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    When Eddie googles the name of the agency, he’s surprised to find a fairly sleek-looking site. In clicking around, he finds more euphemisms that only barely disguise the true intentions of the site. He can filter by categories, some of which are obvious - alternative, Latin, urban - others which are a bit beyond his vanilla experiences - electronica? Sounds painful.

    He frowns at one labeled “Comedy”. That can’t mean just funny strippers. He doesn’t think anyone really wants to be laughed at when their pants are around their knees. Could it mean...sex workers who are less conventionally attractive?

    Or: Richie books a gig. Eddie books a prostitute. Neither of them ask enough questions.

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