RemediosWrites
Fandoms
- Dream SMP (23)
- Hermitcraft SMP (13)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (9)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (7)
- Original Work (4)
Recent works
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inside this place is warm, outside it starts to pour (5 times it left +1 time it didnt) by RemediosWrites
Fandoms: Dream SMP
11 Nov 2025
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vbueyvfyetwug i hazd ideo
an au of dsmp where charlie is quackitys kid but liek not officially bc he just wandered into qs restaurant one night after closing and quackity js went “hippty hoppity this child is no longer your property” and lowk consenually kidnapped him and like theyre just so sweet jbfguerbgh
my google docs document i wrote once in english class. pretty good summary if u ask me. jut figure i should mention that charlie is part lizard. and that he isnt called charlie for most of this.
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Nine in the Afternoon by RemediosWritesforTrafficTWT (RemediosWrites)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
03 Oct 2025
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Title from Nine in the Afternoon (Panic! At The Disco)
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“I-! Joel… This isn't fair..!”
“What isn't? How fucking hot you are? Cuz damn right, man, it isn't.”OR: Grian left his fellow bad boys alone for TEN MINUTES!
OR, OR: Joel really fucking likes Jimmy. Jimmy really fucking likes Joel. They are both bored.Series
- Part 1 of The 4B's (the Bad Boys Bomb Brigade) AU
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[The Trepidatious Trials of Joel Stratous] Sunday: Yet another EXCELLENT day 😎 by RemediosWrites
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Sep 2025
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I was told that if I wrote down the stuff that happens to me in a week as a stream-of-consciousness style journal, I could maybe emotionally heal (whatever the fuck that means). I mean, I'm a Bad Boy, I don't need "healing" or to be "fixed"!
Uh. I'm posting this because Cara (my therapist, for those uninformed enough to not know about my awesome life) said that if I anonymously vent, maybe it could help. I doubt it, but I'm not one to disobey the authority of a blummin' therapist.
So, yeah. That's why I'm here. If you are living such a sad life to not know me, I am Joel Stratous, your average 7th grader at Craftier Middle School. I am super awesome and my life couldnever be any better, so you will enjoy this little journal quite a bit, I'm very sure.
I would say to enjoy, but I really don't care. Comment, kudo, bookmark -- do what you want, just don't be mean or else me and Taylor will beat your ass.
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This is my Sunday journal. It is mostly revolving around myself and my online friend EthosLab.
Series
- Part 1 of TrepiTri (Full Week)
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why is everyone here traumatised? (a lifer uni au) by RemediosWrites
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
01 Sep 2025
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We're All Dead in Devil Town... (But I Feel a Little Safer When I'm With You.) [[TEMPORARY Hiatus - NOT abandoned]] by RemediosWrites
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Dream SMP
25 Aug 2025
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Fundy and Yogurt are murdered by Dream.
When they open their eyes, realising their lives have been spared, they see a whole new family. One not so toxic as the last.
(AKA: I put my favourite father-son duo into Hermitcraft because they deserve better)
[[Put on a TEMPORARY hiatus. Should be starting back up by 13 - 5 or sometime around then! <3]]
Series
- Part 1 of Lucky to Be Alive, Happy to Be Free AU
Recent series
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The 4B's (the Bad Boys Bomb Brigade) AU by RemediosWritesforTrafficTWT (RemediosWrites)
Fandom: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
04 Oct 2025
- Words:
- 1,188
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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TrepiTri (Full Week) by RemediosWrites
Fandom: Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Sep 2025
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Lucky to Be Alive, Happy to Be Free AU by RemediosWrites, RemediosWritesforHermiTWT (RemediosWrites)
Fandom: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
25 Aug 2025
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A series about if Fun Jonatahan Micahel Vincent Georgina James Sus Dy The Third (Fundy) and Yogurt Mozzarella Cheese Dy got YEETED into Hermitcraft by Kristin because she felt bad for the shit life they were living.
Here is the Spotify Playlist containing all of the songs used in chapter and fic titles!
