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Ran, teaching Rindou how to drive: You see Sanzu and Mikey crossing the street. What do you hit?
Rindou: Sanzu
Ran: The breaks, Rin! You hit the breaks!
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Takeomi: Truth or Dare?
Mikey: Truth
Takeomi: When was the last time you slept?
Mikey: Dare
Takeomi: Go to sleep, Mikey.
Mikey: I don't like this game
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Sanzu: Why does everyone assume the worst of me?
Rindou: It saves time
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Rindou: can I say a bad word?
Rindou: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?
Ran: yeah
Rin to Sanzu: YOU FUCKING BASTARD
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Mikey: And WHO exactly do you call yourselves as?
Sanzu: I'm Drop.
Ran: I'm Dead.
Rindou: And I'm Gorgeous. Together, we make the Drop Dead Gorgeous Trio
Ran: But separately...
Sanzu: I've dropped to the floor .
Ran: I'm dead.
Rindou: And I'm still gorgeous.
Mikey:
Sanzu:
Ran:
Rindou:
Mikey: *completely done* I'm going back to Toman...
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Rindou: I've prevented a murder today.
Ran: Really? How'd you do that?
Rindou: Self-control.
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Ran and Rindou texting
Rindou: ❤️
Ran: 3>
Ran: wait how do l turn the 3
Rindou: omfg
Rindou: <+3=❤️
Ran: nvm I got it
Ran: Ɛ>
Rindou: what the fuck
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Mikey: Would you take a bullet for me?
Sanzu: I would do anything for you boss
Sanzu: except eat a mushroom. those things are
fucking nasty
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*At the hideout*
Ran: *Gently taps table*
Rindou: *Taps back*
Koko: What are they doing?
Mikey: Morse code.
Ran: *Aggressively taps table*
Rindou:*Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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*In the hideout of other gangs*
Rindou: Oh this place is huge
Sanzu: You know what else is huge? My d-
Takeomi: DEVOTION AND LOVE FOR JESUS CHRIST, CAN I GET AN AMEN.