their innermost thoughts and feelings recorded on paper and delivered to each other’s doorsteps.
    There’s only one problem: Marcus MacAllister has been dead for five years.
    Unable to break the devastating news to Clara, his brother, Professor John Smith, has kept up the letter-writing for her sake, only his fiction is under threat: Clara is visiting Scotland, and she is determined to pay him a visit. When the truth is revealed, hearts will be broken and lives will be changed forever - some for the better, and some for the worse…

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    22 Sep 2025

  5. Rec 6

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    Clara Oswald is normal.

    She is exactly what everyone expects her to be. Exactly what they need her to be.

    This isn't true at first, of course, but she learns how to lie and how to ignore the itching under her skin and how to be like everyone else. She teaches herself to be normal.

    With the Doctor, she doesn't have to.

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    14 Apr 2025