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snakeprincess: [Image attached]
demonking: New earrings, highness?
snakeprincess: Filth.
demonking: You’re so generous today.
Jimbei @jimbei has left the conversation.
Bartholomew Kuma @bearyoursoul has added Jimbei @jimbei to the conversation.
Jimbei: Why
bearyoursoul: If I am to be stuck here, I will not suffer alone.
Jimbei: I’m no longer a Warlord, Kuma?
bearyoursoul: You can still read, yes?
bdclown: LMAO GET HIS ASS
snakeprincess: Perish, clown.
z0mbi3m4n: where is hawk
bdclown: I FORGOT UR STILL HERE spooky fucker
z0mbi3m4n: read “Perish, clown.”
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z0mbi3m4n: shouldnt a marine like adm aokiji b here
bdclown: KILLJOY
bearyoursoul: All due respect, Moria, I do not support the idea of consistent communication with Aokiji. Many of you would give away compromising information.
xXbloodyswordsXx: I am in favor.
bdclown: WHY IS THE VAMPIRE FUCKER HERE
xXbloodyswordsXx: Having someone else with a brain present may serve to make this chat at least somewhat usable.
bdclown: YOU EVEN TYPE LIKE A GOTH FUCKER
z0mbi3m4n: hatman is here
demonking: Your Grace, I see you’ve returned. Forgot your eyeliner, perhaps?
bdclown: WHAT BRAND DO YOU USE???
xXbloodyswordsXx: maybelline
crocodile: Maybe he’s simply born with it
Mihawk @xXbloodyswordsXx is now offline.
bdclown: WOW. WOW
z0mbi3m4n: nice kill croc
Crocodile @crocodile liked “nice kill croc”.
demonking: hiiii <333 how are you today <333
been a while can i come visit <333
Crocodile @crocodile is now offline.
demonking: aw he doesn’t know what to say!! so sweet!!
bdclown: HOW ARE YOU WORSE EVERY TIME
z0mbi3m4n: rt
bearyoursoul: rt
snakeprincess: rt
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Kuma @bearyoursoul added Fleet Admiral Akainu @sakainu to the conversation.
bearyoursoul: Welcome.
demonking: Interesting choice of words and Admiral.
Boa Hancock @snakeprincess removed Fleet Admiral Akainu @sakainu from the conversation.
snakeprincess: Filth.
bdclown: WHY WOULD YOU ADD FUCKING AKAINU
bdclown: THIS PLACE IS BAD ENOUGH WITH EDWARD CULLENS ANEMIC GRANDFATHER IN HERE
z0mbi3m4n: rt
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xXbloodyswordsXx: While it is unsurprising that none of you noticed it in the moment, is anyone aware of how Crocodile apparently has access to this chat in Impel Down?
z0mbi3m4n: phone shaped sandcastle
bdclown: I CANT BREATHE
xXbloodyswordsXx: @jimbei
Jimbei @jimbei has left the conversation.
Kuma @bearyoursoul added Jimbei @jimbei to the conversation.
jimbei: Please get a job.
bdclown: HOWD CROC GET A PHONE WTF
jimbei: @crocodile How do you have access to technology?
demonking: It isn’t like mail makes it to the cells.
bdclown: LIKE YOUD KNOW??? LMAO
demonking: I would have received a reply by now. I went to so much trouble to mail a Den-Den Mushi.
bdclown: OH MY GOD
snakeprincess: Pathetic.
crocodile: No, the mail arrives
crocodile: I haven’t replied because I don’t like you
bdclown: FDSHSDFUCK???
z0mbi3m4n: “Pathetic.”
bearyoursoul: RT.
demonking: >:)
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crocodile: @demonking STOP FUCKING CALLING ME
bdclown: AHAHAHHAFHA
z0mbi3m4n: inevitable
Jimbei @jimbei has left the conversation.
z0mbi3m4n: also inevitable