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📌 Izukms: I'm pan, but those beds in the nurse's office do be looking kinda cute tho 

📌 Sparky: Why do I have to be the chicken tender?? 😭

📌 Sparky: This is so scary uwu *shits cutely*

📌 E-Boy: His ass isn't even that hard to beat

📌 Kamui4lifers: THE HUNGRY WOLF SHOULD BE SCARED OF HIS FUCKING BIG BACK LOOKIN ASS 

Hero Gang

Nov 27, 7:35 pm

Dynamight: @Deku get online

Dynamight: fucking

Dynamight: @Deku 

Dynamight: @Deku

Deku: What's up, Kacchan?

Dynamight: CURL UP AND DIE, NERD

Deku: I-

Deku: :) ?!?

Dynamight: DON'T TRY AND ACT ALL INNOCENT NOW

Dynamight: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID 💅

Deku: WAIT HUH???

Earphone Jack: WHAT TYPE OF GAY SHIT DID I JUST WALK IN ON

Pinky: I DON'T KNOW BUT I FOR ONE AM NOT COMPLAINING

Dynamight: SCUM

Dynamight: ABSOLUTE SCUM

Deku: WHATG

Dynamight: GO AND SHRIVEL UP IN MISERY, ASSHOLE

Deku: BUT WHAT DID I EVEN DOOO 😭😭😭

Red Riot: BAKUBRO CALM DOWN

Red Riot: He obviously doesn't know how he upset you, so just tell him what he did wrong so that he can at least properly defend himself! 

Dynamight: FINE, WANNA KNOW WHAT HE DID?

Dynamight: THAT LITTLE BASTARD WAS TRYING TO HIT IT OFF WITH BIRD BRAIN LAST NIGHT WHEN HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN TRAINING WITH ME AND HALF N HALF

Dynamight: HE DITCHED US FOR A FUCKING EMO AND DIDNT EVEN GIVE US A HEADS UP

Pinky: Woah, that's… actually a reasonable thing to be mad about 😳

Red Riot: Dang, I think Bakubro might actually be in the right for once

Deku: Wait, hold on

Deku: Kacchan, are you talking about Tokoyami??

Dynamight: YEAH, WHO ELSE WOULD I BE TALKING ABOUT?!

Deku: He had a broken leg! I told you that this morning!

Red Riot: Annnnnd I stand corrected 

Dynamight: HAH? YOU NEVER SAID THAT

Deku: Yes I did!! I told you right before breakfast! 

Dynamight: I DON'T REMEMBER THAT

Deku: Well that's just because you never listen to me

Earphone Jack: Word.

Dynamight: YEAH BUT

Dynamight: BUT YOU

Dynamight: BUT ME AND ICYHOT

Deku: Breathe, Kacchan

Dynamight: We were going to train together and you ditched us 😠

Deku: I know, and I am very, very sorry :(

Deku: It was just that Tokoyami needed to go to the infirmary, and I didn't have any time to grab my phone from my dorm. I would have texted you If I had the chance to, but I couldn't, so I apologized to you and Todoroki this morning

Deku: But if that's not enough, I could always take you guys out for some ice cream tomorrow after school :)

Dynamight: .

Dynamight: that would be nice

Deku: Awesome!! I'll text you about It tomorrow then! :D 

Dynamight: okay

Earphone Jack: Holy shit, Midoriya

Earphone Jack: How the heck did you manage to do that in less than thirty minutes??

Deku: What?

Red Riot: You calmed Bakugo down so easily! I was almost certain that he was going to go after you or something!

Pinky: Yeah, I already had a coffin pre-ordered and everything 😭

Deku: Oh, that? It's just a little thing I like to call ✨survival instincts✨

Pinky: Huh?

Red Riot: Wait, what?

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Nov 29, 5:56 pm

Red Riot: @Chargebolt HEY, I JUST MET YOU

Chargebolt: AND THIS IS CRAZY

Red Riot: BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER

Chargebolt: SO CALL ME MAYBE

Red Riot: IT'S HARD TO LOOK RIGHT AT YOU, BABY

Chargebolt: BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER

Earphone Jack: wtf-

Red Riot: SO CALL ME MAYBE

Pinky: What am I witnessing 👁️

Deku: A legend 😔✨

Dynamight: Cringe

Red Riot: Both!

Red Riot: @Deku Punch my face!

Pinky: OM-

Deku: Do it cause I like the pain!

Chargebolt: PLEASE 💀

Red Riot: Everytime you curse my name…

Deku: I know you want the satisfaction

Red Riot: It's not gonna happen

Deku: Knock me out!

Red Riot: Kick me when I'm on the ground!

Deku: it's only gonna let you down!

Red Riot: Come the lightning in the thunder

Deku: You're the one who'll suffer.

Earphone Jack: Yikes, that last line sounded a little personal-

Chargebolt: The villains are quaking rn 😳

Red Riot: @Dynamight Cause I, I, I'm in the stars tonight!

Dynamight: Oh, there's no way in hell I'm finishing that

Red Riot: C'mon bro, pleaaase?

Dynamight: No

Red Riot: But it's fun! I swear, it'll only take a second

Earphone Jack: Yeah, Bakugo! Take one for the team!

Dynamight: No, fuck off!

Chargebolt: Please? 🥺

Red Riot: 🥺

Earphone Jack: 🥺

Dynamight: Stop

Pinky: 🥺

Deku: 🥺

Dynamight: omfg

Dynamight: FINE

Dynamight: @Red Riot So watch me bring the fire and set the night alight 😒

Earphone Jack: Hey!

Red Riot: Shining through the city with a little funk and soul!

Dynamight: So I'ma light it up like dynamite

Red Riot: Woah-oh-oh!

Pinky: Heck yeah, that was a lot easier than I thought it would be!

Red Riot: Yeah! I think Bakugo's finally starting to warm up to us :')

Dynamight: TCH, As if I'd ever warm up to idiots like you

Earphone Jack: He loves us 😌

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Nov 29, 4:16 pm

Cellophane: @Chargebolt Passing the phone to the person who keeps 'forgetting' to do their homework

Chargebolt: BRUH

Pinky: Ooh ooh! I love this game!

Chargebolt: Alright then, @Red Riot Passing the phone to the person who uses his overwhelming positivity to mask his crippling need for validation

Red Riot: Hey, I don't do that!

Chargebolt: Oh really? Your insane people pleasing skills say otherwise 🙄

Red Riot: ... Touche. @Deku Passing the phone to the person who hasn't been getting enough sleep for the past three days

Deku: Ahem, It's actually been three w e e k s, thank you very much 💅

Red Riot: That's not any better, bro

Deku: Cry about it

Red Riot: Maybe I will

Deku: @Shoto Passing the phone to the person who keeps answering phone calls from his angry dad during class 😶

Shoto: Fuck you, at least I have a dad

Pinky: DAMN TODOROKI

Cellophane: AND FOR WHAT

Deku: I-

Deku:

Deku: Y'know what, that's fair

Shoto: mhm

Shoto: @Dynamite Passing the phone to the person who keeps using cologne even though he knows damn well that it won't make him smell any less like gasoline

Deku: FACTS

Dynamight: SHUT YOUR FACE DEKU

Dynamight: I'M COMING FOR YOUR ASS, ICYHOT

Shoto: Do it

Shoto: You won't

Cellophane: 💀

Dynamight: God

Dynamight: I hate this fucking family

Dynamight: @Uravity Passing the phone to the person who brought a literal fan into her dorm room because she thought that she would have to pay for air-conditioning

Uravity: I just got here and I'm already feeling so attacked right now

Uravity: @Froppy Passing the phone to the person who always buys the strangest flavors of jello whenever we go grocery shopping

Froppy: I think the maple syrup ones taste really good, kero

Froppy: @Tsukuyomi Passing the phone to the person who keeps inviting us to his cult even though he knows that nobody will ever join

Tsukuyomi: one day, you'll regret your decision to remain hypnotized by the artificial light of this forsaken planet.

Red Riot: That doesn't sound very heroic 😐

Deku: Just let him do his thing, Kiri 😔✋

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Tsukuyomi: @Can't Stop Twinkling Passing the phone to the person who keeps leaving random blocks of cheese on everyone's balcony

Shoto: no but fr, that needs to stop

Shoto: I'm pretty sure Midoriya has had nightmares about it

Dynamight: HAHA, Seriously??

Deku: … no comment.

Can't Stop Twinkling: Well, what can I say? It's a hobby of mine ✨

Froppy: Putting cheese on people's balconies is a hobby of yours?

Can't Stop Twinkling: Oui ✨

Froppy: ...

Froppy: Interesting

Can't Stop Twinkling: Indeed 💅

Can't Stop Thinking: @Tentacole Passing the phone to the person who bumps into the door frame every time we go to the store together ☆

Tentacole: You would think that they would have larger doors nowadays, considering all of the different quirks that people have

Tentacole: @Anima Passing the phone to the person who…

Tentacole: uh

Anima: (◍´•ᴗ•`◍)

Tentacole: Actually nvm, I don't have anything bad to say about them

Uravity: That's valid

Tsukuyomi: I agree

Anima: (´- ‿ -`) ♡

Tentacole: @Creati Passing the phone to the person who keeps buying expensive teas from other countries even though they taste exactly the same as the ones we have here in Japan

Creati: Hey, I take my tea collection very seriously! And the different flavors are all actually very distinct if you pay close attention to them!

Tentacole: Righhht

Creati: Mhm!

Creati: @Pinky Passing the phone to the person who has to use a sponge with a handle to wash her hair.

Pinky: DAMN it's not my fault my horns get in the way 😭

Pinky: @Tailman Passing the phone to the person who keeps getting his fur all over the couches

Dynamight: Omfg fr

Tailman: Hah, sorry 😅

Tailman: I'll try harder to avoid leaving messes behind next time :)

Chargebolt: I don't mind the fur, Mashi! 🥺

Tailman: Thanks, man 🥺

Tailman: @Invisible Girl Passing the phone to the person who always catches colds because she walks around in public with nothing but gloves on

Invisible Girl: Well how else am I supposed to be stealthy?? I think it's completely reasonable

Tailman: can't you just use like, your hair or something to make invisible clothing? Kinda like what Mirio did with his hero costume?

Invisible Girl: .

Invisible Girl: You're absolutely right.

Dynamight: Come up with your hero shit later, the chains almost complete!

Deku: Woah, Kacchan, you sound kinda like you're having fun :0

Dynamight: Bitch what is fun. Define it.

Deku: Maybe I will

Dynamight: Don't.

Invisible Girl: Alright, game time!

Invisible Girl: @Grape Juice Passing the phone to the person that cannot. Take. A. Hint.

Grape Juice: What's a rejection? Never heard of it

Grape Juice: @Sugarman Passing the phone to the person who keeps sneaking downstairs in the middle of the night to scarf down our candy supplies

Sugarman: It's

Sugarman:

Sugarman: it's a hobby of mine

Can't Stop Twinkling: Oui ✨

Sugarman: @Earphone Jack Passing the phone to the person who literally has more than 30 different playlists on her Spotify account

Earphone Jack: guilty 🤙

Cellophane: 🤦

Earphone Jack: 

Earphone Jack: wait

Earphone Jack: do I seriously have to give the phone to Iida?

Uravity: Uhhh...

Uravity: How about… no 💃

Red Riot: Yeah, I think we should just skip him :')

Invisible Girl: He would probably just break the chain and tell us to start studying or something 😭

Earphone Jack: Facts

Earphone Jack: Okay

Earphone Jack: @Cellophane Passing the phone to the person who dressed up as Spiderman for Halloweens six times in a row solely because he wanted to annoy the hell out of his friends

Cellophane: Mhm, and I would gladly do it again for six more

Chargebolt: Please… don't

Deku: WE FINISHED

Pinky: YES

Dynamight: Fucking finally

Red Riot: YEAAAH

Shoto: let's make pizza rolls to celebrate

Deku: PIZZA ROLLS!?

Uravity: PIZZA ROLLSSSS!

Shoto: Bakugo's making them for us ;)

Dynamight: HAH?

Deku: KACCHAN PIZZA ROLLS

Uravity: EXPLOSIVE PIZZA ROLLS

Red Riot: YES, I LOVE IT WHEN BAKUGOU MAKES FOOD FOR US

Dynamight: I never said-

Dynamight:

Dynamight: Oh for the love of god

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Dec 3, 6:33 am

Chargebolt: Guys, idk about you but

Chargebolt: I'm kinda getting sick of these usernames

Red Riot: Yeah… It kinda feels weird going by our code names outside of heroics

Earphone Jack: Agreed. I think It's a little impersonal with our class's relationship and all

Pinky: Agreed

Red Riot: Agreed

Pinky: So, what? Should we change them? :0

Red Riot: Sure, I don't see why not! 

Red Riot: Who's the chat leader?

Pinky: That would be me 😎

Pinky: I'mma make the best names for you guys, you'll see!

Chargebolt: Yesss

Dynamight: Ew

Pinky has changed Dynamight's username to Bakustay 

Bakustay: Oh my fucking god

Chargebolt: AHAHAHA

Pinky: :)

Bakustay: For the last time, Mina, It's a DEAD JOKE

Earphone Jack: okay but like

Earphone Jack: Bakugo's kinda right

Pinky: And that's exactly why I chose it for him!

Pinky has changed Red Riot's username to Sharkboy

Sharkboy: Oo, I love sharks!

Pinky: I-

Pinky: Do you even get the reference?

Sharkboy: What reference?

Chargebolt: bro 💀

Earphone Jack: 💀💀

Pinky: I'll show you later!

Sharkboy: Thanks!

Pinky has changed Earphone Jack's username to Kyo-Fi

Kyo-Fi: bro… lo-fi do be hitting different though

Pinky: Truuuueeee

Pinky has changed Chargebolt's username to Sparky

Pinky has changed Invisible Girl's username to 📸

Sharkboy: WHAT

Pinky: @📸

📸: ?

