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Starblaze: Truth or dare?
Cometstorm: Truth.
Starblaze: How many hours have you slept this week?
Cometstorm:
Cometstorm: Dare.
Starblaze: Go to sleep.
Cometstorm: I don't like this game.
Solarstrike: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.
Blowtorch: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Solarstrike: They do.
Starblaze: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
Singewing: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.
Singewing: *upends the bottle*
Solarstrike: Can we go out to get icecream?
Starblaze: Did you ask Singewing?
Solarstrike: They said no.
Starblaze: Then why did you ask me?
Solarstrike: They're not the boss of you.
Starblaze, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.
Cometstorm: The risk I took was calculated but, man, I am bad at math.
Starblaze: Okay, two person huddle.
Blowtorch: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.
Blowtorch: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Solarstrike: Your life?
Blowtorch: I- well yes, but-
Solarstrike: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
Starblaze: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Cometstorm: 'Prettiest Smile'
Solarstrike: 'Nicest Personality'
Singewing: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Blowtorch: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Blowtorch: I think my guardian angel drinks.
Starblaze: I’m sad.
Solarstrike: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.
Solarstrike: And das not good.
Singewing: Can I ask a dumb question?
Cometstorm: Better than anyone I know.
Starblaze: *raises eyebrows*
Solarstrike: Put those back down!
Solarstrike: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!
Starblaze: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.
Singewing: I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.
Singewing: What goes up but never comes down?
Solarstrike: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.
Solarstrike: Did you hear that!? Singewing just threatened to destroy my lego AT-AT!
Starblaze: ...You just threatened to kill them in their sleep.
Starblaze: Solarstrike, you need to react when people cry!
Solarstrike: I did. I rolled my eyes.
Cometstorm: Where are my fraging keys?
Blowtorch: Cometstorm, Singewing is around, can you say it a little nicer?
Cometstorm: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FRAGING KEYS?!
Blowtorch: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.
Singewing: If I was married to you I’d drink it.
Blowtorch: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Solarstrike: We have three actually-
Cometstorm: Pick your favorite.
Cometstorm: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.