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"Ten Duel Commandments" - Parody of "Ten Duel Commandments" from Hamilton

Summary:

[Montagrie]
One, two, three, four

[add Louis Paulis]
Five, six, seven, eight, nine

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~Written by Aux


[Montagrie]

One, two, three, four

 

[add Louis Paulis]

Five, six, seven, eight, nine

 

[Mont, Paulis, Des, Dev, Mason, X]

It’s the Ten Duel Commandments.

It’s the Ten Duel Commandments

 

[Montagrie]

Number One!

[Destiny]

Baalman here must pay for his actions. 

No apologies, per demand of the dead factions.

 

[Louis Paulis]

Number two!

 

[Destiny]

Now go ahead, grab a friend, that’s your second.

 

[Devon]

The right hand when there’s reckoning to be reckoned. 

 

[Montagrie]

Number three!

 

[Mason]

Each side gets a single witness.

 

[Louis Paulis]

Our only job

 

[Montagrie]

Determine the other’s righteousness.

 

[Mason]

This hasn’t been done since Hamilton got the boot.

 

[Destiny]

This dispute’ll die when someone shoots.

 

[Louis Paulis]

Number four!

 

[Destiny]

We won’t reach a peace, that’s alright. 

Go get ya pistols, have doc and priest on standby. 

 

[Devon]

You grab one in advance, you treat ‘em with civility.

 

[Jayden X]

Make sure they’re not clone on accounts culpability.

 

[Montagrie]

Five!

 

[Mason]

Duel with the moon in the sky!

 

[Mont, Paulis, Des, Dev, Mason, X]

So that when you do no one’s gonna cry. 

 

[Louis Paulis]

Number six!

 

[Devon]

Leave a not, tell ‘em where you been.

Ain’t got no kin. 

 

[Destiny]

Will hell or heaven let us in?

 

[Montagrie]

Seven

 

[Deacon Mark]

Confess your sins

 

[Devon]

Ready for the race of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent!

 

[Louis Paulis]

Number eight!

 

[Jayden X]

Your last chance to negotiate.

 

[Mason and Destiny]

Send in the seconds, make sure to get the record straight. 

 

[Devon]

Jayden X

 

[Jayden X]

Mrs. Novell

 

[Devon]

Sir.

 

[Jayden]

Do you even understand what we’re here fur?

 

[Devon]

Sure.

And Baalmans gotta answer for his words, sir. 

 

[Jayden X]

With his life? He’s a bit immature, sure…

 

[Devon]

Fuck off. How many men mutinied with him? He’s gonna ruin us!

[Jayden X]

Only cause he’s right, duh. 

 

[Paulis and Montagrie]

Number nine!

Summon the witnesses, so before you expire.

You’ll have a story that could one day inspire.

Then count!

 

[Men]

One, two, three, four

 

[Women]

Five, six, seven, eight, nine

 

[All]

Number

Ten paces.

 

[Jayden X and Devon]

Fire!

 

Jayden X

 

[Jayden X]

Mrs. Novell

 

[Devon]

Sir.

 

[Jayden]

Do you even understand what we’re here fur?

 

[Devon]

Sure.

And Baalmans gotta answer for his words, sir. 

 

[Jayden X]

With his life? He’s a bit immature, sure…

 

[Devon]

Fuck off. How many men mutinied with him? He’s gonna ruin us!

[Jayden X]

Only cause he’s right, duh. 

 

[Paulis and Montagrie]

Number nine!

Summon the witnesses, so before you expire.

You’ll have a story that could one day inspire.

Then count!

 

[Men]

One, two, three, four

 

[Women]

Five, six, seven, eight, nine

 

[All]

Number

Ten paces.

 

[Jayden X and Devon]

Fire!