📸: WAIT YES LMAO

Sparky: PFTHACJWJATDVS

Pinky has changed Shoto's username to Lukewarm

Bakustay: @Lukewarm

Bakustay: Fuckin loser

Lukewarm:

Lukewarm: It makes zero sense

Lukewarm: But it can stay

Pinky has changed Cellophane's name to Spiderman

Pinky has changed Anima's username to Ko-ala ♡

Sharkboy: aww 🥺

Sparky: it's so perfect >.<

Pinky has changed Deku's username to Izukms

Sharkboy: ohh… 😬

Sparky: It's so perfect 💀 @Izukms

Izukms: Wow, Mina

Izukms: You've really outdone yourself

Pinky: Thanks, I try 🥰

Pinky has changed Uravity's username to mochi

Izukms: @mochi

mochi: Tell me why I thought it said monkey

Izukms: MONKEY

Pinky has changed Tailman's username to Dinofluff

Pinky has changed Tsukuyomi's username to Existential crisis

Kyo-Fi: If that's not accurate then idk what is

Pinky has changed Sugarman's username to Sugarmom

Pinky has changed Can't Stop Twinkling's username to Magnifique✨

Magnifique✨: Perfect for an icon like moi ✨

Pinky: Yikes, too many sparkles

Pinky has changed Magnifique✨'s username to Magnifique

Magnifique: There's no such thing as too many sparkles, dear ✨

Pinky: Righht

Pinky has changed Ingenium's username to OfflineSonic

Izukms: PFFT

Lukewarm: Accurate

mochi: Yep

Pinky has changed Froppy's username to Tsu ♡

Pinky has changed Tentacole's username to Octonaut

Bakustay: You did not just

Izukms: .

mochi: .

Kyo-Fi: .

Sharkboy: .

Octonaut: .

Sparky: PFTHXJSK

Pinky: HAHA

Pinky has changed Creati's username to LiteralGoddess

Kyo-Fi: Damn right she is

Pinky has changed Grape Juice's username to The-7-Dwarfs

Pinky has changed their name to Pinkqueen

Pinkqueen: SUCCESS

Pinkqueen: My life is complete

Izukms: And so is mine, apparently

Sparky: FACTS

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Dec 4, 8:47 am

Izukms: @Sharkboy there's a spider in my room and I need you to come and kill it for me

Sharkboy: Oh hell no, I'm not going in there

Sharkboy: Spiders are creepy, man

Sharkboy: You're on your own

Izukms: BRuh

Izukms: Fine, poopyhead

Sharkboy: Poopyhead??

Izukms: @Lukewarm

Izukms: I need you to come and kill a spider for me

Lukewarm: No

Lukewarm: I'm busy

Izukms: But it's Saturday ?

Lukewarm: Exactly

Lukewarm: I'm getting my nails done 💅

Izukms: Seriously??

Lukewarm: Mhm

Izukms: And you didn't invite me?

Lukewarm: Nope

Izukms: Hmph

Izukms: Okay fine, but I'm coming with you next time >:(

Lukewarm: Fine by me, shawty

Izukms: @Octonaut

Izukms: Are you busy

Octonaut: I'm free, why?

Izukms: There's a spider In my room

Izukms: And I need you to get rid of it for me

Octonaut: Can't you do that yourself though?

Izukms: No, I can't

Octonaut: But it's a spider

Izukms: exactly

Octonaut: .

Octonaut: Yeah, no, you can handle this on your own

Izukms: Damn you

Izukms: @Tsu ♡

Izukms: Do-

Izukms: Do you eat bugs, by any chance?

Tsu ♡: Midoriya

Tsu ♡: Why the fuck would I eat bugs

Izukms: UhHhh

Izukms: Because they're… tasty?

Tsu ♡: ???

Izukms: ????

Izukms: Y'know what, let's just pretend that this conversation never happened :')

Tsu ♡: Yeah, that's probably for the best

Izukms: @Bakustay

Izukms: Kacchan I know this is a weird question but

Izukms: Could you maybe come to my room real quick?

Bakustay: Why?

Izukms: Because I need help with something that's very important

Bakustay: 

Bakustay: Don't tell me you found another spider on your window sill

Izukms: It's actually on my desk this time :')

Bakustay: Ridiculous

Bakustay: You're able to stop villains that even the pros themselves can't defeat, and yet you cower at the sight of an arachnid

Izukms: They have so many eyes! And legs!

Bakustay: Eight eyes. Eight legs.

Izukms: That's a lot!!

Bakustay: Shoji has six arms and two legs

Bakustay: What's the difference??

Octonaut: And suddenly I'm having an identity crisis

Existential crisis: Mood

Izukms: Sigh

Izukms: You simply don't understand

Bakustay: Shut up nerd

Bakustay: Just grab a vacuum and suck it up or something, idk

Izukms: But if I stop looking at it then it'll move! 

Bakustay: Cry about it

Izukms: Kacchan please 🥺

Bakustay: 'KacChan pLease 🥺'

Izukms: >:(

Izukms: Fine, be that way

Izukms: I'll just ask All Might to do it for me. He's better than you anyways

Sharkboy: OH DAMN

Pinkqueen: TEA ☕

Bakustay: Excuse me

Bakustay: but what did you just say?

Izukms: It's not that hard to reread a message, Kacchan

Bakustay: 

Bakustay: Okay, that's it, I'm coming to your room

Izukms: YES

Bakustay: But that spider won't be the only thing I'm killing

Izukms: Worth it

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Dec 11, 7:15 am

Tsu ♡: That's it, I'm defunding the weather

Tsu ♡: 30 degrees is too cold

Existential crisis: Honestly.

Existential crisis: I'm literally curled up under my blankets as we speak

Tsu ♡: Me too 💀

Existential crisis:

Existential crisis: I request

Existential crisis: cuddles

Tsu ♡: Okay :)

Tsu ♡: But come to my room, yours is a little unnerving tbh

Existential crisis: okay <3

Spiderman: Bro??

Sparky: BRO??

Spiderman: Are-

Spiderman: Are they-

Spiderman: 👫??

Sparky: Bro

Sparky: I think

Sparky: I think they are 😳

Spiderman: Bro

Sparky: B r o

Pinkqueen: I don't know why you guys are so surprised by this

Pinkqueen: they've literally been dating for like two months now

Sparky: WHAT

Spiderman: TWO MONTHS??

Pinkqueen: Mhm! 

Pinkqueen: You didn't know?

Sparky: Um, no??

Pinkqueen: Oh. Guess we forgot to tell you about it :p

Spiderman: BRUH

Sparky: But wait

Sparky: Didn't Tokoyami say that he was aro tho??

Octonaut: No, that was me. Tokoyami said that he was ace

Sparky: OHH

Sparky: That makes sense

Spiderman: Wait, Shoji's aro?

Octonaut: Yeah 

Spiderman: Then who's the bi boy in this class??

Sparky: Dude

Sparky: That's me 💀

Spiderman: OH SHIT

Spiderman: SORRY BRO

Sparky: BRUH

Pinkqueen: Not y'all mixing up everybody's sexualities 💀

Sparky: ShhHh

Sparky: There are like 20 people in our class, can you blame me??

Sparky: I'mma have to make a list or something to keep up with all of their orientations, this is ridiculous 😭

Pinkqueen: DO IT

Sparky: DO IT?

Pinkqueen: YES

Sparky: OKAY, I'LL COLLECT INFO RIGHT NOW

Bakustay: Or you could just mind your own business instead like a normal person

Sparky: NOPE IM GOOD

Sparky: @everyone COMING OUT PARTYYYYY

Pinkqueen: YEAHHH

Bakustay: For the love of god

Sharkboy: Ooh, we haven't done this since last year!

Sharkboy: I'm gay!! 💪🌈

Bakustay: Y'all are all a bunch of disappointments

Sharkboy: He's gay too

Bakustay: EJI

Sparky: LMFAO

Kyo-Fi: I'm a lesbian ✌️

LiteralGoddess: Bisexual <3

Dinofluff: gay

Lukewarm: uh,,

Lukewarm: I'm still questioning

Sharkboy: That's alright, man! You don't need to rush it :)

Lukewarm: thanks bro

Sharkboy: Of course bro!

📌 Izukms: I'm pan, but those beds in the nurse's office do be looking kinda cute tho 

Spiderman: Wtf midoriya

Kyo-Fi: I'm pinning that 💀

Izukms: damn it 💀

Magnifique: Amateurs

Magnifique: My sexuality is ✨ self love ✨

Lukewarm: that's... not how it works, Aoyama

Magnifique: Or is it

Lukewarm:

Magnifique:

Lukewarm:

Lukewarm: ok

📸: I'm bi-curious as of a few weeks ago :')

Pinkqueen: Yeah, girl! Slay!

Ko-ala: ❤️💛💙 ^—^

Izukms: Wait really?? Omg yes, I thought I was the only one 🥺

Ko-ala: <33

Izukms: <333

Dinofluff: geez

Dinofluff: midoriya can switch from 😘💅💋 to ☺️🥰💞 so quickly that I'm genuinely horrified

Pinkqueen: FR, like how??

Izukms: You can do anything with a cute face and a traumatizing past, guys

Izukms: I mean, just look at Todoroki

Lukewarm: .

Lukewarm: I'm gonna go ahead and pretend like I didn't just read that

Izukms: that's probably for the best

Pinkqueen: @Sparky I'm pretty sure that everyone else is straight, so make that list, king! 👑

Sparky: Already on it!

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Dec 15, 6:00 pm

Lukewarm: pov you get crushed by a boulder

Bakustay: what the fuck

Lukewarm: Midoriya got crushed by a boulder

Bakustay: wtf he's such a loser

Lukewarm: I think he's dead

Bakustay: don't get your hopes up

Lukewarm: he isn't moving

Bakustay: did you move the boulder

Lukewarm: yeah

Bakustay: is he breathing

Lukewarm: lemme check

Lukewarm:

Lukewarm: yeah

Bakustay: damn it

Lukewarm: shawty what

Lukewarm: didn't you just tell me not to get my hopes up 🤨

Bakustay: that was in the past

Lukewarm: fuck you

Bakustay: fuck you too

Dinofluff: um

Dinofluff: is this a bad time 😳

Bakustay: Yes.

Lukewarm: nope, what's up?

Bakustay: Deku is literally dying.

Lukewarm: yeah, but a cute boy is trying to talk to us

Bakustay: I thought you liked deku??

Lukewarm: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bakustay: bitch what

Dinofluff: er

Lukewarm: Sorry, Ojiro. please continue :)

Bakustay: I despise you

Dinofluff: Uh, okay. So I'm making some hot cocoa for the class, and I was wondering if you guys wanted any?

Bakustay: I'm not drinking that shit

Dinofluff: ok

Dinofluff: todoroki?

Lukewarm:

Lukewarm: what flavor is it

Dinofluff: pardon?

Lukewarm: I said what flavor is it

Dinofluff: it's, uh

Dinofluff: it's cocoa flavored

Lukewarm: yeah

Lukewarm: but what flavor is it

Dinofluff: i-

Dinofluff: I just told you

Dinofluff: it's cocoa flavored

Lukewarm: yeah, but like

Lukewarm: cocoa h o w

Bakustay: it's chocolate, you dense mf

Lukewarm: ohhhh

Bakustay: jesus fucking christ

Lukewarm: then yeah

Lukewarm: I'll have some hot cocoa 😉

Bakustay: wtf was that wink for

Dinofluff: okay! 

Bakustay: you're just going to ignore it??

Dinofluff: @mochi @Existential crisis Hey, do you guys want some hot cocoa? :)

mochi: YES

Existential crisis: I would love some ♡

Dinofluff: alright ^^

Dinofluff: I'll let you all know when it's ready

Lukewarm: okay

Lukewarm: sigh

Lukewarm: he deserves so much more screen time tbh

mochi: what?

Lukewarm: nothing

Bakustay: You do realize that he's already dating Dunce Face, don't you?

Lukewarm: Yes, but I can still dream

Bakustay: wtf

Bakustay: this bitch is already cheating on his future husband

Lukewarm: Anyways, can somebody like, help me take midoriya to the infirmary?

Lukewarm: he's been laying on the ground for like seven minutes

Bakustay: Huh, I wonder why 😒

mochi: I'll help! :D

Bakustay: of course you will

Lukewarm: Okay, I'll pm you my location

mochi: 👍

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Dec 22, 10:33 am

Octonaut: okay so basically

Octonaut: bakugo blew up a water fountain at the park

Octonaut: and now he's on the run

Kyo-Fi: I-

Lukewarm: wtf

Sparky: LMAO SERIOUSLY?? 

Existential crisis: #not-surprised

Sparky: We were literally talking on the phone like ten minutes ago though 😭

Octonaut: yeah, well, It's bakugo

Octonaut: what did you expect

Izukms: Omfg he did this in fourth grade too

Sparky: WHAGT

Kyo-Fi: JWVSHAB

Izukms: I thought he learned his lesson but i guess not

Izukms: smh

Spiderman: Wait

Spiderman: Are you saying that Bakugo has been an angry wreck since he was nine? 💀

Izukms: Sero, he's been an angry wreck since he was four 💀💀

Sparky: LMAO #NOT-SURPRISED

Pinkqueen: bro stop using hashtags unironically 😭

Kyo-Fi: #not-surprised

Existential crisis: I'm trending

Octonaut: Oh shit somebody get Iida

Octonaut: I think he's about to get caught

Kyo-Fi: Are you stalking him???

Octonaut: I see all, know all

Kyo-Fi: That doesn't answer my question

Sparky: @OfflineSonic Please come online, I know it's a lot to ask but

Sparky: We need you, vroom vroom boy :')

Izukms: Bruh-

Spiderman: @OfflineSonic

Pinkqueen: @OfflineSonic

Kyo-Fi: @OfflineSonic plz

Existential crisis: this is pitiful to witness

Existential crisis: @OfflineSonic

Pinkqueen: @OfflineSonic

OfflineSonic: Greetings, class! Apologies for my absence, I've been taking some time to study for classes, and I encourage you all to do the same! We have tests coming up! :)

Sparky: SONIC

Spiderman: IDDAAAAAAAA

Pinkqueen: IIDA IIDA IIDA IIDA

Izukms: ONG IIDA-KUN

Octonaut: IIDA

Octonaut: WE NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE WITH SOMETHING, MY LORD

OfflineSonic: ??

OfflineSonic: What is it? 

Octonaut: It's Bakugo :(

OfflineSonic: Oh brother, what is he up to this time?

