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~Written by Aux.
[Fiery]
Stay alive…
[Fiery, Mont, Chorus Women]
Stay alive…
[Grace]
Never have you seen a General so despondent.
Ev’ry day there is less correspondence.
We’re cut off by both Public and Sepp forces.
We fight back but on difficult courses.
Local salesmen have vanished from existence.
No one has the money, this is a threat to our very existence.
[Cordova]
No one else is coming.
[Grace]
But sir!
[Cordova]
Grace, listen. We already know how to win this.
Provoke outrage, outright.
[Grace]
No winnin’ fight.
[Cordova]
No engage’ strike by night.
Remain relentless so we can find the light.
[Grace]
Make it impossible to justify the cost of the fight.
[Cordova]
Outrun.
[Grace]
Outrun.
[Cordova]
Outlast
[Grace]
Outlast.
[Cordova]
Hit ‘em quick get out fast.
[Grace]
Crack-a-ploa!
[Cordova]
Stay alive, hope the horror show’ll pass.
We’re gonna fly all out flags at half mast.
[Grace, Mont, Louis]
Will we last?
[Bartok]
I go back to Ukraine and my sister.
[Montagrie]
I turn to friends for aid. The deacon prays till he blisters.
[Fiery]
I stay and work with Grace. We try to end out peoples slavery. Every day is a test of our camaraderie and bravery.
[Destiny]
They cut supply lines, we steal contraband!
We pick and choose our battles but they’ve got the upper hand.
[Grace]
And ev’ry day, he gives out a new command. And ev’ry day.
[Cordova]
You
[Mason]
He dismisses us out of hand
[Grace (Jerome)]
Of all the men (Stay alive)
He promotes Mason Baalman (Mason: Mason Baalman)
Gives him the next command.
[Mason]
I’m a General! HEEEEEE!
[Main cast]
Not exactly sure why he was even an option
[Destiny, Devon, Louis]
“The Jedi” shits his pants at the Battle of Betto Junction
[Cordova]
Everyone attack!
[Baalman]
Retreat!
[Cordova]
Attack!
[Baalman]
Retreat!
[Cordova]
What the hell Baalman, get back in the lead!
[Mason]
They’re shooting right at us!
[Cordova]
Well obviously this is not your speed. Hey, kid!
[Destiny]
Yes sir!
[Cordova]
Go ahead and take the lead!
[Grace]
Yes sir!
[Grace]
Half our soldiers die up Schitts Creek
Those “Jedi” proved they would only lead to us to defeat.
[Jerome]
Problem was we left Baalman without a pot to piss in.
Started talkin’ shit to all his Jedi friends who’d listen.
[Mason]
The army is left alone to its devices.
And the price is crisis after crisis. The best thing anyone can do for the revolution is back us Sensitives we’re restless and shootin!
[Chorus]
Nooo!
[Cordova]
We’ve got to much to do. Let’s move along.
[Destiny]
But sir.
[Grace]
Soon enough he’ll be singin’ a different song.
[Destiny]
‘Strong words’ says he, someone oughta hold him to it.
[Grace]
I won’t disobey my orders.
[Destiny]
Then I’ll do it.
Damn it, this is the only chance I’ve got.
[Grace]
You idiot, you’ll throw away your shot.