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Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king was blessed with a beautiful baby boy. And throughout the land, everyone was happy...
...Until the sun went down, and the king saw that his son was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold of his limbs each and every night.
Desperate, the king and his new wife sought the help of a magical witch who had them lock the young prince away in an abandoned casino, there to await the kiss of the handsome prince, Isaac Grossman!
It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the monster’s keep.
When looking at the old, abandoned casino that Prince Nico once called home, very few would find it fitting for a royal.
...which is exactly why Isaac Grossman - with his perfectly flowing blond hair and shining sapphire eyes - looked out of place.
"For he was the bravest, and most handsome…" narrated Isaac "...in all the land."
The prince had travelled incredulously far and had narrated the entire thing to himself.
...and not once had he found it annoying.
Isaac surveyed the scene and saw his destination. He smirked to himself.
"And it was destiny that his kiss," Isaac squirted a quick spray of breath freshener into his mouth. "would break the dreaded curse."
Isaacs travelled up the stairs, his armour clanking upon the floor.
"He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to enter the prince’s chambers, cross the room to his sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find him…"
As soon as he pulled back the curtains, Isaac was disgusted with what he saw.
"What?" Asked the half naked monster before him that was sat reading a playboy.
"Prince… Nico?" Asked Isaac.
"No! I'm Offenderman!"
Isaac sighed in relief. "Oh, thank heavens. Well, where is he?"
"He’s on his honeymoon," Offenderman said nonchalantly.
"Honeymoon?" Asked Isaac.
His brow scowled. The prince had been practically promised to him since birth.
"With whom?!"