Octonaut: He broke a fountain and now the cops are after him

OfflineSonic: WHAT?

OfflineSonic: When did this happen??

Octonaut: Like, five minutes ago or sum

OfflineSonic: Well, then we need to tell an adult! As class rep, it is my duty to ensure the safety and discipline of my classmates; Although I do agree that Bakugo deserves to face the consequences of his actions rightfully and justly, he is also still a minor, and he must be handled as such.

OfflineSonic: I'm sure the teachers can pardon him for his actions as well as give him a reasonable punishment for what he did, without the threat of juvenile detention sabotaging his records. I will go and inform them of the matter now.

Izukms: Go, Iida :')

Spiderman: HE SAID HIS CLASS REP CATCHPHRASE OMG

Sparky: WHAT A LEGEND 😭

Kyo-Fi: I can't believe I just witnessed that

Kyo-Fi: I have been blessed

Pinkqueen: I didn't even know if he was still in the chat, he was gone so long

Existential crisis: What a historical event

Octonaut: Good grief

Lukewarm: saiki?

Izukms: Where did you come from??

Lukewarm: I've been here the whole time

Izukms: Oh

Octonaut: Well, now that that issues been settled

Octonaut: Who wants breakfast?

Sparky: ME I DO

Spiderman: I WANT BREAKFAST

Izukms: FOOOD

Pinkqueen: FOOOOOD

Lukewarm: smh y'all really love food

Octonaut: Do you not want any?

Lukewarm: what no of course I want some back off

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Dec 27, 12:23 pm

Pinkqueen: @Izukms Midoriya istg if you try to join the girls chat one more time, I'll actually throw you out the window

Izukms: B-

Izukms: But I'm a queen 🥺

Pinkqueen: No ❤️

Izukms: I-

Izukms: But why not 😭

Pinkqueen: Because

Pinkqueen: You're not sexy enough

Izukms: WHAT

Izukms: BUT I'M A WHOLE ASS SNACK

Pinkqueen: For a rat, maybe

Izukms: I-

Izukms: YOU

Izukms: THIS IS A HATE CRIME

Izukms: IM CALLING THE POLICE

Pinkqueen: lmao wtf

Izukms: @Lukewarm

Pinkqueen: LMAO WTF

Lukewarm: what do u need

Izukms: Shoto, am I a queen? 🥺🥺

Lukewarm: I-

Pinkqueen: WIIDFJWJSJS

Lukewarm: uh

Lukewarm: sure

Izukms: REALLY?

Lukewarm: yeah, sure

Lukewarm: why 🤨

Izukms: because mina said that I wasn't sexy

Lukewarm: she's right

Izukms: WHAT

Lukewarm: IM KIDDING

Izukms: HOW COULD YOU

Lukewarm: I WAS KIDDING

Izukms: SHOTO

Lukewarm: IT WAS A JOKE

Izukms: YOU HATER

Bakustay: What the hell

Pinkqueen: BAKUGO

Pinkqueen: Are you here to be a queen too

Bakustay: WHAT

Pinkqueen: AHAHWHFBWHF

Existential crisis: What did I just walk in on

Kyo-Fi: Nobody knows

Bakustay: I'm not a queen, you bitch

Bakustay: I'm a god

Izukms: yeah, a god of intolerance 🤭

Bakustay: I'LL THROW YOU SIX FEET UNDER DEKU

Izukms: HQISJAJL NO

Bakustay: UGLY ASS MF

Izukms: NOOOO

Sparky: Man, this weighted blanket is really something else

Pinkqueen: I-

Pinkqueen: wtf kami 💀

Sparky: What?? I'm just saying

Sparky: 10/10 would recommend ✨

Lukewarm: Shawty

Lukewarm: Where can I get one? 

Sparky: I got mine from the grocery store! It was on sale 😎

Sparky: But you can also order them online! There's this really cool website I found with a bunch of sensory junk, I can send you a link in dms if you want :D

Lukewarm: Yes please :)

Sparky: Okay!

Izukms: Omg, that's the first time I've ever seen him use the smiley face thing :0

Pinkqueen: Same 🥺

Bakustay: I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET ASSHOLE

Izukms: FUCK

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Jan 6, 9:41 pm

Pinkqueen has added Hitoshi Shinsou to the chat

Pinkqueen has changed Hitoshi Shinsou's username to fuzzy socks

Pinkqueen: We have a newbie, you guys :)

Izukms: holy shit

fuzzy socks: oh hey

Izukms: HOLY SHIT

Izukms: SHINSOU

fuzzy socks: w. hat

Izukms: YOU MADE IT INTO THE HERO COURSE!!

fuzzy socks: yeah, I know

fuzzy socks: crazy, right

Izukms: I KNEW YOU WOULD MAKE IT

Izukms: IM SO PROUDN OF U

fuzzy socks: I-

Izukms: IM CRYING TEARS OF JOY RN

fuzzy socks: what.

Izukms: THIS IS YHE BEST DAY EVER

Izukms: ILYSM YOUR YHE BESTD 

Bakustay: wtf is going on here

Izukms: SHINSOUS GOING ON HERE JWHDJWJEJD

Bakustay: .

Bakustay: wait

Bakustay: you talkin about the aizawa kinnie?

Pinkqueen: I-

Pinkqueen: Yes, that would be him 💀

fuzzy socks: the one and only

Bakustay: God damn it

Bakustay: Not another extra ✋

Izukms: HE'S NOT AN EXTRA

Izukms: HE'S WONDERFUL

Izukms: A GIFT STRAIGHT FROM HEAVRN

fuzzy socks: I don't know if I should feel flattered or creeped out rn so I'll just sit here and decompose

Bakustay: fucking-

Bakustay: Every day, I find myself questioning your relationship with Todoroki, Deku

Bakustay: Are y'all dating or

Izukms: 

Izukms: No comment

Bakustay: BITCH

Izukms: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sparky: I just took a massive dump you guys

Sparky: It was amazing

Pinkqueen: I-

Kyo-Fi: bitch what 🤨

fuzzy socks: I'm-

Sparky: OH, SHINSOJ

Sparky: I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE HAHA LMAO WOW HEY

fuzzy socks: hey

Sparky: HEYY HAHA

Sparky: @Spiderman LOOK BRO SHINSOUS HERE

Spiderman: Huh

Spiderman: OH

Spiderman: Hi Shinsou!!

fuzzy socks: hey

Pinkqueen: So are we just gonna ignore Denki's last comment or… 👁️

Kyo-Fi: Yes, yes we are

Pinkqueen: That's fair

Spiderman: HOW ARE YOU??

fuzzy socks: I'm fine lmao

Sparky: @Sharkboy KIRISHIMAAA

Sharkboy: WHAG

Sparky: THERE'S A NEW GUY

Sharkboy: WHAT

Sharkboy: OMGGGG HI SHINSOU!!! CONGRATS ON MAKING IT IN!!! :D

fuzzy socks: thanks

fuzzy socks: bye

Kyo-Fi: Damn, that was quick 💀

fuzzy socks: I have some papers to fill out

Sharkboy: Okay, see you later then!! Have a nice day! 

Sparky: See u bro :)

Izukms: Bye 😍

Bakustay: 

Bakustay: Well that was a waste of my time

Sparky: LMAO

Izukms: Oh yeah, that reminds me!

Izukms: Why are you still awake, Kacchan?? Isn't it past your bedtime?

Sparky: LMFAO

Pinkqueen: Not his bedtime 🤭

Bakustay: Yeah, but I got sidetracked while trying to go to sleep and now I'm here

Bakustay: @Sparky @Pinkqueen DIE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

Pinkqueen: BAHAHABA

Sparky: AHA- ⚰️

Izukms: sidetracked?

Izukms: sidetracked with what??

Bakustay: None of your fucking business, dirtwad 😒

Izukms: oh? ',:)

Sparky: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spiderman: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kyo-Fi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Pinkqueen: 👀🍵✨

Bakustay: FUCK OFF

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Jan 9, 7:08 pm

Kyo-Fi: Bruh, I was trying to play the ukulele and then the strings broke 😩

Sparky: LMFAOBWHDBS

Sparky: BUT HOWW

Kyo-Fi: IDK THEY JUST SNAPPED

Sparky: HOW DO THEY JUST SNAP??

Kyo-Fi: IDK MAN

Kyo-Fi: The ukulele was sick and tired of my shit and finally decided to end it all

Sparky: JESUS

Sparky: Poor suicidal ukelele 😩🙏

Existential Crisis: zamn 

Existential crisis: can I be a suicidal ukelele

Kyo-Fi: No

Kyo-Fi: You can be a suicidal bass tho

Existential crisis: I'll take it

Sparky: WHAGT

Sparky: What am I??!!1

Kyo-Fi: You're a burnt ass chicken tender, get lost

Sparky: :(

Lukewarm: in his defense

Lukewarm:

Lukewarm: burnt chicken tenders aren't really that bad

Existential crisis: excuse me

Kyo-Fi: wtf is wrong with you

Lukewarm: everything

Lukewarm: anyways, what suicidal instrument do you think I would be? 😘

Kyo-Fi: A piano accordion.

Sparky: LMFAO PLEASE

Lukewarm: I-

Lukewarm: 

Lukewarm: Damn fam, that was cruel

Izukms: ME NEXT??

Kyo-Fi: Hm

Kyo-Fi: You kinda give me acoustic guitar vibes tbh

Izukms: Oh, I love guitars! They're so much better than piano accordions

Lukewarm: I will literally strangle you

Izukms: please do~ 😉

Kyo-Fi: Ayo? 🤨

Sparky: Wtf man

📌 Sparky: Why do I have to be the chicken tender?? 😭

Existential crisis: pinned.

Sparky: HAHA

Kyo-Fi: Bro, just accept your fate as a chicken tender and move on with your life

Kyo-Fi: it's not that hard

Sparky: But I CAN'T 😭

Kyo-Fi: Why not? 

Sparky: Because

Sparky: My boyfriend is a vegetarian, so how's he gonna eat me ou-

Existential crisis: UM

Lukewarm: LMAO WHAT

Kyo-Fi: I- 😦

Izukms: UR DONE 👆 UR DONE 👆

Sparky: I'll take my leave 💀

Dinofluff: smh

Dinofluff: ur really out here exposing all of our secrets n shit

Izukms: I-

Izuksm: Nope, that was it, that was my last straw.

Izukms: @Bakustay Come on kacchan we're going to a bar

Bakustay: I'm doing my homework rn

Bakustay: Your shitty ass bar can wait

Izukms: I will kill your entire fucking family if you don't come to the bar with me right now.

Izukms: I know exactly where you live kacchan

Bakustay: I-

Izukms: I know every single food allergy that your mom has, and I know exactly how long your dad can hold his breath before he passes out

Bakustay: 

Bakustay: I'm coming to the bar with you

Izukms: Yay! :)

Pinkqueen: damm...

Pinkqueen: his ✨ Survival Instincts™ ✨ really don't fail him, do they

Lukewarm: nope

Sharkboy: WAIT AREN'T THEY UNDERAGED???

Sparky: It's 2022, man

Sparky: Nobody's underaged anymore

Sharkboy: shit u right

Sharkboy: I wonder if they'll actually get drunk tho ??

Lukewarm: That would either be super hilarious… or very bad 😐

Pinkqueen: I'll be preparing for the worst then 🥰

Jan 10, 4:23 am

Izukms: We fucked.

Sharkboy: WHAT

Lukewarm: IM SORRY?

Izukms: BWHF

Izukms: WE GOT DRUNK

Izukms: AND THEN WE FUCKED IN A BATHROOM

Sharkboy: YOU'RE KIDDING

Izukms: I WISH I WAS KIDDING

Izukms: BUT I'M NOT

Izukms: I'M SO SORRY

Lukewarm: It's okay babe, I would have fucked him too 😩

Izukms: JABCHSBD NOOO

Sharkboy: DEAR LORD

Sharkboy: WHY DID YALL GET DRUNK IN THE FIRST PLACE

Izukms: I WAS IN A SILLY GOOFY MOOD KIRISHIMA

Izukms: I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF

Lukewarm: Neither could bakugo 😩

Izukms: TODOROSJ

Izukms: STOP

Lukewarm: IM SORRY IM SORRY

Lukewarm: DO YOU NEED SOMEONE TO PICK YOU UP??

Sharkboy: I'LL COME TOO IF U DO

Izukms: YES THAT WOULD BE VERY MUCH APPRECIATED

Izukms: I'm crippled

Lukewarm: Was it the alcohol or was it the fucking

Lukewarm: because damn 😩

Izukms: UR DONE 👆 UR DONE 👆

Sharkboy: So we're like

Sharkboy: Definitely going to talk about this tomorrow, right??

Sharkboy: Because I have very mixed feelings about my boyfriend fucking my other homie's boyfriend 😭

Izukms: YEAH LOL

Izukms: We can make a group chat tmrw after he wakes up and like, genuinely discuss this 💀

Lukewarm: Sounds like a plan 💀

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Jan 11, 7:00 PM

fuzzy socks: smh

fuzzy socks: y'all really out here getting drunk n shit because of vegetarians

Lukewarm: INABDHHWGH

Lukewarm: PLEASE

Izukms: THAT WAS SO UNCALLED FOR BYE 😭🖐️

fuzzy socks: uncalled for, but true

Sparky: HOW DID THINGS GO BTW?? LIKE I READ BACK AND WAS VERY CONCERNED??

Pinkqueen: YEAH SAME

Pinkqueen: Like did anybody break up??

Sharkboy: Well, me and Kats didn't! We already talked about it in private <3

Sharkboy: Idk about Todoroki and Midoriya tho..

Existential Crisis: does anybody?

Pinkqueen: Omg

Pinkqueen has changed Existential Crisis's name to Stalker

Stalker: …

Stalker: ok

Lukewarm: Izuku

Lukewarm: Do you wanna tell them or?

Izukms: Uhhh

Izukms: Maybe?

Bakustay: Hold up

Bakustay: Is this about your stupidly confusing relationship with Todoroki? Because Istg if it's not

Izukms: er… yes?

Bakustay:

Bakustay: I'm listening

Lukewarm: That's a new one

Bakustay: I will slaughter you

Izukms: Ok

Izukms: Well I might as well just ping everyone right?? To avoid confusion?