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Cellbit is not in love with Roier.
He can’t be. They’re just friends who kiss. At least that’s what he tells himself as he comes out to greet Roier at his castle’s entrance. He says hello, as he usually does, and Roier kisses his hello right against his lips. Cellbit pulls him into the castle and their gazes lock for a moment, a rare shyness gracing Roier’s smile as he looks up at him with bright eyes. Roier licks his lips and Cellbit wonders what it’s like to kiss them while they’re still wet. Are they even softer than usual?
It’s like gravity, he thinks as he leans down again. It pulls him in and he is rendered helpless, unable to fight it.
Or; Roier and Cellbit start kissing, an oblivious Cellbit ensues. A reimagining of Guapoduo's early days.
Bookmarked by RemediosWrites
29 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
"is he gay or just a homie-kisser?" -cell
"I JUST SHOVED MY TONGUE DOWN YOUR THROAT AND YOU THINK IT WAS A FRIEND THING??" -roierayayyayayayay estos putassss xD kkkkkk
tão lindoossssssss hdgsgsgxgdgshdhdvdvvsbdvv
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It was late. Any reasonable person should have been asleep by now.
To be fair, Joel wasn't really a person, and Jimmy had been slipping further away from person-hood for a while. And it could be argued they both weren't reasonable. Joel was, with current evidence at hand, at least the more reasonable of the two, being currently in a bed and having been asleep until a chirp from the bedside table awoke him. But that's not the point.
“Sorry for coming over so late.” Jim's voice was quiet, soft, like he was afraid of breaking the stillness of the night.
“No, no, it’s alright.” Joel waved a hand dismissively. “It’s quiet up here too, it’s nice to have some company."
Series
- Part 5 of Finnyit's smallidarity week!!!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,264
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 5
- Kudos:
- 72
- Bookmarks:
- 9
- Hits:
- 350
Bookmarked by RemediosWrites
13 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
these stupid gayass motherfuckin men never leave my brain and i kinda wanna stab em /pos
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The Memory of You by HappyRainbow2002 for Linnyunicornlover
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
12 Mar 2025
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Joel was in Hermitcraft.
She wasn’t.
But he would never forget.Series
- Part 3 of Rain's Poems
- Part 1 of Zine application works
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,594
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 8
- Kudos:
- 63
- Bookmarks:
- 5
- Hits:
- 458
Bookmarked by RemediosWrites
04 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
*inhale* EJGEGEHEHEFEGCDCSVAVAAAAAAA JIZZIE LDHDGD THE
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It’s that one Dark SBI fic about kidnapping— oh, that’s all of them?
Woops my hand slipped, too late now
- Words:
- 56,409
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 18
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Tubbo’s- Tubbo’s here, or at least a version of him is, and goddammit Tommy missed him so fucking much. He hovers his mouse over the stream, biting his lip nervously, before taking the leap and joining it.
And fuck, Tubbo looks so similar that Tommy thinks he might cry again.
He doesn’t have horns, doesn’t have the long hair that covers half his face, doesn’t have the fucking awful scars that Tommy still hates himself for having let happen – but it’s still unmistakably him. His smile’s the same, he laughs the same – if a little brighter and less reserved – he brushes his hair back the same way and furrows his brows in concentration the same way and groans lightly in frustration the same way and-
It’s not him, but it’s still Tubbo, and Tommy can find himself loving this version of him already.
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(Or: Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo find themselves reincarnated into the bodies of their streamer selves, and learn to live in a world that, instead of being cruel, is kind to them.)
Series
- Part 1 of your love remains true
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 120,000
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Collections:
- 25
- Comments:
- 2,334
- Kudos:
- 4,802
- Bookmarks:
- 1,056
- Hits:
- 113,756
Bookmarked by RemediosWrites
19 Aug 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
THAT ONE FIC THAT YOU FUCKING LOST FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND NEARLY GAVE UP OMG YOU FOUD IT!! YESSSS!!!