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"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls!" Sam said.
"And people of non-conforming gender, can't forget about all of them!" Max said.
"Of course Max. Anyways, welcome to the Sam and Max 50th Anniversary Talk Show!" Sam said. Some small amounts of applause could be heard from the audience. Which was Geek, John, his boyfriend Shin, Sean, Nyarly, Sammunmak, and his husband Anubis, all sitting in Sam and Max's living room, which they had somehow modified into a talk show floor.
"Dad, why are you and Pop doing this again?" Geek said.
"Well sweetie, it's your father and I's 50th wedding soon!" Max said.
"Of course..." Geek said.
"Anyways, let's go over some of the best memories of our past!" Max said.
"Isn't that just a clip show?" Sean said.
"Well I mean maybe?" Max said.
"Then it's not a talk show, it's a clip show." Sean said.
"Doesn't really matter." Max said.
"Fine..." Sean said as Sam and Max sat down.
"Now y'know, me and Max have always been inseparable!" Sam said.
"Of course, we're like twins separated at birth!" Max said.
"Remember when we first met?" Sam said.
"Oh yeah, you were running away from Melvin Hargraves and his pack of bullies and I protected ya from them!" Max said.
"Little did both of us know, that would start a friendship that lasted a lifetime!" Sam said.
"And then blossomed into a beautiful relationship in high school! But not before Susan and Annie..." Max grumbled the last part.
"What was that little buddy?" Sam said.
"Oh nothing Sam!" Max said.
"Anyways, remember our first case as Freelance Police?" Sam said.
"Oh our first case, it was so badass!" Max said.
"How could it be better than my first case?" Sean said.
"Well Sean, we got to go on a romantic date afterwards!" Max said.
"I got to meet my husband." Sean said.
"That is true." Nyarly said.
"It feels like we're just here to fill in seats." Sammunmak said to his husband.
"Tell me about it, I just want this to be over with so I can go on my date with Shin." John said.
"Oh, that's nice, where are you planning on going?" Anubis said.
"Karaoke then drinks at his bar." John said.
"It's going to be a good time." Shin said.
"Of course it will be Watermelon." John said as he nuzzled with his dragon boyfriend. Shin blushed.
"And then we dealt with some guy named Mack Salmon who was in our office for some reason! We have no idea why!" Max said.
"Neither do I little buddy." Sam said.
"Well anyways, we should wrap up and-" Sam said as he heard a ticking sound.
"Max, do you hear a ticking sound?" Sam said.
"Wow, just repeating what the narration says. Yeah! I do." Max said as he dug under his seat, and pulled out some explosives.
"Ooh look Sam, C4 and a note!" Max said.
"What does it say?" Sam said as Max gave him the note. Sam read it.
"Something by a Mack Salmon, telling us to die. Max, do we know a Mack Salmon?" Sam said.
"I don't think so!" Max said.
"Probably some deranged psycho. I'll get rid of this." Sam said as he and Max went outside, and Sam threw the explosives in the air, and it went off, exploding like a firework. Max proceeded to kiss Sam on the lips.
"Not that I'm complaining, but why'd you do that little buddy?" Sam said.
"Well Sam, you should know that explosions make me want to kiss your adorable face!" Max said.
"Aw, you crack me up little buddy!" Sam said.