Lukewarm: Good idea lmao

Lukewarm: you got this babe 😩

Izukms: ty hottie 😩

Bakustay: vomiting on my floor rn

Izukms: @everyone

Izukms: Alright : )

Izukms: So y'know how me and shoto are always like, flirting with each other and stuff?

Magnifique: Oh yes dear

Magnifique: You aren't exactly subtle ✨

mochi: yeah, like, I thought y'all even made out once??

Izukms: WHAT

Lukewarm: Who told you?

Izukms: SHOTO

Lukewarm: AHAVXHABZHX

Izukms: WE DIDN'T EVEN

Lukewarm: I KNOW I KNOWH I'M JUST KIDDINGWVS

Izukms: NoW IS NOT THE TIME 😩

mochi: So y'all didn't??

Izukms: NO

Lukewarm: I'm pretty sure I'm not even into that kinda stuff 😭

mochi: oh thank god

mochi: this brings me so much closure

fuzzy socks: jesus christ

Izukms: WEll anywAys

Izukms: We're actually not really, like

Izukms: dating??

Bakustay: WHAT

📸: UM??

📸: I JUST GOT MY HAIR DONE AND THIS IS WHAT I COME BACK TO?

Pinkqueen: wait

Pinkqueen: your hair… ??

📸: 

📸: Don't ask foolish questions mina

Pinkqueen: noted

Bakustay: I HATE YOUR GUTS DEKU

Izukms: WHAT?? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM??

Bakustay: HOW ARE YOU AND HIM NOT

Bakustay: HOW ARE YALL NOT

Bakustay: 👬?!

Sparky: LMAO THE EMOJI

Lukewarm: we never said that we were together lmao

Stalker: that's facts

Lukewarm: we're just romantic besties 💅

Izukms: Mhm!

Kyo-Fi: word

Bakustay: What

Bakustay: The actual fuck

Bakustay: ugh, I hate that it all makes sense now

Sparky: wait, but if you guys aren't dating

Sparky: then are you both single??

Lukewarm: I am shawty

Lukewarm: but I'm always ready to mingle 😉

Bakustay: Sure you are, you reserved mf

Lukewarm: don't ruin my moment bakugo 😩

Izukms: I'm also single lol

Izukms: But not for long, hopefully

Sparky: HUH??

Pinkqueen: OHO, I see you midoriya ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kyo-Fi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Magnifique: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

📸: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Lukewarm: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Izukms: STOp

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Mar 28, 4:51 pm

Izukms: if I eat this bread quick enough then maybe I'll choke on it and die 

Lukewarm: #goals

Sparky: #livelaughlove

fuzzy socks: #godsplan 🙏

Bakustay: what the hell is wrong with you guys 💀

Pinkqueen: bakugo's first skull emoji :')

Bakustay: SHUT UP

Izukms: he's developing 🥺

Bakustay: I'm gonna kill you in your sleep

Izukms: did you forget that I'm mentally ill 🤓

Bakustay:

Bakustay: fuck

Izukms: yeah

Lukewarm: Wait, Izuku

Lukewarm: why are you trying to choke on bread 🤨

Izukms: because bread is easy to choke on

Lukewarm:

Lukewarm: that's not what I meant but okay

Pinkqueen: mido, what if we just grab a bunch of bread, sit on the roof, and start crying together

Izukms: um?? I've never been more down in my life???

fuzzy socks: I would like to join you guys if y'all do that

fuzzy socks: for scientific purposes

Sparky: yeah me too

Sparky: for scinteriffic purposes or whatever

Pinkqueen: come up to the roof then, losers 😩

Izuksm: we have a rope for you guys to climb up with if you need it

Bakustay: why do you have a rope and why do I feel so concerned

mochi: I'm coming too, so that I don't fall into imminent insanity

Pinkqueen: valid

Izukms: valid

Sparky: valid

Lukewarm: valid

Lukewarm: and

Lukewarm: I am also going to be joining your weird little cry circle

Bakustay: jesus, how many of you are going to the roof??

Izukms: well let's see

Izukms: there's me, mina, shinsou, denki, ochako, and now shouto

Izukms: so, six people

Sharkboy: wait I'm coming too :(

Izukms: seven people*

Sharkboy: :)

Bakustay: what the fuck

Pinkqueen: you can come with us too, bakugo 🥺

Bakustay: I would rather drown

Izukms: we can make that happen!

Bakustay: don't say that so genuinely??

fuzzy socks: c'mon dude, you don't even have to eat bread if you don't want to

mochi: yeah!! you can bring, like, hot cheetos or something instead!

Bakustay: what is this??

Bakustay: why are you trying to make me join your cry circle??

Sharkboy: because we love you?

Sparky: because we want to you feel included?

Lukewarm: because you're basically our mom? 

Bakustay: what

Pinkqueen: because midoriya has a rope and nobody trusts him with it?

Izukms: she's got a point

Izukms: but seriously, you don't even have to cry or eat or anything! you can just sit there and exist with us and that'll be enough 🥺

Lukewarm: ^

Sharkboy: ^^

Pinkqueen: ^

Sparky: ^^

fuzzy socks: ^

mochi: ^

Bakustay: Jesus fucking christ, do you guys know how to shut up??

Lukewarm: no

Sparky: no

Bakustay: ugh

Bakustay: fine, I'll come with you to your sad ass roof party or whatever

Bakustay: but I'm only coming to make sure you guys don't try anything stupid

Bakustay: I'm looking at you, deku

Izukms: HAHA YES

Sharkboy: YAYAYAAAYAYY

Sparky: CELEBRATION NOISES

Bakustay: shut up

Pinkqueen: COME TO THE ROOF BAKUGO

Pinkqueen: WE SAVED YOU A SPOT :D

Bakustay: chill tf out, I'm on my way

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Apr 15, 12:04 am

Sparky: pleeeease? pretty please with emo strawberries on top??

Stalker: no, kaminari, I am not letting you pet dark shadow

Stalker: also strawberries aren't emo

Kyo-Fi: try blood oranges

Sparky:

Sparky: I'll give you blood oranges tokoyami

Stalker: my door is unlocked

Sparky: YES 

Cellophane: Woah

Cellophane: Jirou can speak emo 😱

Kyo-Fi: obviously

Izukms: oh! so can kacchan!

Izukms: he had a phase in sixth grade.

mochi: WHAT

mochi: I CLICK ON THE NOTIFICATION AND I AM BLESSED???

Sharkboy: Omg

Sharkboy: That explains the skull t-shirt in the family picture he showed me 🖐️

Bakustay: HEY WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

Bakustay: I DID NOT HAVE AN EMO PHASE

Kyo-Fi: dude we all know you're lying

Kyo-Fi: it's okay to be emo 😔

Bakustay: I'M NOT EMO

Bakustay: DEKU WHERE ARE YOU BITCH

Izukms:

Izuksm: sixthgradeclasspicture.JPG

Pinkqueen: LMAO WAIT OMNGHGG

Bakustay: DEKU

Pinkqueen: OMG HE'S EVEN WEARING EYELINER

Bakustay: SHUT UP

Kyo-Fi: He… put so much effort into that outfit 💀

Cellophane: BAHASGHAJAG HOLY SHIT

mochi: HEHDW I'M LOSING IT

Bakustay: ASSHOLES

Bakustay: DEKU USED TO HAVE A CRUSH ON KAMUI WOODS

Izukms: I

Kyo-Fi: VBAHAHAHAGAHA

Pinkqueen: LMFAO?? MIDORIYA??

Izukms: He-

Izukms: HE WAS SO KIND TO EVERYONE

Cellophane: Omg 😭

Izukms: AND MY TWELVE YEAR OLD BRAIN THOUGHT THAT IT WAS ATTRACTIVE

Cellophane: NAAAAH

Cellophane: KAMUI WOODS THOUGH?!?

Izukms: LeAVE ME ALONEDJ

Pinkqueen: kamui woods 💀🖐️

Izukms: MINAAFAFSFSGA

Izukms: KACCHAN YOU RAT

Bakustay: RAT?? IM NOT A FUCKING RAT YOU DUMB BITCH

Izukms: DONT LIE TO ME 

mochi: 👁️👄👁️🍿

Bakustay: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOLD THEM THAT I WAS EMO

Bakustay: YOU STARTED THIS SO DON'T EVEN TRY

Izukms: IT WAS A FRIENDLY TEASE

Izukms: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO EXPOSE 12 YR OLD ME LIKE THAT 😭🖐️

Lukewarm: what the fuck is happening

Bakustay: FRIENDLY TEASE MY ASS

Lukewarm: AYO?? 🤨

Cellophane: Tease his ass??? 🤨🤨

Pinkqueen: 🤨🖐️

mochi: 🤨🤨🖐️

Izukms: BAVAGAHAHAGAA

Bakustay: shUT THE FUCK UP EXTRAS

Pinkqueen: PKWAASBHAA

mochi: IM WHEEZING 

Bakustay: I HATE YOU ALL

Kyo-Fi: that's what an emo kid would say 🗿

Bakustay: Die

Izukms: PFFT

Pinkqueen: Y'KNOW WHAT??

Pinkqueen has changed Bakustay's name to E-Boy

E-Boy: EXCUSE ME?? 

E-Boy: I THINK THE FUCK NOT

Kyo-Fi: I'LL M FUXKAM IM CRYING

Pinkqueen has changed Izukms's name to Kamui4Lifers

mochi: CRYING AND THROWING UP RN

Kamui4Lifers:

Kamui4Lifers: it was bound to happen eventually 😔

Cellophane: LMFAO 💀

E-Boy:  @Pinkqueen prepare to die, bubblegum bitch

Pinkqueen: oh, great heavens 😱

Chapter Text

Apr 23, 8:11 am

E-Boy: @Kamui4Lifers you mother fucker 

Kamui4Lifers: what did I do this time??

E-Boy: nothing

E-Boy: I just feel like ruining people's lives today

Kamui4Lifers: oh, okay 🙂

Stalker: what the hell

Pinkqueen: um?? get into it ig???

Lukewarm: that smiley face is sending mixed messages

Sparky: why does he always wake up and choose violence 😭

Tsu ♡: 💔💔

LiteralGoddess:

LiteralGoddess: this chat is so concerning sometimes istg

Ko-ala: ^

Octonaut: ^

Sharkboy: ^

Sugarmom: Guys I'm making cupcakes rn, does anybody want some?

Pinkqueen: I WANT SOME

LiteralGoddess: I would love some!

Stalker: I would like a couple as well, please

Kamui4Lifers: I'm good, but I appreciate the offer :)

E-Boy: sure, I'll have one of your fugly ass cupcakes

Ko-ala: (＾∇＾)ﾉ

Sugarmom: okay! I'll text you all when they're ready! take care <3

Stalker: what would we do without him

Pinkqueen: we would die 

LiteralGoddess: accurate.

Tsu ♡: why didn't you want any cupcakes, mido? I thought you loved them

Kamui4Lifers: oh, I do!! but I'm just not that hungry rn, haha 

Tsu ♡: Have you eaten breakfast yet?

Kamui4Lifers: Yep!!! Totally!!

Tsu ♡:

Tsu♡: suree

E-Boy: smh deku

E-Boy: You're such a terrible liar that I physically recoiled

Kamui4Lifers: Shut up, e-boy 🥶

E-Boy: YOU WANNA FUCKING GO??

Kamui4Lifers: YEAH BITCH SQUARE UP

Sharkboy: oh dear :(

Stalker: oh great heavens

📌 Sparky: This is so scary uwu *shits cutely*

E-Boy: I- 

E-Boy: PARDON????]??]

Kamui4Lifers: WHAT THE FUCK??! 💀

Ko-ala: 😨

Pinkqueen: PIN OF SHAME

Sparky: NOOOO

Stalker: that was it

Stalker: that was the last straw 💔

Sparky: IM SORRY 😭

Kamui4Lifers: that has officially made my crippling depression even worse

Kamui4Lifers: I am now vomiting and crying uncontrollably

E-Boy: as if you weren't doing that already

Kamui4Lifers: 💃

E-Boy: Tf ???

fuzzy socks: mood

E-Boy: die

fuzzy socks: okay

fuzzy socks: c'mon Izuku let's go die together

Kamui4Lifers: I would love to !!!1!1!11

Pinkqueen: 

Pinkqueen: they went offline 💀

E-Boy: good riddance

Pinkqueen: BRUH

Stalker: damn

Stalker: and midoriya was one of our best classmates, too

Pinkqueen: we need to plan his funeral immediately

Tsu ♡: what about shinsou?

Pinkqueen: this ain't about him

Sparky: owo

Pinkqueen: die

Chapter Text

May 1st, 6:23 pm

Lukewarm: y'all

Lukewarm: tell me why denki is literally crying over uno rn 💀

Pinkqueen: LMAO WHAT 

E-Boy: its because he fucking sucks

Cellophane: L+Ratio

Lukewarm: L+Ratio

Sparky: hey alexa, how do i stop getting bullied

Cellophane: just get good :p

Sparky: I WAS UP AGAINST MIDORIYA

Sparky: I never stood a chance 😭

Lukewarm: he has a point

E-Boy: Tch, you guys are hopeless

📌 E-Boy: His ass isn't even that hard to beat

Cellophane: I-

Cellophane: pardon? 🧐

Sparky: ayo?? 🤨🤨

Pinkqueen: buddy… 💀

Lukewarm: HSHDHWHW OMFG

E-Boy:

E-Boy: I hate all of you so much.

Sparky: LMSNAOO

Lukewarm: that's okay, we hate us too ❤️

Pinkqueen: dayum

Kamui4Lifers: wtf did I just read

Sparky: the truth

Kamui4Lifers:

Kamui4Lifers: fair

9:36 pm

Stalker: so

Stalker: favorite candy? @everyone

Pinkqueen: wow

Pinkqueen: that was hella random but okay

Stalker: leave me alone, I'm not good at starting conversations 💀

Pinkqueen: really? I couldn't tell 💀

mochi: LMAO

Kamui4Lifers: its okay tokoyami, I believe in you 😩

Stalker: thank you, comrade

Kamui4Lifers: ofc 💕

Kamui4Lifers: also, my favorite candy is probably starbursts

Kamui4Lifers: OR those little All Might chocolates that they sell at like, every grocery store

Cellophane: Choco Mights?

Kamui4Lifers: Yeah, those!

Cellophane: aren't those literally just normal chocolate chunks though?

Kamui4Lifers: perhaps

Kamui4Lifers: but they have All Might faces on them, therefore they are superior to every other chocolate

Cellophane: oh, I see :)

Sparky: (he did not, in fact, see)

Cellophane: SHUT

E-Boy: I hate all candy except for jawbreakers

Pinkqueen: fitting

E-Boy: Isn't it?

Dinofluff: I like to eat those weird little pop-rock things

Dinofluff: they're so interesting

Sparky: right?? I love those things!

Sparky: my favorite candy is pixy stix

Octonaut: tootsie rolls

Octonaut: don't ask why because idk

Cellophane: hubba bubba bubblegum tape

mochi: predictable

Lukewarm: icebreakers

mochi: also predictable

Ko-ala: …

Ko-ala: [warheads.png]

mochi: I-

Kamui4Lifers: WAIT WHAT?)(*!?

Chapter Text

May 6, 6:32 pm

Lukewarm: Hey, has anyone seen Midoriya? He was at school today but now I can't find him

E-Boy: I'm pretty sure he said that he was going to stay with Rody in Oseon for the weekend

Lukewarm: ohh, is that so? ,':)

Lukewarm: well, in that case

Lukewarm: @Pinkqueen Do you wanna come with me to the mall? I'm in the mood to try on some new outfits and Izuku can't come with me like he usually does 👁️👄👁️

Pinkqueen: omg sure!!

Pinkqueen: can I invite some other ppl too?

Lukewarm: Of course

Sparky: wait, who's rody? 

Pinkqueen: Kay! @LiteralGoddess @Tsu ♡ @📸 @Magnifique

Pinkqueen: guys get up, we're going to the mall 😎

LiteralGoddess: Okay! I'll be ready in ten!

Tsu ♡: Oooo, ok

Magnifique: finally ✨

📸: YEAAAAH

E-Boy: smh

Sparky: uh?? my question was never answered besties??

E-Boy: about rody?

Sparky: yes!

Sparky: who is he? because mido talks about him like all the time 💀

E-Boy: oh, he's just some dude that Deku met on one of our missions a few months ago

E-Boy: he's kind of shady, but they're super close so ig it doesn't matter

Sparky: OHh

Sparky: I see 😉

E-Boy: ???

Stalker: what a mad banquet of darkness

E-Boy: stfu

Stalker: ok

Cellophane: damn

Cellophane: hey, wait a second

Cellophane: why is my chat nickname Cellophane? Like, I thought it was changed to Spiderman a long time ago??

Stalker:

Stalker: puberty

Cellophane: WHAT

Sparky: and that's my cue to leave 💀✋

Dinofluff: actually sobbing rn

Dinofluff: i literally can't find my shampoo anywhere

Stalker: I believe that kaminari has it

Dinofluff: oh?

Stalker: yes

Stalker: he smelled of coconuts today

Sparky: yeaaah, sorry, Mashi

Sparky: I ran out this morning lmfao >.<

Dinofluff: that's okay, I don't mind :)

Dinofluff: wanna go to the store and buy some more?

Sparky: yes please 😭

E-Boy: wait wtf

E-Boy: bird brain, why the hell are you smelling people ?? 

Stalker: I

Stalker: it's not what it looks like, I assure you

E-Boy: 🤨

Cellophane: LMAO WHAAA

Stalker: I just happen to have a very elevated sense of smell

Stalker: and I was hanging out with Kaminari a while ago so I couldn't help but notice that he used different shampoo today

Cellophane: woah, you guys hang out??

Stalker: yes

Stalker: we play the guitar together sometimes

Cellophane: ZAMN

Cellophane: That's actually cool as hell WTF

E-Boy: fuckin losers

E-Boy: sitting around playing guitar n shit when you could easily be training

Cellophane: you're just mad cause dekus gone

E-Boy: STFU

Sparky: uwu

E-Boy: leave

Chapter Text

Jun 11, 12:15 pm

Octonaut: feed me your genders

Octonaut: peasants

Ko-ala: .

Octonaut: except for you

Kamui4Lifers: wait but I like my gender :(

Octonaut: too bad

Kamui4Lifers: im a boy and I'm proud

Kamui4Lifers: you'll never take away my masculinity

E-Boy: what masculinity

Kamui4Lifers: the non-toxic kind <3

Lukewarm: PREACH BABE

Lukewarm: fuck toxic masculinity

Lukewarm: LETS GO PAINT OUR NAILS AND LISTEN TO CAVETOWN

Kamui4Lifers: HYEAAAAH

E-Boy: what the hell is wrong with you guys 💀

E-Boy:

E-Boy: /nbr

Octonaut: wait but what about my genders

Stalker: you can have mine, shoji

Stalker: gender is a meaningless concept that only drags me deeper into despair the longer I stare at it

Stalker: if I can be stripped of it entirely, then perhaps I'll finally be able to fly out of this wretched darkness that is a perpetual identity crisis

Octonaut: what flavor is it

Stalker: I-

Stalker: my gender?

Octonaut: yes

Stalker:

Stalker: blood orange

Octonaut: I'll take it

Pinkqueen: pause

Pinkqueen: did tokoyami just come out to us as non-binary 💀

Stalker: perhaps

Pinkqueen: OOP

Pinkqueen: pronouns?? 

Stalker: he/they

Stalker: because I'm only partially tethered to the normality of this withering society that we reside in

Pinkqueen: right right ofc

Pinkqueen: @Sparky DENKS

Pinkqueen: WHERE'S YOUR NON-CIS LIST

Sparky: THE ONE WE MADE DURING THAT COMING OUT PARTY THING?

Pinkqueen: NO THE ONE AFTER THAT

Pinkqueen: DURING LUNCH

Sparky: OH

Sparky: I-

Sparky: I THINK I ATE IT

Pinkqueen: WHAT????

Sparky: it looked tasty 😫

Pinkqueen: DUDE??!!? 😨😨

Cellophane: YOU ATE ONE OF THE RAINBOW LISTS??

Magnifique: his insides have been ✨ yassified ✨

Cellophane: LAMAKGGDAO

Pinkqueen: HE'S-

Pinkqueen: HE'S DEVOURED ALL OF OUR GENDER IDENTITIES

Pinkqueen: WHAT DO WE DO

Octonaut: I have no choice

Octonaut: I must consume him now

Octonaut: for the sake of my hunger for ḡ̸͇͈̝͍̱̻̾̒̈̂̃́e̸͓͓̤̐̿n̴̤͊̂d̸͓̗̻̓̓̀̚ẹ̴̗̱̱̊̾͝r̷̨͉̱̻͚͙͒̈̃̌

Sparky: WGAT

Pinkqueen: HUHHH?

Octonaut: perish (respectfully)

Sparky: NOOOOO

fuzzy socks: hell yeah

fuzzy socks: kill that bitch

E-Boy: for once, we agree on something 

Sparky: JHWJWJQ WHY 😭

mochi: lmao f

Pinkqueen: f 💀

Cellophane: f

Stalker: f

Octonaut: f

Sparky: this is denkiphobic

Sparky: I'm telling mr. aizawa that y'all are bullying me

Pinkqueen: Mr. Aizawa won't care bro

fuzzy socks: he'll be like

fuzzy socks: uh

E-Boy: "lmao kill that bitch" 

fuzzy socks: LMFAO YEAH

Sparky:

Sparky: your right 😭

E-Boy: you're 

Sparky: I hate this fucking family

5:06 pm

Pinkqueen: wtf?? 

Pinkqueen: why is mido in detention???

Sparky: idfk but bakugo looks absolutely pissed 💀

Lukewarm: LMFAO did y'all not see it?

Sparky: see what??

Lukewarm: bakugo took izuku's notebook during lunch and shawty absolutely snapped

Lukewarm: he punched bakugo straight into one of the tables 😩

Pinkqueen: JWHDHAHQH WHAT??

Sparky: DAMN SERIOUSLY??!

fuzzy socks: LMFAO HUH?? WHAT DID I JUST WALK IN ON?? 

E-Boy: CAN IT, EXTRAS

E-Boy: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD FROM ANY OF YOU

Lukewarm: oh, hey bestie

Lukewarm: how's your arm?

E-Boy: ITS FUCKING FINE

Kyo-Fi: more like fucking broken

Pinkqueen: HE BROKE YOUR ARM??#?#-2+($(

E-Boy: ITS NOT BROKEN ASSHOLES

Lukewarm: but he still hurt it pretty bad, right? 

E-Boy: LIKE I'D EVER LET THAT QUIRKLESS WANNABE LAY A FINGER ON ME

Lukewarm: I bet you weren't saying that when y'all were at that bar ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

E-Boy: IM GONNA BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF 

Lukewarm: my head? 

E-Boy: FUCK YOU

Lukewarm: don't you have a boyfriend? 

fuzzy socks: 💀💀💀

Sparky: STOP ONG IM WHEEZING

E-Boy: ILL STRANGLE YOU ICYHOT, I WON'T FUCKING HESITATE

Lukewarm: THEN CHOKE ME DADDY

Kyo-Fi: PLEASE JM GONAN FIXKWUQB IM SOBIWBG

Pinkqueen: HE WENT OFFLINE

Stalker: what the hell am I witnessing

fuzzy socks: sins

Sparky: TODOROKI PLEASE

Sparky: THAT WAS SO FOUL

Lukewarm: LMDOWH SORRY I COULDN'T HELP IT

fuzzy socks: top ten saddest anime deaths 

Lukewarm: that mf deserved it

Lukewarm: respectfully <3

Dinofluff: i agree

Dinofluff: he face planted into my salad :(

Sparky: ew, boom boom cooties 😩

fuzzy socks: 'boom boom' makes me think of literal shit

Sparky: exactly

Pinkqueen: not us slandering him 💀

Kyo-Fi: it's our way of expressing affection

Sparky: yeah owo

Pinkqueen: DENKS 😭

fuzzy socks: leave, kaminari 💀🖐️

Sparky: WAAAAA

Chapter Text

Jul 11, 3:25 am

Kamui4Lifers: why the hell do my bones always stop working at night

Kamui4Lifers: like it literally hurts sm to type rn 💀

Lukewarm: lmao then stop typing??

Kamui4Lifers: but I'm lonely and bored and crying

Kamui4Lifers: actually,, ignore that last part

fuzzy socks: 🤨

Stalker: you say that as if you don't cry on a daily basis

Kamui4Lifers: stfu fumikage

Stalker: cry about it

Kamui4Lifers: maybe I will

Lukewarm: 💀💀💀

fuzzy socks: bruh I'm so fucking hungry

Lukewarm: 

Lukewarm: then eat

fuzzy socks: shit you right

Stalker: oh! if you're going downstairs then can you grab me some crackers from the pantry

Stalker: they're those brown circle ones

Kamui4Lifers: no, don't do it hitoshi

Kamui4Lifers: let him starve

Stalker: fuck you

Stalker: I'm summoning satan on your ass 

Kamui4Lifers: bold of you to assume that satan is my enemy

Lukewarm: secret love child

Kamui4Lifers: wh-

Kamui4Lifers: huh? 😀

Lukewarm: if satan isn't your enemy then who says he's not your father

Kamui4Lifers:

Kamui4Lifers: no

Stalker: gasp

Lukewarm: izuku

Lukewarm: is all might satan

Kamui4Lifers: NO

Lukewarm: DON'T LIE TO ME

Kamui4Lifers: I'M NOT

Lukewarm: IZUKU

Kamui4Lifers: HE'S NOT SATAN

Lukewarm: YOU CAN TRUST ME

Kamui4Lifers: I DO

Lukewarm: LIAR

Kamui4Lifers: STOP IT

Lukewarm: NEVER

fuzzy socks: I'm going downstairs

Kamui4Lifers: OH

Kamui4Lifers: get me some pretzels please?? 

fuzzy socks: ok <3

Lukewarm:

Lukewarm: oh my god

Kamui4Lifers: wait

Lukewarm: SECRET LOVERS

Kamui4Lifers: NO

1:43 pm

Pinkqueen: slaaay what you wanna slay

Kyo-Fi: and let the slay slOUT

Pinkqueen: SLAAAY SOUL SISTERRR

Kyo-Fi: SLAAYY MY SISTER MISTER

Stalker: is this how people bond

Pinkqueen: I-

Stalker: teach me your ways

Kyo-Fi: IM

Pinkqueen: lmfao WHAT

Kamui4Lifers: MINA

Kamui4Lifers: TEACH HIM HOW TO SLAY

Pinkqueen: WHAT THE HELL

Kamui4Lifers: DO IT

Pinkqueen: WAAAAA

Sparky: I'm sick and tired of these spotify ads

Sparky: like why the hell are you WHISPERING IN MY EAR

Kamui4Lifers: walmart asmr

Sparky: UGH

Sharkboy: I just ate so many gummy worms

Sparky: whaf

Sharkboy: I'm actually gonna throw up

Pinkqueen: um !! not on the gc rug !! 

Lukewarm: you say that as if you actually care about cleanliness

Pinkqueen: shut up roki it's literally spotless in here wdym

Lukewarm: Izuku is bleeding out in the corner

Kamui4Lifers: save me

Pinkqueen:

Pinkqueen: ok I see your point

Sharkboy: please I'm still dying

Kamui4Lifers: relatable ig

Stalker: why did you eat so many gummy worms?

Sharkboy: because they were on sale at walmart :(

Sparky: did the spotify ads seduce you too

Sharkboy: WHAT

Kyo-Fi: if spotify ads are seductive then I don't stand a chance in this world

LiteralGoddess: but we're literally dating

Kyo-Fi:

Kyo-Fi: oh yeah

Pinkqueen: HAHAGAF

Lukewarm: wanna know who else is dating rn

Kamui4Lifers: shoto no

Lukewarm: 

Lukewarm: Izuku

Kamui4Lifers: STOP IT

Pinkqueen: OH ⁉️⁉️

Sharkboy: ohO??

Sparky: WHAT? SERIOUSLY?

Kamui4Lifers: NO NOT SERIOUSLY

Kamui4Lifers: PLEASE

Kyo-Fi: YOU'RE DATING SOMEONE, MIDORIYA??

Sparky: WHO??

Lukewarm: YEAH IZUKU, TELL US WHO YOUR SEEING

Kamui4Lifers: IM NOT SEEING ANYBODY

Kamui4Lifers: IVE NEVER EVEN DATED BEFORE

Sparky: actually nvm

Sparky: it's totally shinsou 💀

Lukewarm: EXACTLY

Kamui4Lifers: IM NOT DATING HITOSHI

Pinkqueen: HITOSHI?

Kamui4Lifers: PLATONIC FIRST NAME BASIS

Kyo-Fi: suuuure 😏

Lukewarm: @fuzzy socks what do you have to say about this, hm?

fuzzy socks:

fuzzy socks: wtf

Kamui4Lifers: TOSHI BACK ME UP

fuzzy socks: oh yeah no we aren't dating, guys

Kamui4Lifers: THANK YOU

fuzzy socks: izuku's dating somebody else already

Kamui4Lifers: HWAT??

Pinkqueen: F

Stalker: this is quite the emotional rollercoaster

Lukewarm: Izuku

Lukewarm: you HAVE to tell us now

Lukewarm: it's in the best friend code 😔

Pinkqueen: yep 😔

Kyo-Fi: mhm 😔

Kamui4Lifers: FUUUCK

Kamui4Lifers: BUT I CANT

Kamui4Lifers: the information is classified

E-Boy: is it the fucking criminal

Kamui4Lifers: KACCHAN

E-Boy: SO IT IS HIM??

Kamui4Lifers: WELL,,, YES BUT DON'T CALL RODY A CRIMINAL

Kamui4Lifers: I can't have the authorities seeing this 👀

E-Boy: DEKU

Lukewarm: LMAASOBD 

fuzzy socks: a criminal? leave it to Izuku to date a fugitive while attending to a hero school 💀🖐️

Pinkqueen: UM?? GONNA NEED THE STORYTIME?? I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF RODY

Kamui4Lifers: he's this BOY

Kamui4Lifers: that I met on a mission once with kacchan and shoto after I was accused of murder

Pinkqueen: OH

Kamui4Lifers: and we really clicked ok?? like we had this whole ass bonding montage and shit n he's such a good person and I just shwgafvd I love him sm WTF 😭😭😭

Kamui4Lifers: AND HE ALMOST DIED IN MY ARMS

Kamui4Lifers: AND WE SAVED THE WORLD TOGETHER?? AND HIS EYES ARE REALLY PRETTY?? AND HE'S SUCH A BADASS AND HIS QUIRK IS A BIRD ANF HIS JACKET OWJB AND I JUST HES SOOOO FINE

E-Boy: ok you can stfu now

Kamui4Lifers: AND WE DROVE IN THIS RUSTY ASS CAR AND ALMOST GOT KILLED MULTIPLE TIMES AND HE BANGED MY WOUNDS

Kamui4Lifers: BANDAGED*

Lukewarm: HE BANGED YOU?! 

Pinkqueen: I changed my mind, I DON'T wanna know

Chapter Text

Oct 1, 7:31 pm

E-Boy: I'm alive bitches

E-Boy: and I have plenty of knives at my disposal

Spiderphane: you're just mad that we didn't get to watch soul last night

E-Boy: IT'S A CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE 

E-Boy: BUT NOOOOO

E-Boy: WE HAD TO WATCH FUCKING BOLT INSTEAD

Kamui4Lifers: bolt is such a good movie so don't even 😭

E-Boy: that's cause you're a pixar slut 😒

Kamui4Lifers: WHAT

Pinkqueen: BRUH 💀

Lukewarm: didn't we all agree to watch soul next time?

Kamui4Lifers: yeah!! so stop bitching at us kacchan

E-Boy: WHATEVER ASSHOLE

E-Boy: leaving your fake ass to eat tacos in my room 💔

Kamui4Lifers: Isolated 💔 depressed 💔 emo little piss boy 💔

E-Boy: I'LL COOK YOU ALIVE YOU LITTLE FUCKER

Kamui4Lifers: NOOOOO

Stalker: he'd probably taste like gummy worms

Kamui4Lifers: I-

Spiderphane: wtf dude

Spiderphane: do you fantasize about eating gummy worm midoriya in your dreams or something 

Stalker: what? of course not

Spiderphane: don't lie

Spiderphane: I know what you are

Kamui4Lifers: this conversation is giving me high levels of anxiety

Kamui4Lifers: I'm fleeing the scene and cartwheeling to my therapist

Kamui4Lifers: 🤸💨

Pinkqueen: wait you have a therapist?? 

Kamui4Lifers: no lmao?? It was a joke??

Kamui4Lifers: no therapist will ever be able to fix this mess <3

Lukewarm: amajiki when he does literally anything 

Kamui4Lifers: LDNAO LEAVE HIM ALONE

Kamui4Lifers: IM TELLING HIM YOU SAID THAT

Lukewarm: NO DON'T OMG HE'LL ACTUALLY CRY

Kamui4Lifers: SHAME ON YOU THEN

Lukewarm: NOOOO

Kamui4Lifers: TEXTING HIM RIGHT NOW

Lukewarm: MAKING AN APOLOGY VIDEO (WITH TEARS!!) RIGHT NOW

Lukewarm: PLEASE NO PLWASEE

Kamui4Lifers: the message has been sent

Lukewarm: NOOOOOO

Pinkqueen: HOW DID HE RESPOND

Kamui4Lifers: waiting still

Kamui4Lifers: … 

Kamui4Lifers:

Kamui4Lifers: HE LEFT ME ON READ THAT BASTARD

Lukewarm: OH MY GOD WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL HIM??

Kamui4Lifers: W WAIT NO IT WAS AN ACCIRENT WAUT

Lukewarm: MAKING A GROUP CJAT AND TATTLING ON YOU

Kamui4Lifers: GRAH NO

Unnamed Group  

7:39 pm

Todoroki has created a group.

Todoroki has added Midoriya and Amajiki to the group. 

Todoroki: amajiki my beloved I have something very important to tell you.. 

Todoroki: something Izuku said about you, it's very tragic… 

Midoriya: don't you fucking dare

Amajiki: oh

Amajiki: I don't know what he said but he was probably right tbh

Amajiki: you don't have to tell me actually, I think I'd rather not know

Amajiki: oh… who am I kidding… 

Amajiki: just tell me what he said

Amajiki: I need to know where to improve in life

Amajiki: probably everywhere aheh… 

Amajiki: why am I laughing… I'm not funny… 

Amajiki: he probably called me a bastard or something

Amajiki: not that I'm mad or anything

Amajiki: he's right lmao

Amajiki: that wasn't funny… 

Todoroki:

Todoroki: actually he said you were cool as hell and that he admires you very much

Midoriya: yeah and shoto said that he would fuck you if he had the chance to

Todoroki: okay hold on 

Todoroki: wait a god damn minute

Midoriya: like he totally wants to rail you because your just that outstanding

Midoriya: and your quirk is so cool

Midoriya: so so cool amajiki you are so awesome

Midoriya: [sent with party hats and streamers]

Amajiki:

Hero Gang

Lukewarm: WHAT THE FUCK IZUKU??? 

Kamui4Lifers: I PANICKED OKAY???

Lukewarm: SO YOU SAID I WANTED TO FUCK HIM??

Kamui4Lifers: I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ENDEARING

Lukewarm: HELLO???? HOW THE FUCK???

Kamui4Lifers: I DON'T KNOW 😭

Lukewarm: BITCH

Kamui4Lifers: IM SORETUY

Chapter Text

Oct 2, 4:54 pm

Stalker: i am everywhere

Stalker: an entity of perpetual darkness

Stalker: a sleep paralysis demon, if you will

Spiderphane: whose dorm did you break into this time

Stalker: midoriya has some very interesting posters

Kamui4Lifers: YOU WERE IN MY ROOM??

Stalker: when you were sleeping, yes

Kamui4Lifers: UM ?? WHY??

Stalker: you possess very dark and negative energy

Stalker: so I let dark shadow feed off of you

Kamui4Lifers: WHAT

Lukewarm: HUH

Stalker: that's what dark shadow said, at least

Stalker: though i don't fully understand it

Kamui4Lifers: YEAH ME NEITHER?!

Kamui4Lifers: I'm literally so positive and not dark and broody!!! this makes no sense

Stalker: denial isn't just a river in egypt

Kamui4Lifers: SHUT YOUR MOUTH???

Lukewarm: maybe he was eating your trauma

Lukewarm: he can have mine too btw tokoyami

Lukewarm: my door is always open wink wink

Stalker: why are you winking in textual form

Spiderphane: skill issue

Kamui4Lifers: why did i read that as sexual

Stalker: skill issue

Ko-ala: 🐦? 🐦❌🦆✔️

Ko-ala: 💡 + 👦 = 🔵👦

Spiderphane: what in the animal planet

Spiderphane: @Dinofluff translate

Dinofluff: blue jays aren't actually blue, they're brown

Dinofluff: it's a truck of the light

Lukewarm: truck?

Kamui4Lifers: birds are trucks of light??

Stalker: the feathered transformers of god…

Kamui4Lifers: HOLY TRANSFORMERS

Dinofluff: trick

Dinofluff: i meant trick

Kamui4Lifers: I'm claiming this holy transformer vibe

Kamui4Lifers: have fun eating bumble ass, dark shadow

Dinofluff: trick

Lukewarm: BUMBLE ASS

Lukewarm: transformers of light: the ass of bumblebee (2022)

Dinofluff: TRICK

Dinofluff: I SAID TRICK

Dinofluff: PLEASE

Stalker: dark shadow is not amused

Stalker: dark shadow is plotting your demise as we speak

Stalker: he craves vengence

Kamui4Lifers: transformers of light: revenge of the ass (2063)

Lukewarm: ITS BECAUSE HES A SHADOW BIRD OMFG

Lukewarm: DARK SHADOW IS A TRANSFORMER OF LIGHT CONFIRMED???

Kamui4Lifers: TRANSFORMERS OF LIGHT: REVENGE OF THE SHADOW ASS (9828)

Lukewarm: HELP

E-Boy: what the fuck 

Kamui4Lifers: KACCHAN!!! how were your tacos?

E-Boy: they tasted like ass

Lukewarm: SHADOW ASS

Stalker: NO

7:33 pm

Octonaut: ugh, i don't understand teenagers

Lukewarm: you're literally a teenager

Octonaut: no fucking way

Kamui4Lifers: aren't you the youngest one here?? get your shit together shoji

Octonaut: HOW DID YOU KNOW

Kamui4Lifers: oh, I know everyone's birthdays!! and birth years

Kamui4Lifers: and blood types

Kamui4Lifers: and social security numbers

Lukewarm: im so fucking scared

Kamui4Lifers: yeah me too… tokoyami and mina can only donate blood to other ABs…

Stalker: what the hell

Kamui4Lifers: shinsou too…

Lukewarm: buddy

Kamui4Lifer: what if someone needs your blood and you can't give it to anyone?? 🤧🤧 

fuzzy socks: aren't you type O? just give us some of yours to donate

Kamui4Lifers:

Kamui4Lifers: that's not how it works shinsou

fuzzy socks: no but it can be

Kamui4Lifers: :) ?!

Octonaut: I'm having a midlife crisis

fuzzy socks: honestly aren't we all

Stalker: are we not all adolescents

Kamui4Lifers: fumi we could die at any given moment at this school

Kamui4Lifers: i think that gives us a RIGHT to have a midlife crisis

Lukewarm: damn it why did you have to say that

Lukewarm: that actually makes me so emo

Kamui4Lifers: let's cry together babe

Lukewarm: hand in unlovable hand

Octonaut: this is why I hate kids

Kamui4Lifers: what a type B thing to say!!!

fuzzy socks: good night

Chapter Text

Oct 8, 11:19 pm

Sparky: so

Sparky: i made another gender list but i also added pronouns this time, so i need everyone to answer!!

Sparky: and plus i need to do a fact check because my memory is shit @everyone

Sparky: COMING OUT PARTY !!!! ×2

Kamui4Lifers: WOOO DENKI 

Lukewarm: don't eat this one or istg

Sparky: I WONT I SWEAR

Sparky: the last one i ate gave me such a stomach ache 😩

Lukewarm: because it's paper??

Sparky:

Sparky: todoroki!!! gender and pronouns

Lukewarm: nice way to change the subject

Lukewarm: he/him still

Lukewarm: and

Lukewarm:

Lukewarm: 👍⁉️

Sparky: questioning?

Lukewarm: yes

Sparky: gotcha! mido?

Kamui4Lifers: boy!!

Kamui4Lifers: he/him :))

Sparky: cis or not cis? 😉

Kamui4Lifers: ...

Kamui4Lifers: boy

Sparky: okay but like

Kamui4Lifers: shut up

Sparky: mido

Kamui4Lifers: boy

Sparky:

Sparky: okay next

Pinkqueen: bigender, she/him!

Dinofluff: I'm cis (he/him) and koda is agender (they/them)

Ko-ala: 👍!!!

E-Boy: cis, he/him

Kamui4Lifers: go kacchan :)

E-Boy: wtf

Pinkqueen: HE'S AWAKE???

Stalker: still he/they, and i believe I'm agender

Octonaut: pangender, any pronouns

Sugarmom: cis, he/him ^^

Sharkboy: cis, he/him! :)))

Kyo-Fi: cis she/her (probably??)

mochi: cis, she/her!

📸: ^ same here

LiteralGoddess: cis, she/her (but i don't mind any pronouns) :))

Magnifique: questioning, but any pronouns! ⭐ ✨ 💖

Spiderphane: denki why didn't you wake me up wtf 😒

Sparky: SORRY HUN

Spiderphane: MHMMM SUUUREW

Spiderphane: trans, he/him 🙄

Sparky: mhmmmmm

Sparky: tell that to satan you scoundrel

Spiderphane: LMAO???

Tsu ♡: demi-girl, she/her :p

Tsu ♡: @The-7-Dwarfs

Tsu ♡: @The-7-Dwarfs

The-7-Dwarfs: whaf is thid

Tsu ♡: tell us your gender/pronouns bucko

The-7-Dwarfs: obviously I'm cis

The-7-Dwarfs: I'm a boy

The-7-Dwarfs: dumbass

Tsu ♡: we just had a conversation about this

Tsu ♡: ribbit (derogatory)

Lukewarm: RIBBIT (DEROGATORY)

The-7-Dwarfs: ok sorry

The-7-Dwarfs: questioning he/him

Dinofluff: hes a new man

Dinofluff: a new not-man?

Spiderphane: MINETA EVOLUTION

The-7-Dwarfs: SHUT UP

Pinkqueen: very proud of you you creep

Pinkqueen has changed The-7-Dwarfs's name to Grapurple

Pinkqueen: you can have a better nickname now since you're leveling up

Grapurple: was it really worth it

Pinkqueen: yes <3

Pinkqueen: maybe we can let you come to dorm parties every now and then

Pinkqueen: not the girls ones tho... not yet at least

Grapurple: thats lame but ok

Pinkqueen: hmmm maybe you aren't so bad

Grapurple: LEAVE ME ALONE

Pinkqueen: I'm gonna dress you up like a little chihuahua one of these days

Grapurple: you are the only woman i hate

Pinkqueen: that's a compliment

Spiderphane: new mineta just dropped

Spiderphane: @OfflineSonic

Spiderphane: @OfflineSonic

Pinkqueen: @OfflineSonic

Spiderphane: @OfflineSonic

mochi: we're studying right now but he said that he's cis (he/him) :)

Pinkqueen: ur studying at 11:30???

mochi: girl we're in the trenches fr

Sparky: WOO i will update the list

Sparky:

Sparky: wait

Sparky: where did it go

Stalker: new nesting material just dropped

Sparky: TOKOYAMI NO

Kamui4Lifers: i love you guys

Oct 10, 4:36 am

E-Boy: @Kamui4Lifers

E-Boy: @Kamui4Lifers

Kamui4Lifers: why the fuck are you awake

E-Boy: bitch don't act like you weren't online

Kamui4Lifers: ugh okay fine

Kamui4Lifers: what's up?

E-Boy:

E-Boy: did it hurt when you rose from hell

Kamui4Lifers: what the fuck do you want

E-Boy: come to the common room and tell todoroki to stop watching south park on max volume

Kamui4Lifers:

Kamui4Lifers: did you say south park 

E-Boy: YES AND ITS FUCKING ANNOYING

E-Boy: LIKE BITCH TURN IT DOWN 

Lukewarm: hell no i have freedom of speech

E-Boy: DEKU

Kamui4Lifers: what episode are you on?

Lukewarm: somewhere in season 5

Kamui4Lifers: can i watch too

Lukewarm: yeah come downstairs when you have time

E-Boy: DEKU

E-Boy: I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS

Kamui4Lifers: I'm worse than this actually

Kamui4Lifers: I used to draw the south park pro heroes

Lukewarm: no fucking way

Kamui4Lifers: the human kite was a personal favorite of mine

Sparky: of course you were a kyle fan

Kamui4Lifers: yeah kyles my guy

E-Boy: I despise you all 

Sparky: bros just mad that we're watching adult swim south park and not cartoon network steven universe 🙄

Lukewarm: yeah do you want your little baby show bakugo

Lukewarm: do you miss your cartoon network kacchan

E-Boy: DONT CALL ME THAT DICKWAD

E-Boy: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH STEVEN UNIVERSE IS GAY

Lukewarm: is gay 🥺🥺 so bad 🥺🥺

Kamui4Lifers: honestly I'm surprised you don't like sp kacchan

Kamui4Lifers: you definitely peg me as a cartman fan

Sparky: yeah dude… that gay comment was definitely something that cartman would say

Kamui4Lifers: maybe he IS cartman and THAT'S why he hates south park

E-Boy: JUST TURN THE TV DOWN I CAN HEAR IT FROM MY FUCKING ROOM

Sparky: headcanon that bakugo is cartman

E-Boy: STOP

Lukewarm: wait if he gets to be cartman than can i be kenny

Kamui4Lifers: yeah sure but only if i get to be kyle

Lukewarm: deal

Sparky: wait who can i be

Kamui4Lifers: hmmmm

Kamui4Lifers: not stan because stan has to be my bestie

Sparky: bitch???

Kamui4Lifers: you can be butters

Sparky: fuck you

E-Boy: just go downstairs and talk in person what the hell

Kamui4Lifers: shut up cartman

E-Boy: KILL YOURSELF

Kamui4Lifers: maybe rody can be stan 

Kamui4Lifers: the stan to my kyle 🥺

Lukewarm: the bird guy??

Stalker: hey

Lukewarm: the criminal guy*??

Kamui4Lifers: YES

Kamui4Lifers: it makes perfect sense

Lukewarm: but he isn't even here???

Kamui4Lifers: or is he?

Lukewarm: wait

Kamui4Lifers has added Rody to the chat

Lukewarm: oh my god

Sparky: ew why is his first name his default user

E-Boy: gross american shit

Rody: what the fuck

Rody: I'm from europe??

Sparky: EUROPE

Rody: why did you add me to this

Kamui4Lifers: because ily

Rody: it's literally called hero gang

Kamui4Lifers: so?

Rody: I'm training to become a pilot

Kamui4Lifers: we try to be an inclusive group of individuals 

E-Boy: no we don't

E-Boy has removed Rody from the group

Kamui4Lifers: BITCH WTF

E-Boy: HERO GANG IS FOR HEROES DEKU

E-Boy: NOT SHITTY EUROPEAN PILOTS

Kamui4Lifers: OKAY AND?? HE'S A HERO IN MY HEART

E-BOY: YEAH WELL FUCK YOUR HEART

E-Boy: REAL HEROES ONLY

Kamui4Lifers: I BELIEVE IN DIVERSITY

Kamui4Lifers has added Rody to the chat

Kamui4Lifers: sorry about my friend, he doesn't know what he's talking about <3

E-Boy: I KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT 

Kamui4Lifers: I swear he's a good person once you get to know him

E-Boy: FUCK YOU DEKU

Rody: damn

Rody: he really is like cartman

Kamui4Lifers: right???

Lukewarm: hey rody 😉

Kamui4Lifers: SHOTO

Chapter Text

Oct 20, 12:42 am

Lukewarm: god damn

Lukewarm: kaminari was right about these weighted blankets

Lukewarm: I ordered four

Kamui4Lifers: f

Kamui4Lifers: four?

Lukewarm: im suffocating

Kamui4Lifers: well no shit

Lukewarm: im lightheaded

Lukewarm: but I'm free

Pinkqueen: not when they throw you on a hospital bed in the ER

Kamui4Lifers: AWOOGA

Lukewarm: it's okay my dad can afford the hospital bills

Kamui4Lifers: yeah

Kamui4Lifers: endeavors got cake

Lukewarm: watch it

Kamui4Lifers: sorry

Pinkqueen: honey i really don't think you should be wearing four weighted blankets at once

Lukewarm: it's good for my circulation

Pinkqueen: four is too much

Lukewarm: I'm built like all might wdym

Kamui4Lifers: all might said he might be put on hospice soon

Lukewarm:

Pinkqueen:

Lukewarm:

Lukewarm: I'm built like cementoss wdym

Pinkqueen: i mean slay what you wanna slay ig

Pinkqueen: just don't be surprised when your lungs collapse

Lukewarm: i'm sure I'll be fine

Pinkqueen: yeah maybe

Lukewarm: I'm seeing stars

Pinkqueen: maybe not

Stalker: it's early, must you never sleep?

Pinkqueen: well todoroki is about to die if that counts as sleeping

Kamui4Lifers: so is all might

Pinkqueen:

Stalker:

Lukewarm:

Lukewarm: izuku are you okay

Kamui4Lifers: not at all

Lukewarm: is it because your sweet little papa is old and frail

Pinkqueen: omfg

Kamui4Lifers: he is not

Kamui4Lifers: my sweet little papa

Lukewarm: your papi wapi

Kamui4Lifers: no

Lukewarm: your daddy

Kamui4Lifers: shut the fuck up 

Lukewarm: sorry I think I'm delirious

Pinkqueen: you definitely are

Stalker: I'm going to go pay his dorm a visit

Stalker: hopefully save his life

Lukewarm: oh good i love visitors

Kamui4Lifers: have fun 

Tokoyami > Midoriya

2:21 am

Tokoyami: midoriya

Tokoyami: the heavens have reached down from above to gently graze my heart with their blessed hands. I believe I have felt true light for the first time in my cold, shadowy existence.

Tokoyami: even dark shadow rejoices in this newfound feeling. he will not stop dancing around in my unlit room

Kamui4Lifers: it's 2 in the morning

Kamui4Lifers: what the fuck are you saying

Tokoyami: todoroki gifted me one of his weighted blankets

Kamui4Lifers: oh my fucking god

Tokoyami: indeed, it must be the work of god

Kamui4Lifers: shut your mouth and talk to me later

Tokoyami: no

Kamui4Lifers: look man, i get it

Kamui4Lifers: weighted blankets are really cool and make you feel really good

Kamui4Lifers: but for the love of god, I'm so tired, so please tell me about your life changing experience tomorrow

Tokoyami: no, no, you don't understand

Tokoyami: it's not the blanket that's altered my life, but the gesture among other things that opened my eyes to things that i never would have thought possible

Kamui4Lifers: uh huh, and what are those things

Tokoyami: midoriya

Tokoyami: i believe i have fallen in love with todoroki

Kamui4Lifers:

Kamui4Lifers: WHAT

Hero Gang

2:24 am

Stalker: todoroki is alive and well

Lukewarm: yeah I'm go oof

Lukewarm: gooe

Lukewarm: goox

Pinkqueen: more like alive and unwell

Stalker: yeah he's still recovering

Kamui4Lifers: 😦

Pinkqueen: yeah i can see that

Pinkqueen: dude, mido, quit being a baby about all might

Pinkqueen: he's gonna be fine

Stalker: yeah, he's fine

Kamui4Lifers: he's fine? 😦

Stalker: that is what I said, yes

Kamui4Lifers:

Kamui4Lifers: I see

Pinkqueen: are you good dude

Kamui4Lifers: i have to go

Pinkqueen: fr???

Kamui4Lifers: goodnight

Pinkqueen: ??? okay

Stalker: strange 

Rody: wtf happened to him

Pinkqueen: I-

Pinkqueen: who's this guy??

Lukewarm: oh yeah thats rody

Lukewarm: he's izuku's shnookums or whatever 

Stalker: shnookums 💀

Rody: yeah what's up

Pinkqueen: WAIT ACTUALLY?

Pinkqueen: IN THE FLESH??

Lukewarm: no you dumb bitch this is messenger

Pinkqueen: OMG ITS AN HONOR TO MEET YOU RODY

Rody: thanks??

Rody: damn you're a lot nicer than that other guy

Rody: that bitch

Pinkqueen: who??

Rody: the emo guy

Pinkqueen: tokoyami?

Rody: e-boy

Pinkqueen: BAKUGO??? 

Pinkqueen: LMDAKWHH???

Rody: yeah that guy

Pinkqueen: THE EMO GUY

Lukewarm: yeah bakugos like mad racist or something

Pinkqueen: ILY RODY

Rody: I'm taken sweetheart

Pinkqueen: PLATONICALKY

Pinkqueen: HDHEHW THE EMO GUY

Pinkqueen has changed Rody's name to CriminalJustice

Pinkqueen has changed CriminalJustice's name to Anti-Dynamight

Anti-Dynamight: wtf are you doing

Pinkqueen: GIVING YOU THE NICKNAME YOU DESERVE

Pinkqueen has changed Anti-Dynamight's name to D-boy

Lukewarm: D BOY

Pinkqueen: yeah like deku boy

Lukewarm: DICK BOY

Lukewarm: LMFAOO

D-boy: i liked the fist one better 💀

Pinkqueen has changed D-boy's name to Rody

Pimkqueen: ugh idk

Rody: maybe just don't change it at all? that's always an option

Pinkqueen: yeah but you deserve better

Lukewarm: yeah

Lukewarm: because you're a dick boy

Rody: istg

Pinkqueen: shut up todoroki

Pinkqueen: it has to be something creative

Pinkqueen: rody what's your quirk

Rody: 

Rody: I'm quirkless

Pinkqueen: we all know that's a damn lie

Pinkqueen: isn't it bird related

Pinkqueen: mido said it was a bird but what does that mean

Pinkqueen: is it like a mutation

Rody: I'm quirkless

Pinkqueen: come onnnnnn

Lukewarm: what's your quirk dick boy

Rody: stop calling me dick boy

Pinkqueen: please tell meeeee i won't tell anyone

Pinkqueen: except for tsu

Pinkqueen: and momo

Pinkqueen: and ochako

Rody: i don't have one

Rody: idk what deku told u but i don't have a bird quirk

Rody: i just have a pet bird

Rody: no quirk or anything

Pinkqueen:

Pinkqueen: lame ass

Lukewarm: izuku's quirkless dick boy bf sucks balls

Rody: STOP CALLING ME DICK BOY

Chapter Text

Oct 24, 7:24 pm

Sharkboy: and so anyways i was like bro aren't you gay

Pinkqueen: uh huh

Sharkboy: and the guy looked at me like

Sharkboy: 😐 what did you just say

Pinkqueen: no way

Sharkboy: and i was like it's okay man

Sharkboy: I'm gay too

Sharkboy: we're the same

Sharkboy: i get you

Pinkqueen: yeah

Sharkboy: and he looks at me dead in the eye which is CRAZY because he has like a crab eyes quirk

Sharkboy: and he's like

Sharkboy: 😐

Sharkboy: I'm not gay 😐

Pinkqueen: LMAO

Sharkboy: HE HAD A PRIDE PIN ON BUT WASN'T GAY??? LIKE HELLO??

Sharkboy: but whatever ig i just walked away after that

Sharkboy: I'm still hesitant to go back to that grocery store

Sharkboy: somebody else is gonna have to buy us snacks next time

Pinkqueen: HFJEIFJ

fuzzy socks: that's actually so funny

fuzzy socks: like wtf

Sharkboy: yeah ikr?? 😭

Pinkqueen: okay okay

Pinkqueen: kiri shared a funny story so who's next?

Lukewarm: i already went

Sparky: bro

Sparky: telling us about how your dad starved you once is NOT a funny story

Lukewarm: um yeah it is?

Lukewarm: don't you have a sense of humor??

Sparky: not when the humor involves STARVING A CHILD

Sparky: like that low-key kinda traumatized me

Lukewarm: yeah it low-key kinda traumatized me too

Kamui4Lifers: I would go but I broke my fingers and am in so much pain :)

Kamui4Lifers: :)*

Lukewarm: ???

Kamui4Lifers: :)*

Kamui4Lifers: :)*

Kamui4Lifers: oh my god it hurts

fuzzy socks: how did you break your fingers

fuzzy socks: actually scratch that why the fuck are you texting us

Kamui4Lifers: I've gotta git my daily shifd and gighlrd in

Kamui4Lifers: the shits and gighles

Kamui4Lifers: oh the pain

Pinkqueen: put the phone down??

Kamui4Lifers: no

Kamui4Lifers: i am NOT missing funny story night

Pinkqueen: whatever you say man

Kamui4Lifers: ohh man

Pinkqueen: who's next???????

Spiderphane: i have one

Spiderphane: there was this one time where i was training near the trees right

Lukewarm: right

Spiderphane: and like i was shooting tape and shit trying to practice my swinging

Kamui4Lifers: ougsv

Spiderphane: and this fucking baby walks by

Pinkqueen: omfg

Pinkqueen: istg

Spiderphane: and i swing STRAIGHT INTO THE BABY

Sparky: HEJJFHWHQGD

Spiderphane: LIKE DUDE WHOSE FUCKING BABY??????

Sparky: LMFAO NOT THE BABY 😭

Sharkboy: bro…

Sharkboy: hitting babies is not funny

Spiderphane: NO BUT IT WAS SO FUNNY

Spiderphane: LIKE HE FLEW

Sparky: HDJWWHIDOW

Pinkqueen: HELP??

Sharkboy: it's a baby???

Sparky: NGL BRO IT'S PRETTY FUNNY

Sharkboy: somebody back me up here???

Lukewarm: my dad used to hit baby me all the time

Kamui4Lifers: HA DFHAF

Sharkboy: MIDOBRO NOT YOU TOO

Sharkboy: THAT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY???

Lukewarm: no it is funny

Lukewarm: its so funny

Sharkboy: CHILD ABUSE IS SO UNFUNNY

Pinkqueen: JESUS CRJIST MAN

Sparky: oajy okay okay OKAY

Sparky: okay

Sparky: OKAY

Spiderphane: i think he hit a tree after he flew

Sparky: STOP IT

Pinkqueen: OKAY SHUT RHE FUCK UP NOW

Pinkqueen: WE NEED TO LET RJE NEXT PERSON GO

Spiderphane: fine fine fine

Kamui4Lifers: it hurst so bad

Pinkqueen: shut up midoriya

Kamui4Lifers: 👍

Sharkboy: why don't we let that rody guy go

Lukewarm: rody died a long time ago

Lukewarm: in the incident…..

Rody: ??????

Sharkboy: wait have you been here the whole time

Stalker: incredible

Stalker: he's like a shadow

Lukewarm: it was so sad to see him go

Rody: what the fuck are you on

Lukewarm: poor little dick boy…….. he was so young……..

Rody: your death is going to be so so brutal 

Pinkqueen: rody do you have any funny stories

Rody: i don't know

Rody: not really

Pinkqueen: you are seriously so lame

Rody: actually there was this one time i tried to steal a guy's wallet because i needed cash

Rody: and he saw me and tried to chase me but his shirt got caught up in a stick that was sticking out of a corner of a building

Rody: and his shirt was like thin as fuck so it just ripped off

Rody: and it turns out that this guy only had one fucking nipple in the middle of his chest

Rody: and i laughed at him right

Rody: and then he pissed himself right there in front of me

Rody: 

Rody: is that funny to you assholes

Sparky: WHAT THE FUCK

Pinkqueen: 😦

Lukewarm: ONE??

Lukewarm: JUST ONE????

Spiderphane: oh my god

Spiderphane: can you imagine having just one nipple

Pinkqueen: 😧

fuzzy socks: are we ignoring the fact that he pissed himself

fuzzy socks: I feel like we can't just brush passed that

Sparky: can you imagine having your singular nipple exposed to your robber and then PISSING YOURSELF??

Rody: yeah it was so bad

Rody: like it's ingrained into my brain

Pinkqueen: YEAH NO SHIT I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO FORGET IT EITHER

Kamui4Lifers: I'd be eeing thast's hit for yweekes

Kamui4Lifers: seebg that shit fort works

Kamui4Lifers: seeing that shit for wekess

Kamui4Lifers: I'm killing myself 

Sparky: okay guys i think rody wins

Sparky: no questions asked

Spiderphane: a lot of questions asked actually

Sparky: rody wins, a lot of questions asked

Rody: I'm just that good

Lukewarm: bro met a piss boy with one nipple so honestly i agree

Rody: yeah I've seen a lot

Rody: there was also a person with a fetus quirk

Sparky: i have so many questions

Oct 25, 5:15 pm

Kamui4Lifers: whwatttn kmfg

Kamui4Lifers: egusys I'm so seirous rn

Kamui4Lifers: All Might is sooo ffool 

Kamui4Lifers: i c can't feel my handfds

fuzzy socks: ???

Kyo-Fi: bro are you good

Sparky: where have you been??

Kyo-Fi: wdym I've been here the whole time

Kamui4Lifers: Hess sdgot so mdany strenagths and no weakienenss

Lukewarm: wtf is wrong with you

E-Boy: he's probably high on those fucking pain meds again

Lukewarm: i thought his fingers were broken though

E-Boy: they are

Kamui4Lifers: efd All Might

Lukewarm: so how is he moving them

E-Boy: uh

Kamui4Lifers: he's not fforrnrr the amkeridan but has 

Kamui4Lifers: americann imspiratin

Kyo-Fi: 'uh' ???

E-Boy: how the fuck should i know?? I'm trying to make a protein shake right now so fuck off already

Lukewarm: 😐

Lukewarm: I'm gonna go and check on him

Lukewarm: he's probably in the infirmary

Kamui4Lifers: no ddeaayhs in his jandsdd and he's he he sa. Vive . Saves livwsd

Kamui4Lifers: All Might saveffe my life onecs

E-Boy: put your damn phone down

Kamui4Lifers: and then we'd we i r there was a goop guy ghdibg and Kacchan was like dead

E-Boy: put it down

Kamui4Lifers: ksacchan. Lookefd like he wasg gonna shit himself

E-Boy: PUT THE FUCKING PHONE DOWN

Kyo-Fi: no no tell us more

Kyo-Fi: i wanna know why kacchan was gonna shit himself

E-Boy: SHUT UP

Kamui4Lifers: as aA. A.    

Kamui4Lifers: All Might USA 

Kyo-Fi: damn fr?

Kamui4Lifers: yeah

Kamui4Lifers: All Missght is so cook

Kamui4Lifers: All Might*

Kyo-Fi: nice catch

Kamui4Lifers: tajnsk you

Kamui4Lifers: as then be ejj. N.  

Kyo-Fi: what

Kyo-Fi: oh he went offlline

E-Boy: good riddance

Lukewarm: bitch broke out of his casts 💀

Lukewarm: i got him to call his bf so he at least isn't messing up his hands anymore

Lukewarm: send prayers for rody tho because jesus christ 

Kyo-Fi: should have got him to call me smh

Kyo-Fi: it was kinda funny

Lukewarm: maybe next time

Kyo-Fi: sick

10:27 pm

Kamui4Lifers: i hate you all

Kamui4Lifers: i hate you all so much

Kamui4Lifers: If i wasn't bedridden then you would all be dead rn

Kyo-Fi: all might is so cool

Kyo-Fi: all might is sooooo strong

Kamui4Lifers: SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Oct 31, 6:31 am

Kamui4Lifers: it's halloween

Lukewarm: it's halloween

Sparky: it's halloween

Pinkqueen: guys guess what

Stalker: what

Pinkqueen: it's halloween

Kamui4Lifers: :0

Dinofluff: i've been waiting for this since last year

Sparky: babe we need a couples costume

Dinofluff: who should we be though

Sparky: pikachu and charmander 🥺

Dinofluff: OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT

Dinofluff: oops caps lock

Lukewarm: i have never seen you use caps before

Pinkqueen: i think he did like once

Dinofluff: yeah well it's halloween so i can do whatever i want

Kyo-Fi: word

Kyo-Fi: I'm dressing up as a vampire

Lukewarm: basic ass

Kyo-Fi: who are you going as??

Lukewarm: batman duh

Kyo-Fi: 😐

Kamui4Lifers: i still haven't decided yet

Kamui4Lifers: but honestly

E-Boy: i mIght jUSt gO as All mIGht aGain

Kamui4Lifers: i might just go as all might again

Kamui4Lifers:

Kamui4Lifers: kacchan wtf

E-Boy: same damn thing every year

Kamui4Lifers: uh huh

Kamui4Lifers: and what are you going as?

E-Boy: wtf do you mean?

Kamui4Lifers: halloween is for babies 🥶

E-Boy: halloween is for babies

Kamui4Lifers: 🤨

E-Boy: BITCH

Lukewarm: c'mon dude you have to dress up as something

Sparky: dress up as steven universe

E-Boy: I hate you

Lukewarm: whatever grandma

Lukewarm: @everyone tell us what you're dressing up as (except for bakugo because he's a dickwad)

E-Boy: I'M NOT A DICKWAD

Sparky: bro everyone's still asleep rn  

Sharkboy: I'm going as a werewolf this year!!!

Sparky: except for him ig

E-Boy: 

E-Boy: a werewolf huh

Lukewarm: gay

Sparky: gay asf

E-Boy: I'm killing you both

Lukewarm: well at least do it in a jason onesie or something like god damn

Lukewarm: izuku get him to put on a costume

Kamui4Lifers: you're asking me to do it and not his literal bf??

Lukewarm: yeah?? I thought you had survival instincts or some shit

Kamui4Lifers: actually it's ✨survival instincts✨

Kamui4Lifers: and that was like a year and a half ago

Kamui4Lifers: what if i don't have them anymore 

E-Boy: I'm right here y'know

Lukewarm: well u never know until you try it babes

Kamui4Lifers: okay okay fine

Kamui4Lifers:

Kamui4Lifers: hey kacchan 😏

E-Boy: kill yourself

Lukewarm: oh my god

Kamui4Lifers: kacchan if you were to THEORETICALLY dress up for halloween then who would you be

E-Boy: nobody

E-Boy: you dumb bitch

Sparky: maybe he should be a fungus

Lukewarm: be quiet kaminari

Kamui4Lifers: shut the fuck up kaminari

Sparky: 🤐✌️

Kamui4Lifers: kacchan

Kamui4Lifers: kacchan

Kamui4Lifers: kacchan

E-Boy: stop it

Kamui4Lifers: please

Kamui4Lifers: it would be so cool if you went trick or treating with us in a spooky costume

E-Boy: do i look like i give a shit

Kamui4Lifers: 🥺 yes

E-Boy: get your eyes checked

Kamui4Lifers: kacchan please

Kamui4Lifers: pleaaaaase

Kamui4Lifers: it won't be the same if you don't dress up

Kamui4Lifers: it'll be like old times

E-Boy: no you shit face

Kamui4Lifers: :(

E-Boy: I actually don't give a shit right now

E-Boy: you're weird ass tricks aren't gonna work on me anymore

Kamui4Lifers: :(

E-Boy: stop

Kamui4Lifers: :(

E-Boy: deku

Kamui4Lifers: :(

E-Boy: i said stop

Kamui4Lifers: :((

E-Boy: FIX YOUR FUCKING FACE OR ILL KILL YOU

Kamui4Lifers: YOU KNOW WHAT?? FUCK THIS STUPID WUSSY ASS SHIT

Kamui4Lifers: IF YOU DONT GO TRICK OR TREATING WITH US IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME THEN SO HELP ME I WILL GRAB YOU BY YOUR FUCKING NECK AND DETROIT SMASH YOUR ASS INTO ANOTHER PLANET

E-Boy: ENOUGH OF YOUR WEAK ASS THREATS I DON'T HAVE TO DO SHIT IF I DON'T WANT TO

E-Boy: LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

Kamui4Lifers: NO! I WON'T! Y'KNOW WHY?? BECAUSE IM SICK OF YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT KACCHAN

Kamui4Lifers: IF YOU WANT TO ISOLATE YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM TONIGHT BECAUSE YOUR A SAD ASS PIECE OF SHIT THEN GO RIGHT AHEAD BUT I KNOW DAMN WELL THAT YOU WANT TO DRESS UP

Kamui4Lifers: I SAW YOU LOOKING AT THOSE FUCKING LEGEND OF ZELDA COSTUMES AND THOSE FUCKING PRINCESS COSTUMES AND SHIT SO DONT ACT LIKE YOU ARENT INTERESTED

Kamui4Lifers: SIT AROUND AND ROT IN YOUR ROOM ALL DAY FOR ALL I CARE BUT I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU LOOK ALL LAME AND SHIT WHEN WE'RE TRICK OR TREATING JUST SO THAT YOU CAN FEEL LIKE YOU'RE COOLER THAN THE REST OF US

Lukewarm: 😦??

Pinkqueen: 😬

Sparky: [shockedpikachu.png]

Kyo-Fi: 🤠??

E-Boy: I

E-Boy: I WAS JUST

E-Boy: YOU FUCKING

E-Boy: FINE I'LL GO AS SHEIK

E-Boy: ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

Kamui4Lifers: yeah!! woo!! do you need to go and buy the costume?

E-Boy: yeah I'll go to the store

Kamui4Lifers: kay!! text me if you need help with something

E-Boy: whatever

E-Boy: fucking bastard

Kamui4Lifers: :)

Lukewarm: IT WORKED????

Dinofluff: I'm so scared right now

Sparky: hold my hand

Dinofluff: okay

Kyo-Fi: holy shit dude that's not what I expected when you agreed to use your survival instincts